Invader Zina Lands
By none other than Invader Zina
Genre: Humor/Romance
Rating: G (might become PG later)
*NOTE* Jhonen Vasquez owns Zim and all of the characters, except myself (Zina) and my robot COZ.By the way, I don't care if this is a
"self-insertion", this IS my story, isn't it? THERE ARE ENOUGH *HUMANS* SAYING THIS ISN'T GOOD BECAUSE OF "SELF-INSERTION"!
IT JUST ISN'T FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::sticks tung out at anyone who says that:: pfffttt!!!! to you! NiaNia!! ::thinks for a second:: If I re-write this
NOT as a self insertion, will you STILL be mean?!!? I might just DO THAT! GAAAAAAHH!!! If you WANT me to re write this in "third
person" (whatever it's called), I want 4 (that means 1 more than 3, 2 more that 2, 3 more than1, 4 more than 0) emails at
invaderzina@hotmail.com telling me that they want me to do that! Got it? FOUR!
Chapter 2: Skool... *shudders*
The next day I woke up and went upstairs. COZ had the TV on the "Scary Monkey Show" and was hopping on the couch saying, "This
show is fun!"
I sighed and got my disquise out. I put the contacts in and put on the wig thingy. I walked out the door, but before I did I said, "COZ,
if you mess with anything, I will have to hurt you!" COZ's eyes widened and she nodded.
I walked towards Skool, saying to myself, "I will SURELY cause some mischief there! HAHAHAHAHA!"
"Who are YOU talking to?" asked Zim, who was running behind me.
"NO ONE!" I yelled.
"Why are you on *Earth*, anyway?" he asked.
"To cause trouble, why else? I've always liked to make life-forms mad," I replied with an evil grin.
"OK, so you WEREN'T sent here by the Almighty Tallest to take over?" he asked, starting to sound a little mad.
"I haven't seen the Almighty Tallest since after we were banished from Irk for destroying half of it," I said laughing. "That was fun,
getting them all mad and stuff... hehehe."
Zim raised an eyebrow. He looked at me like I had turned completely human. I looked back at him, annoyed. "WHAT!?"
Zim and I continued to annoy each other the whole way to *shudder* Skool. When we got there, Zim sat in his seat and I stood in
front waiting for a seat. The teacher, Miss Bitters, slithered towards me. She turned towards the class and said in her scratchy, old
voice, "Looks like we got ANOTHER new student." She turned towards me. "Say something about yourself, it'll be the last time
you'll talk in here."
"I'm Zina and if you know whats good for ya, you'll leave me alone!" I said grinning.
"Sit down in some empty chair!" Miss Bitters yelled in my face.
I walked to a seat in the third row, second seat. Miss Bitters starts talking about DOOM, and while she repeats the word untill the
end of class, everyone is talking. I looked at the kid sitting in the front of the fourth row. He stared at me. I looked over to Zim and
he rolled his eyes at the kid.
"You are NOT human!" said the kid.
"Who says, huh? YOU?!" I asked.
"Dib, why do you have to pick on the new kids?" asked someone from behind.
"She looks like she came from the same place that Zim does, right? Well, they're both green and you don't have ears, so...they're not
human!" Dib said, pointing at me and Zim.
The big argument went on until class was over and Miss Bitters continued, "Doomed, doomed, doomed.... Al right get outta here."
I walked... no, RAN out of Skool and jogged home. Zim ran past me and yelled over his sholder, "RUN!"
I looked behind me and Dib came running towards me yelling, "I'll enjoy watching your AUTOPSY, *Zim*..." He saw me jogging
and continued, "...and you too, *Zina*!"
I looked at him again. I smiled widely at the thought I'll make him mad... the first thing BAD I'll do on this planet! Hehehahahah...
Dib stopped in his tracks seeing my evin grin. I threw my head back and laughed.
"What's so funny?" asked Dib, sounding kind of mad and annoyed.
I continued laughing.
"Stop! Why are you laughing at me?!" he asked, still sounding mad and annoyed.
I still laughed, and looked at him again. He is so STUPID! He can't even see I'm playing a TRICK on him! hahahaha... I thought.
I stopped laughing and said, still giggling a bit, "Are you mad? Annoyed?"
He looked at me sideways, looking madder by the minute. "Of COURSE I'm mad! I'm being laughed at for-"
I started laughing hard again, interupting him.
"STOP!!!!" he yelled.
I stopped abruptly and smirked at him. "I have *succeeded*!! YES!"
"Succeeded in *what*?" he asked, looking confused (and still a bit angry).
I ran home laughing insanely, leaving him to watch me run away. When I was almost home, I looked behind me to find him running
towards me. He doesn't give up, does he? I thought. Stupid human. He still had a bewildered look on his face.
I skipped to my house, with Dib still running after me. My skipping seemed to taunt him, because he still didn't catch me before I entered
my house.
I got inside to see COZ sitting on the couch, still watching the "Scary Monkey Show", eating a doughnut.
"Want one?" she asked, holding out the doughnut box.
"NO," I said.
She finished her doughnut and ate the last two in the box. She stared into the empty box and sighed sadly, "No more doughnuts." She
shook the box upside-down as if to show me it really was empty. Crumbs fell on the floor.
I shook my head. I walked to the fridge and went downstairs to work on... stuff.
The End of Ch. 2
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I will change it if I get 4 emails about it! email address is invaderzina@hotmail.com
By none other than Invader Zina
Genre: Humor/Romance
Rating: G (might become PG later)
*NOTE* Jhonen Vasquez owns Zim and all of the characters, except myself (Zina) and my robot COZ.By the way, I don't care if this is a
"self-insertion", this IS my story, isn't it? THERE ARE ENOUGH *HUMANS* SAYING THIS ISN'T GOOD BECAUSE OF "SELF-INSERTION"!
IT JUST ISN'T FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::sticks tung out at anyone who says that:: pfffttt!!!! to you! NiaNia!! ::thinks for a second:: If I re-write this
NOT as a self insertion, will you STILL be mean?!!? I might just DO THAT! GAAAAAAHH!!! If you WANT me to re write this in "third
person" (whatever it's called), I want 4 (that means 1 more than 3, 2 more that 2, 3 more than1, 4 more than 0) emails at
invaderzina@hotmail.com telling me that they want me to do that! Got it? FOUR!
Chapter 2: Skool... *shudders*
The next day I woke up and went upstairs. COZ had the TV on the "Scary Monkey Show" and was hopping on the couch saying, "This
show is fun!"
I sighed and got my disquise out. I put the contacts in and put on the wig thingy. I walked out the door, but before I did I said, "COZ,
if you mess with anything, I will have to hurt you!" COZ's eyes widened and she nodded.
I walked towards Skool, saying to myself, "I will SURELY cause some mischief there! HAHAHAHAHA!"
"Who are YOU talking to?" asked Zim, who was running behind me.
"NO ONE!" I yelled.
"Why are you on *Earth*, anyway?" he asked.
"To cause trouble, why else? I've always liked to make life-forms mad," I replied with an evil grin.
"OK, so you WEREN'T sent here by the Almighty Tallest to take over?" he asked, starting to sound a little mad.
"I haven't seen the Almighty Tallest since after we were banished from Irk for destroying half of it," I said laughing. "That was fun,
getting them all mad and stuff... hehehe."
Zim raised an eyebrow. He looked at me like I had turned completely human. I looked back at him, annoyed. "WHAT!?"
Zim and I continued to annoy each other the whole way to *shudder* Skool. When we got there, Zim sat in his seat and I stood in
front waiting for a seat. The teacher, Miss Bitters, slithered towards me. She turned towards the class and said in her scratchy, old
voice, "Looks like we got ANOTHER new student." She turned towards me. "Say something about yourself, it'll be the last time
you'll talk in here."
"I'm Zina and if you know whats good for ya, you'll leave me alone!" I said grinning.
"Sit down in some empty chair!" Miss Bitters yelled in my face.
I walked to a seat in the third row, second seat. Miss Bitters starts talking about DOOM, and while she repeats the word untill the
end of class, everyone is talking. I looked at the kid sitting in the front of the fourth row. He stared at me. I looked over to Zim and
he rolled his eyes at the kid.
"You are NOT human!" said the kid.
"Who says, huh? YOU?!" I asked.
"Dib, why do you have to pick on the new kids?" asked someone from behind.
"She looks like she came from the same place that Zim does, right? Well, they're both green and you don't have ears, so...they're not
human!" Dib said, pointing at me and Zim.
The big argument went on until class was over and Miss Bitters continued, "Doomed, doomed, doomed.... Al right get outta here."
I walked... no, RAN out of Skool and jogged home. Zim ran past me and yelled over his sholder, "RUN!"
I looked behind me and Dib came running towards me yelling, "I'll enjoy watching your AUTOPSY, *Zim*..." He saw me jogging
and continued, "...and you too, *Zina*!"
I looked at him again. I smiled widely at the thought I'll make him mad... the first thing BAD I'll do on this planet! Hehehahahah...
Dib stopped in his tracks seeing my evin grin. I threw my head back and laughed.
"What's so funny?" asked Dib, sounding kind of mad and annoyed.
I continued laughing.
"Stop! Why are you laughing at me?!" he asked, still sounding mad and annoyed.
I still laughed, and looked at him again. He is so STUPID! He can't even see I'm playing a TRICK on him! hahahaha... I thought.
I stopped laughing and said, still giggling a bit, "Are you mad? Annoyed?"
He looked at me sideways, looking madder by the minute. "Of COURSE I'm mad! I'm being laughed at for-"
I started laughing hard again, interupting him.
"STOP!!!!" he yelled.
I stopped abruptly and smirked at him. "I have *succeeded*!! YES!"
"Succeeded in *what*?" he asked, looking confused (and still a bit angry).
I ran home laughing insanely, leaving him to watch me run away. When I was almost home, I looked behind me to find him running
towards me. He doesn't give up, does he? I thought. Stupid human. He still had a bewildered look on his face.
I skipped to my house, with Dib still running after me. My skipping seemed to taunt him, because he still didn't catch me before I entered
my house.
I got inside to see COZ sitting on the couch, still watching the "Scary Monkey Show", eating a doughnut.
"Want one?" she asked, holding out the doughnut box.
"NO," I said.
She finished her doughnut and ate the last two in the box. She stared into the empty box and sighed sadly, "No more doughnuts." She
shook the box upside-down as if to show me it really was empty. Crumbs fell on the floor.
I shook my head. I walked to the fridge and went downstairs to work on... stuff.
The End of Ch. 2
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I will change it if I get 4 emails about it! email address is invaderzina@hotmail.com