Part 2 of No Plot Whatsoever!
"Dude, it ain't no script!" yelled Piccolo to his beer can, now empty.
It said nothing. But that was to be expected, though not from Piccolo. So Piccolo decided that their friendship would have to end there and now. What did drunk ol' Piccolo do? He blew it up, of course!
"And I thought my life was insane." commented Marco, arriving on the scene with his little kawaii friend, Chibi Goten.
"Hey, ya got more pizza?" asked chibi Goten?
"Yeah, here." And so they ate pizza.
(A/n: Speaking of 'yeah', I almost wrote 'yeah' instead of 'yes' on a worksheet today at school! Lucky it wasn't collected and I crossed it out. Heh heh. Fanfics go straight to your head, yeah? See, I did it again!)
All of the characters previously mentioned, excluding Chichi, Bulma and the scary Harry Potter things are back in the room where Yamcha confessed the secret of where he worked. Then Krillin and Trunks entered, Trunks sitting down next to Marco (Goten was on the other side, happily eating his pizza) while Krillin stepped on to the stage. Whenever a character steps on to The Stage, it's trouble.
"Hi...I'm Krillin..." he began as the audience-people returned and cheered his name.
"I'm Krillin and...I'M PROUD TO BE BALD!" he shouted.
"Hair is cool and you don't have any so you aren't cool!" shouted an anonymous guy in the front row.
"I don't got no hair, seee? I don't need to show you no hair, seeeee? I DON'T CARE! MWAHAHAHAHA!" yelled Krillin, imitating those evil Applejacks commercials. Then he flew off to become an active supporter, and founder of, BIC! Bald is cool. And that, my friends, is how the company that makes those pens was named.
"Well, wasn't that strange?" asked Gohan to Marco who was in back of him.
"Yes it was. I had fun burning Sailor Moon tapes! I liked it best when they all burned up! And were used to throw at people who did not like the movie Gremlins." said Marco, throwing some left over bits of tape at a woman stating her dislike for the movie.
"Dude, it's a demonic Tiki-Bat!" yelled Piccolo, using the author's name for the gremlins.
"It's not on the floor!" yelled Trunks, picking up a pair of dirty....underwear....on the floor in front of him.
"Come on Kakarot. I have heard enough nonsense from that bald freak already. We have to steal the hammer!" yelled Vegeta.
"Comin', Veggie!" said Goku, munching on a slice of pizza he stole from Goten.
"Daddy! I want my pizza back!" wailed Goten.
"Here you go." said Marco, giving him yet another piece from the infinite Pizza Vault he kept hidden.
"Hi, I'm Trunks." said Trunks as Marco laughed.
"I'm Marco." said...let me guess....Marco!
"Okay, I gotta go save the world now!" said Trunks, walking out the door, only to be mobbed by many female fans.
Marco helped him barricade the door and then said "What is it, the hair? Is that it? The girls like purple hair?"
A note floated down from the sky saying 'No. You'd look scary in purple. Stick with the jokes.'
Trunks disappeared, thanks to the power of Getting Away From Fans that the author gave him. Marco un-baricaded the door and looked at Goten.
"Hi." said Goten, suddenly becoming his..er..un-chibi self.
"So."
"I know!" Goten never finished his sentence. They were both transported to Realm of Strange Stuff.
Meanwhile....
"Kakarot, help me here!" said Vegeta.
"Uh...what?" said Goku.
"Get into this disguise and then we can see Thor."
"And he's..."
"The guy with the hammer."
"Oh. Okay." said Goku as he got into an as...I meant a DONKEY costume.
Vegeta attempted to get into Asgard-the place with the guys from Norse mythology. Finally, some one-eyed guy came to the door.
"How did a mortal and his as...I meant donkey get here?" said the one-eyed guy, Odin.
"I want to speak to Thor. And I'm a Saiya-jin. So there!" said Vegeta, behaving much like a kid, sticking his tounge out at Odin.
"Thor's not home right now, please leave him a message after the beep." said Thor's answering machine, appearing in Odin's hand.
Suddenly a stray thought *cough*author interference*cough* entered Vegeta's head. "Is Loki around?"
"And why would you want to speak to Loki?"
"I have no idea."
"Ok, good enough. You'll find him in That Lake." said Odin, pointing to a now appearing lake.
So they walked over to the lake but saw nothing in it. Until an otter or some sea animal thing swam up to them and jumped onto Vegeta's head. He pulled the animal-thing off and it turned into a guy.
"I'm Loki."
Another note fell from the sky saying "LOKI FOR PRESIDENT! VOTE FOR LOKI! I am one of Loki's campaign managers! I feel so loved!"
"Baka." commented Vegeta.
"You shouldn't say that. You're not in Japanese mythology. You're in Norse mythology! I hear you want to steal Thor's hammer? Oh, by the way, that's one really bad as..donkey costume." Loki said, pointing to Goku's really bad looking donkey costume.
MEANWHILE:
"Where are we?" asked Goten.
"We sure ain't in Kansas, Toto." said Marco.
"But I'm not Toto! I'm Goten!" said Goten.
"I know."
"Yeah."
"Uh..." said Goten, looking around.
"Hey, it's a bush!" yelled Marco, jumping into a bush the size of a big car.
"Yay for the bushes!" agreed Goten, jumping in next to Marco.
An anvil crashed from the sky, bearing a note that said "GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER NOW OR I SHALL REMOVE IT FOR YOU! WITH TRUNK'S SWORD! I CAN BORROW IT FOR GETTING HIM AWAY FROM THOSE MANIACS! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! *Picture of author with Trunk's sword*
"Someone's coming!" whispered Marco, peering out from the giant bush.
"It's....uh....IT'S YAMCHA!"
"Who?"
"The guy with the scars who works at Chuck E. Cheese's."
"Oh yeah. Him."
"Let's see what he's doing."
And so they walked closer, dragging the bush with them as characters like to do when they're 'under cover' and everyone sees them. So they peek out over the bushes to see Yamcha in a clearing, talking to....A SHADOWY FIGURE!
"Ahhh! A shadowy figure!" yelled Goten.
"Shut up. I'm trying to eavesdrop here!" said Marco.
"Ok." said Goten, shutting up.
"Yamcha, I will pay you much money if you quit your job at Chuck E. Cheese and work for me and my evil friends." said the figure. It sounded like a girl.
"Okay! Cool!" said Yamcha, sounding like a complete idiot.
[A/n: Actually, for some strange reason, I don't mind the Japanese Yamcha as much...*shrugs*...Whatever...]
"And now Yamcha, for the benefit of the spies hiding in that bush who I can't quite see but know they're there...would you like to know my identity?"
"Okay!"
"I am.....BRITNEY SPEARS!"
"AHHHHHH!" shouted Goten and Marco from the bushes.
"She's evil?! AHHHH!" repeated Marco and Goten.
[A/n: AHHHH! I always knew she was evil. Hee hee.]
"I AM VENGO-9-1-1, THE EVIL YEERK WHO IS IN LEAGUE WITH BRITNEY SPEARS IN TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD THROUGH HORRID MUSIC!" the evil one shouted.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" scremed Marco and Goten yet again, running for their lives to get out of that place. They discovered that they had recieved the Run Away! ability and got the heck out of there, back to the DBZ world.
"Hi." said Yamcha cluelessly as he was dragged away in a sack filled with potatoes and cheese to the Yeerk pool so that he, too, could be an evil singing person-controller.
"Oh my, they've taken Yamcha!" commented Marco.
MEANWHILE, BACK IN THE LAND O' NORSE MYTHOLOGY!
"So, can you get us to Thor's place?" asked Vegeta.
"I'm hungry." complained Goku.
"Shut up, baka. Your stomach isn't as important as taking over the world! We need that hammer!" yelled Vegeta.
"Oh, you need its help because it's so...big....loud....always comes back after you throw it....the fact that it's fun to annoy really big and strong people...that sort of stuff?" asked Loki, acting like the coolest person from Norse mythology, which was himself!
"Yeah." said Vegeta.
"Well, it won't do you much good if you live forever. The end of the world...you know about it? Big pain in the butt....Lucky it's not gonna happen for a while. That would be after I kill someone. Which I'm not planning on doing yet. I want to live for a while...heh heh heh...." said Loki.
"Uh...what's your name? I'm hungry." said Goku.
"You know what? If you can provide any form of strange entertainment then the others will probably let you in for food. And then you can sneak off and grab the hammer." said Loki.
"Food..." Goku said.
"Can you...sing?" asked Loki.
"THE PRINCE OF SAIYA-JINS DOES NOT SING, YOU BAKA! I WILL NOT DO SUCH THINGS!" said Vegeta.
"I'm sure we can do something." said Goku...*cough*author's getting too hyper*cough*.
"Can you...do strange things that will amuse superior beings?" asked Loki.
"I AM A SUPERIOR BEING, BAKA!" screamed Vegeta.
"Well....not exactly." said Loki.
"Can we just get some food?" asked Goku.
"Okay. Well, worst thing that could happen is that Zeus would get angry at lack of entertainment and turn you into monkies." said Loki. "Him and the Greek mythology people are coming over for dinner!"
"We can do the airport routine!" yelled Goku happily.
"Oh...that..." said Vegeta. "Well, that's the least embarassing thing we could possibly do. And we can get at that hammer!"
"So, you'll do something?" asked Loki.
"Yes we will." said Vegeta, evilly planning.
An anvil fell from the sky, not a few feet from Vegeta's head, with a note attached to it. All everyone saw was "Airport Dialogue". He gave a second copy to Goku and laughed. *cough*violet mongoose*cough*
MEANWHILE!
"That...was...close..." said Marco to Goten.
"And scary! I'm scarred for life!" said Goten.
"Not as much as Yamcha." said Marco as they both began laughing at the pathetic stupidity of that joke. And they were transported to the land of Sailor Moon. [I don't have anything against it, I just REALLY feel like some...SAILORMOON-BASHING! Just..the entire show...minus one or two characters.]
"Oh great. Just great." said Marco.
"Now we're...here..." said Goten cluelessly.
"IN THE NAME OF THE MOON, I WILL EAT YOU!" yelled a voice to her large quantity of food.
MEANWHILE!
"Hi. I'm Yamcha!" yelled Yamcha, after being dropped out of the sack in front of some guy on a throne. Evil Yeerk Spears was next to him.
"And I'm...." the voice made a really bad dramatic pause. "THE MATH TEACHER FROM HFIL!"
"AHHH! FUNi got you, too?!" screamed Yamcha, trying to run away but discovering that he was held in place by a bunch of chains with the words "FUNimation" all over them.
An anvil fell nearly on top of The Math Teacher From HFIL with a note: "Evil math teachers from HFIL and evil Yeerks and singers bent on world domination are all invited to go to the anual 'Supervillains Planning To Destroy Earth' convention for the year 2001! Please leave all evil minions, prisoners and such at home. It's a great chance to meet new allies and more! Free food will be served. You have to buy drinks, souveniers and all that other junk. Please send a reply via EMail (EvilMail). Evilly Yours, The Ultimate Evil Guy!"
Note: So, how was that? Now we have 3 little plot things wandering around! If you think anything should happen to any of our little groups of characters, please feel free to tell me! Now, I will be getting some sugar! ^_^ Please review!!