Part 3:
In Which Much Chaos Occurs!
IN THE LAND O' NORSE MYTHOLOGY!!
"Odin!" said Loki.
"Oh, it's you." said Odin in a boring not-happy like way.
"I'm cooler so I should be president." said Loki.
"What's with the guys with the weird hair?" asked Odin.
"They're our entertainment people! You know how everyone gets without entertainment." said Loki, evilly thinking of drunk people from Norse/Greek mythology going insane.
"Ok, ok. Fine." said Odin.
"But you know that I'm still gonna win the elections, Odin." taunted Loki.
"Hey! Baka! What about us?" asked Vegeta.
"You two come in to THAT ROOM," said Odin, pointing to some room somewhere "And prepare your act. We'll tell you when everyone's here. And I suppose you'll need food, too." he said like his boring self.
"Food!" cheered Goku as they went into THAT ROOM.
MEANWHILE IN THE LAND OF SAILOR MOON!
"IN THE NAME OF THE MOON...I SHALL DEVOUR YOU!" screamed a voice to her food as she devoured it all.
"Wow...she and Ax should have an eating competition." commented Marco.
"With my dad." said Goten.
"Hey look! People in the bushes!" shouted a voice.
"Cool! Maybe they're evil spies from...uh...where are the villain guys from now?"
"The Evil Place." said yet more voices.
"Oh, right."
Suddenly, a group of people jumped onto our two friends in the bushes where they had landed. Goten went SSJ and Marco...somehow...had gotten a bunch o' Saiya-jin DNA from Vegeta and Goku! *cough*author did it!*cough* and so morphed one o' their fusions. Er...uh...Let's just call him Marcogeta! Scary, eh??
"Aiiieeee! Scary people!" yelled one of them.
"Oh shut up!" yelled another one.
"Maybe they are..." started one voice.
"IN THE NAME OF THE MOON! I WILL PUNISH YOU FOR DISRUPTING MY MEAL!"
"Hey, we didn't do anything!" protested Goten.
"Hi! I've come to save the daaaaaaaaaay!" yelled Tuxedo Mask, crashing into a tree. His clothes were on backwards and his mask was pink! MWAHAHAHAHAHA.
"Tuxedo mask!" yelled the food freak, running up to...uh...whack him with a tree branch.
"Cool! Kill and eat!" yelled Marcogeta, flying around the scene.
"Um...I don't think you should be killing someone who helps us." suggested one voice, Ami. (Who will not have anything bad happen to her 'cuz she's cool since she's so smart. Hee hee.)
"Shut up! Serena must bash with stick!" yelled the food freak in cavelanguage.
"I tuxedo mask. I come in peace. I be bashed to pieces by stick!" he said enthusiastically.
MEANWHILE WITH THE EVIL MATH TEACHER FROM HFIL AND VENGO 911!
"Hi. I'm Yamcha." repeated Yamcha.
"Yes, and we're evil. Meet our evil minions!" said the Math Teacher From HFIL.
N'Sync, the Backstreet boys and all the singers that people like (who are obviously evil!) came in, singing horrible songs. Yamcha couldn't cover his ears and so had to listen to the horrid stuff.
"Okay, Yam-guy, get in the sack!" yelled Vengo911, shoving Yamcha back in the sack of potatoes and cheese! "We're taking you to The Pool!"
"Yay! I love pool parties!" said Yamcha's voice, muffled from the sack. "Oooh...Good cheese in here!"
"What an idiot. He will be our next evil minion!!!" said the Math Teacher From HFIL as the other minions cheered happily.
MEANWHILE!!
"Hey Odin! Are we gonna get some entertainment or what?" yelled Zeus so loud you could hear it...er...from...somewhere else.
"Stop complaining! It's my place and we get the entertainment when I say so." complained Odin. "Bring in the entertainment!"
Goku and Vegeta walked into the room, Vegeta smirking uncontrollably.
"This is a dialouge composed but a few days ago by a bored author of fanfics." said Vegeta, sounding all-so-official.
"THE AIRPORT'S DEAD!" screamed Goku.
"What?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"The airport was eaten by the radioactive ducks!"
"Radioactive ducks?"
"Yes, they ate the radioactive cheese, too."
"What next?"
"The pink cows!"
"You have problems."
"No I don't. I'm perfectly normal."
"Look out for the new napkin of the evil-minded cabbage!"
"You're really stupid, Kakarot."
"Thanks, Vegeta. But I have to go up in my airplane to have dinner withthe golden monkey."
"Be careful for the maroon geese up there!"
"I will. And the violet mongoose and weasels and that stuff? They're nice. You don't have to worry about them."
"Okay. Say hi to the monkey for me!"
"Sure."
"Come on, yellow elephant, let's go!" said Vegeta, pretending to leave the room with a yellow elephant.
What will happen? Will Goku and Vegeta be laughed at (in a good way) or kicked out? Will Goten and Marco escape the madness of Sailor Moon world? Will Yamcha become a famous singer/evil minion of people who want to rule the world? Stay tuned! (And review!!!!) ^_^