A/N: I really didn't get any feedback, so I'm just changing him into what most people would… in a way.
Disclaimer: you know the drill…
Squall's New Form
The ghostly form of Griever slowly shaped into a mammal with four legs, sharp teeth, and a slim, furry tail with a small lock of fur at the end. Finally, it took the form of a lion… cub.
Squall opened his eyes to still see all of the men gathered around him with a wondrous look. He tried to speak, but all that came out was an extremely tiny growl. ' What the hell?' he thought to himself. 'Why am I suddenly so close to the floor? I know I'm on the floor, but I still wasn't THIS short…'
He heard a door open and a female voice say " Squally-poo? Where are you?" She asked looking around the room. She finally spotted his body sprawled on the floor. "Eeeeekkk!!!" She rushed to his body and picked it up. She sniffed, and saw the little cub next to his body, and said angrily, " I bet that you bit him and injected him with poison!" while pointing at the little cub.
'How stupid can she get?' Squall thought to himself. He felt her pick him up by the thick layer of skin behind his neck. 'Can she even carry both me and me? …Wait a minute!!! Me and ME????' He looked at his body on the floor. 'Why didn't I listen to that bartender? Now I'm a friggin' lion cub! Can this get any worse?'
*Click! * He found himself mysteriously chained to a tree by dental floss… "Now you stay there and don't go poisoning the nice people around here! I'm going to call animal control and get a ride from Quisty!" Rinoa said.
'Forget I asked… At least she was dumb enough to use dental floss! Too bad she was dumb enough to tie it around my neck too tight and make me suffocate…' He thought while trying to bite the dental floss.
Rinoa walked back and said stupidly, "Wow! You must be a magic cub! Now you're all blue! CUTIE!!!" You're so cute, that I think I'll cancel animal control! She walked back ignoring the fact that he was scratching at the floor and growling, trying to get her attention and make some sort of sign to take of the floss.
'How the heck did I see in her?!?!?! She won't even help me, so I guess I have to get out by myself!' He pulled hard on the floss by trying to run and break the floss. 'No wonder how she gets out all of the junk in between her teeth after dinner!' He thought. He finally gave up and lay down, ignoring all of the wild looks he got from passing people.
Rinoa walked back and said a little TOO happily considering the fact that her boyfriend's body was on the floor and that cub was supposedly the murderer, "Quisty will be here in a couple minutes with the rest of my friends! You better not bite any of THEM!" while taking off the deadly floss.
Squall gasped for breath and walked over to his body and bit the leather jacket. He dragged him over it Rinoa and quickly grabbed his Griever necklace and put it around his neck. Rinoa was too stupid to notice and continued to watch the street for Quistis.
'Am I doomed never to stand on my two human legs?' he thought hopelessly. He tried to stand on his hind legs but failed miserably. 'Might as well try to stand on his hind legs for at least five seconds 'till Quistis gets here.'
Alas, he stood on his hind legs with ease and was able to take a few decent-looking steps.
Quistis drove Irvine's brand new red sports car up to where Rinoa was standing in front of the bar. Rinoa and Quistis dragged Squall's body into the car. Squall crawled into the car with difficulty onto Rinoa's lap.
'So warm…" he thought. 'She makes a very good pillow.
"So, what's wrong with Squall?" Quistis asked with a worried voice. "Tell me everything that happened."
"Well, it goes like this…" explained Rinoa as she told the whole story.
A/N: ya like it? if ya don't, review so that I'll know what's wrong and I'll try to change it. if ya really do like it, please review anyway.