A/N: thanx again for the great reviews

A/N: thanx again for the great reviews! ^_^ that really makes me happy!

Disclaimer: look at chapter 1, 2, and 3.

At the Mall

Selphie flew the Ragnarok up to Nordstrom and took up 50 parking spaces, crushing 10 cars. The party casually walked into the mall as everybody in the parking lot stared in amazement.

"Did we necessarily have to take the Ragnarok?" asked Quistis to Selphie.

"Of course! Irvine's crappy car can't hold us all! And if it could, it would bust up and Irvine would be crying all night, and have to make us all go broke for the repairs!" answered Selphie.

"Let's all do our shopping duties!" Rinoa suggested. "I'm going to get Anthani's supplies! I'm guessing that Zell is going to get boxing gloves, Quistis will be getting her whip repaired since Seifer broke it (that bastard! That was my favorite whip! *sobs*), Selphie, a stuffed animal of some sort, and Irvine will go flirt with some girls."

So everybody went to his or her rightful places except for Anthani, which was placed and stuck on Rinoa's head. His RIGHTFUL place was at the gunblade shop, or with Seifer, kickin' his ass.

Rinoa AGAIN chained him to a very thin tree with dental floss while going into a pet shop corner. For some reason, they didn't allow pets inside. Many other dogs, cats, hamsters, goldfish (somehow) were seen tied to trees with dental floss. 'I bet that not many pet owners are very smart.' thought Anthani with boredom seeping into his mind. He just walked away, with a tree following behind him. I'm pretty hungry right now. I think I'll try to get some meat. I guess stealing all of the dolls from Quisty and Selphie at the orphanage finally paid off!'

He walked over to a butchery (hey, it's Nordstrom! anything can happen!) and found a knife. He stealthily stole a piece of meat from the counter where the humongously fat butcher named Saskia Lemke. (courtesy of Haruka Shin-Ra)

Saskia was way too FAT to notice and turn her head, so he got away. He gobbled up all of the chocobo meat and walked away. He went up the escalator to find Selphie in the toyshop. He was incredibly bored, so he waltzed in. Selphie was gazing at a Triple Triad deck full of player cards. 'Hmmm… Easter is today, so I guess I can try to steal it for her if she's not buying it. He saw her turn around and look at the other side of the shop. Anthani quickly swiped the unguarded deck, and left the store. The alarm sounded and security was on its way.

Anthani raced up the escalator, into a room, and hid. The only problem was, that it was the janitor's closet. He sat on a rake on the floor and bursts out of the room. Security finds him because of the sudden outburst.

He is thrown into an animal control car (from out of nowhere). Inside, he finds two other cats. "So, what are you guys in for?" asked Squall to the other ones.

The cat on his left, whose name was Dian, answered, "Killed 'too many men' in a war."

The one on the left, whose name was Atunga, answered, "I was flirting with some girls, and they called the cops, 'cause they thought I was some sort of freak animal."

Anthani couldn't help but laugh at Atunga's excuse. "Did you guys drink something and end up in a body?" Anthani asked. They both replied with a nod. "What were your original names?"

Dian said, "Mine was Cloud."

"My name was Zidane," answered Atunga.

"And my real name was Squall. Have we met before? I feel like we're somehow attached. Oh well, spoon it," finished Anthani.

They watched out of the window for signs of their destination. As they neared the huge building, they made out the lettering. It read "Pound."

A/N: I know, very short and bad, but I wasn't really in the happy mood when I wrote this.