A/N: hey! I don't wanna brag or anything, but thanx for the many reviews!!! it makes me feal really good and stuff when I get a review. ^_^ I really enjoyed readin' all of them! I get mixed up with pound and cop, so don't complain about that in a review! also don't complain about the constant name switching for the people.
disclaimer: I'm not saying anything but "if you read the other chapters, you really wouldn't care less. you must've read 'em, because nuthin' in the world can change your mind about reading a boring disclaimer" so there.
At the Pound and to Saskia's House
The big, white car drove up to the big, ugly, dirty building. Zidane was impatiently jumping around the small chamber in the back of the car, Cloud was practicing biting and scratching, and Squall was just sitting around, thinking about ways to escape. Sadly, they failed to notice the broken window in the side of the van.
The van pulled up to the entrance to the pound. The three characters were unwillingly led out of the van, into the building, and quickly into a cell. There, they waited. "I wanna get outta here!" whined Zidane. "I'm hungry! When do they feed us? It's boring too! Do they give us toys or anything? How 'bout a cup? We can bang it against the cage! Just like…"
"SHUT UP!!!" yelled an EXTREMELY irritated Cloud. "Do you eat ten cups of coffee, a bottle of maple syrup, and three bags of sugar every breakfast???"
"Yes…"
"…"
They hushed when they heard the sound of footsteps approaching. Unfortunately, it was the evil Saskia Lemke, who was fired from the job she had because of the meat that was failed to be found, had all of her fat suctioned out of her, and became an evil, insane scientist.
She passed by the cages, one by one, searching for some test animals. She was willing to take an animal that would probably killed anyway. She passed by the cage that Cloud, Squall, and Zidane were in and had a double take because of her stupidity. She gazed into the cage, watching the three magnificent cat-like creatures.
She walked clumsily over to the table to sign up for adopting the three. She signed the list, and the caretaker walked over to the cage. He opened the cage and leashed them after a hard, long struggle. Saskia took them eagerly and walked out of the building.
She walked up to her cheep Beetle car and clumsily dropped them in a crappy box. She squeezed into the driver's seat and turned the ignition on. On the way to her apartment, she nearly ran over 15 chicobos, a tree, an old lady, and an elephant (it's my fic, I can do what I want!).
As they neared her apartment, they saw some poor, defenseless earthworms on the floor. Saskia, being evil, looked at them in disgust. She looked at them even closer than before. Seeing that they appeared to be missing eyes, being stupid, her eyes bugged out. She ran up a tree miserably while screaming bloody murder. The trio stared pitifully as she tried to throw some huge rocks at the worms, but failing miserably.
Seeing that the shriveled, dead worms wouldn't move, Saskia slowly climbed down the tree. She tried to stay as far as possible on the walkway from the worms.
Saskia pushed the elevator button so that it would come down. The elevator door finally opened, on the account of it was rusted. It ever so slowly went up a story as a blood-curling squeak could painfully be heard. As they entered her room, our heroes gaped in horror. The room was covered with underwear, bras, shirts, and other clothing. You could see dozens of banana peels on the floor everywhere, with markings that looked like a giant snail has been crawling around for years.
Saskia rummaged through a pile of trash. After what seemed like hours, she appeared on the surface, holding a remote control. She pressed a huge, red button on the remote. Another rusted, squeaky door was opening in the far right corner of the room.
Only one thing was crossing the minds of the three horrified characters. 'This lady is the ugliest, sloppiest, stupidest, most poor excuse-for-a-woman in the entire world!'
They were forcefully dragged into the new room. She carelessly left the doors open so that anybody could just peek inside of the pigsty. Many passing strangers smelled the aroma of old fart smell and just fell lifelessly to the floor, twitching.
Cloud, Squall and Zidane were pinned down by MORE annoying dental floss by another stupid person. Saskia closely studied their reactions and sloppily took down notes. For some reason, she muttered the word "Toweni."
After hours of experimenting, taking notes, and meaningless mutterings, she finally came to the actual point. "I'm a genius! I'll call these creatures Toweni!"
Some footsteps were heard as the "Toweni" nervously scanned the room, searching for some friendly police. Instead, they all spotted three girls. Not knowing what to think, the Toweni just thought 'Yay! They actually did something good for once! But, I wonder… Would I rather live in thins dump, or with THAT annoying person?' in unison.
*Gasp* "Anthani!" exclaimed Rinoa.
*Gasp* "Dian!" gasped Tifa.
*Gasp* "Atunga!" squealed Garnet.
'ARGH! I think I'd just want to stay in this dump…'
'I think I'd rather live out in the middle of a war…'
'I think I'd rather have Quina eat me… NOT!'
The three girlfriends rushed to their respectable pets and unchained them. They all turned with puffed up cheeks, angry faces, and curled fists, over to Saskia, who smiled nervously. They all jumped on her, beating her brains out in a large cloud of dust.
The Toweni all turned to each other, shrugged, and watched the outcome. Eventually, Saskia was beaten up and arrested. Tifa came out with a black eye, Rinoa with a broken pinky, and Garnet with a bruise on the head. Each girl carried their boyfriend to weird-looking vortexes. Each went through one, transporting them to their world.
A/N: possibly not the end! if I can come up with something to write about, I'll post it! ^_^ again, great thanx to Haruka Shin-Ra for her help! I also noticed that if you don't update, people rarely review your story! please try to read some of the older fics, too! they're pretty funny, sad, etc. if you ask me!
P.S.: very recommended! if you ever see Saskia Lemke on neopets, please do me a favor! battle and kill her! ^_^ if you're wondering why, I guess you can AIM me, and I'll explain! her user name is antheos. not pet name! thanx!