DRAGONBALL U.S.M.C., Part Four
by Clarice_Lecter
For the first time in his life, Gomer lost himself to the raptures and rewards of pleasure.
He and April had left Baxendale's in a hurry, anxious to be alone...out of respect for her, they'd stopped at a 24-hour Wal-Mart for condoms before going any further. As soon as they'd returned to her apartment, she lit several candles and three sticks of patchouli incense to set the mood, wanting to make this night as special for him as it would be for her.
Here, now, in the candlelit dark of her bedroom, Gomer and April had taken their time undressing, every exposure of skin a wondrous discovery. The feel of her lips on his feverish flesh, the soft touch of her hands as they caressed his skin, was like nothing he'd ever experienced...
Gomer was so amazed that he couldn't even say "Gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"...they said nothing, in fact, savoring every new sensation quietly, kissing each other without end.
They finally got into bed, cuddling and kissing before April guided his fingertips over her body...her heaving breasts, her taut stomach, her shapely hips...her legs eventually opening, opening wide so she could gently urge his exploring fingers to her warm, soft, brunette yoni, encouraging him as he touched her for the first time.
"Gaw-lee, April, you're soakin' wet," he finally whispered, amazed by the softness of her petals, the silky warmth of her opening as he kissed her again and again.
"That's the idea, baby," she purred, her legs opening wider as he continued to touch her. His fingers brushed against her clitoris, causing her to gasp. "Mmmmmmhhhhhhh, Gomer, you're doing great..."
"Damn it to Hell, answer me!" Duke demanded, his question still unanswered in the parking lot at Baxendale's. "What's this about my buddy Gomer being a Saiyan?"
Goku came forward. "Corporal Slater, I know this is a shock to you..."
"You're damn right it is! Now I wanna know what the Hell's goin' on, and you better not jerk me around!"
"Duke, will you CALM DOWN?!?" Piccolo snapped. "Look, it's a long story...why don't you come with us, and we'll explain---!"
"Fuck you!" Duke fumed. "I'm not going anyplace with you---!"
Just then the resurrected Capt. Ginyu, a longtime disciple of Frieza, came in for a landing. "What the fuck's THAT?!?" Duke now asked, dumbfounded by the sight of Ginyu's ship."
Capt. Ginyu stepped out, ready for battle. "Which one of you girlie-pussies is Gomer Pyle?!?" he demanded. "Lord Frieza awaits you..."
"Await THIS!!!" Vegeta raged, stepping forward to blast him with an energy beam.
At this point, Duke realized that Goku and Piccolo were telling the truth, just as the Ginyu Force surrounded them. And he was being dragged into this as well...
On Planet Kai, in the Outer Dimension, King Kai was watching the activities on Earth with great interest. So, too, was Vegeta's late wife Bulma.
"Oh, King Kai, is someone hurting my Vegeta?!? Or my BABIES?!?!?" Bulma asked frantically. She knew she couldn't be resurrected, but she still couldn't help worrying about her family.
Using his antennae as radar, King Kai soon had the answer. "No, Bulma, it's not your family that's in danger," he replied. "It's the Guardian of the Dragonballs..."
"Th-th---the Guardian? As in Goku's long-lost brother Virekot?!? He's been FOUND?!?!?"
"Yes, he has. He's living under the Earth name of Gomer Pyle, and..."
At that moment, King Kai's radar picked up Gomer and April's lovemaking. "Heh-heh-heh...looks like the Guardian's losing his virtue, and it's about time..."
Almost as quickly, Kai picked up the battle between the Ginyu Force and the Dragonball Warriors, which now included Duke Slater. "Oh, dear! Some of Frieza's men have found Goku and Vegeta and the others---and there's a new fighter in the mix!"
Bulma became more frantic than ever. "A NEW fighter?!?!? King Kai, what the Hell--!!!"
"Now, Bulma, don't tie your panties in a knot! This new guy is a friend of Gomer's---he's on OUR SIDE!!!!!"
As Duke joined the Dragonball Warriors in their battle with the Ginyu Force, April was guiding Gomer inside her.
She had unrolled one of the Trojan Extra Sensitive condoms over his erection, which had swelled to life with her caresses, and now she was talking him through it as he began thrusting into her again and again.
"Oh, April...April," he gasped, having never made love before now, having never experienced such pleasure. He could feel how wet and hot she was inside, he could feel her pubic muscles tightening around him with each thrust. It felt so good...so very, very good...
April moved with him, her legs and arms wrapping around him, her beautiful face awash with delight...soon she was moaning, feeling like she was going out of her mind...
Her soft cries and gasps surprised Gomer, and he stopped. "Oh, Gomer, don't stop, I love it," she sobbed, encouraging him to continue.
"Ain't it hurtin' you? Ah thawht..." he began, but she shushed him with a blistering kiss.
"It doesn't...aaaaaauuuuuhhhhhh...it doesn't hurt at all," she moaned. "You don't know how good you make me feel..."
Encouraged, Gomer resumed thrusting, resumed filling April's yoni with every inch of his lingam. Soon, his moans met hers...
It didn't take long for Duke and the others to make short work of Capt. Ginyu and his asshole buddies. Duke and Krillin teamed up against the goofy muscle freak with the Arnold Schwarzenegger voice, beating the living shit out of him before Krillin sent him away with an energy blast to his grapefruits.
Vegeta and Piccolo took out the other two members, while Goku used the little ugly green dude with four eyes against Capt. Ginyu himself. It took the little green guy's own power blasts to send Ginyu running.
When the Ginyu Force was fully vanquished, Duke assessed the scene with wonder. "Hol...lee...SHIT!!!" he exclaimed. "You guys weren't bluffing..."
"NOW will you come with us, so we can explain?" Goku asked.
Duke grinned. "What the Hell," he now said. "We'd better take my car, since that Ginyu prick fucked up your SUV. It'll be a tight squeeze, though..."
"No problemo," Vegeta grinned back. "We've gotten into tighter squeezes, Slater, believe me."
"We're also gonna need to talk to your friends Sgt. Carter, Sgt. Hacker and Charlie," Piccolo added. "They're as deep into this as you and Gomer are..."
When they were all in Duke's Mustang, they wasted no time leaving Baxendale's and finding Charles, who had gone to a nearby sports bar after having no luck getting a date. There, they explained the whole story.
Just as Charlie and Duke learned the full scope of Gomer's Saiyan heritage, Gomer was experiencing the first orgasm he'd ever had.
April was coming with him, their screams of need and desire rocking throughout the apartment complex, their bodies and minds exploding with pleasure. Gomer's eyes were tightly closed, his cries as loud as hers, his face contorted with passion...
His hot seed filled the condom, the tsunami of burning, fiery love overcoming him as if he were dying. If this were dying, he never wanted to be brought back to life...as his mind became a swarm of buzzing bees, as his body collided with hers, he basked in the beauty, the raw emotion of their love...
They collapsed together, pausing long enough to dispose of the spent condom before cradling themselves in each other's embrace.
"April...?" he now said. "Ah thank ah'm gonna cry..."
April smiled up at him, tears now dropping from her own eyes. "Cry if you need to, baby," she whispered, weeping with happiness. "Let it all go..."
They rested in the dark, crying and kissing and whispering their love for each other as they drifted off to sleep...
END OF PART FOUR
by Clarice_Lecter
For the first time in his life, Gomer lost himself to the raptures and rewards of pleasure.
He and April had left Baxendale's in a hurry, anxious to be alone...out of respect for her, they'd stopped at a 24-hour Wal-Mart for condoms before going any further. As soon as they'd returned to her apartment, she lit several candles and three sticks of patchouli incense to set the mood, wanting to make this night as special for him as it would be for her.
Here, now, in the candlelit dark of her bedroom, Gomer and April had taken their time undressing, every exposure of skin a wondrous discovery. The feel of her lips on his feverish flesh, the soft touch of her hands as they caressed his skin, was like nothing he'd ever experienced...
Gomer was so amazed that he couldn't even say "Gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"...they said nothing, in fact, savoring every new sensation quietly, kissing each other without end.
They finally got into bed, cuddling and kissing before April guided his fingertips over her body...her heaving breasts, her taut stomach, her shapely hips...her legs eventually opening, opening wide so she could gently urge his exploring fingers to her warm, soft, brunette yoni, encouraging him as he touched her for the first time.
"Gaw-lee, April, you're soakin' wet," he finally whispered, amazed by the softness of her petals, the silky warmth of her opening as he kissed her again and again.
"That's the idea, baby," she purred, her legs opening wider as he continued to touch her. His fingers brushed against her clitoris, causing her to gasp. "Mmmmmmhhhhhhh, Gomer, you're doing great..."
"Damn it to Hell, answer me!" Duke demanded, his question still unanswered in the parking lot at Baxendale's. "What's this about my buddy Gomer being a Saiyan?"
Goku came forward. "Corporal Slater, I know this is a shock to you..."
"You're damn right it is! Now I wanna know what the Hell's goin' on, and you better not jerk me around!"
"Duke, will you CALM DOWN?!?" Piccolo snapped. "Look, it's a long story...why don't you come with us, and we'll explain---!"
"Fuck you!" Duke fumed. "I'm not going anyplace with you---!"
Just then the resurrected Capt. Ginyu, a longtime disciple of Frieza, came in for a landing. "What the fuck's THAT?!?" Duke now asked, dumbfounded by the sight of Ginyu's ship."
Capt. Ginyu stepped out, ready for battle. "Which one of you girlie-pussies is Gomer Pyle?!?" he demanded. "Lord Frieza awaits you..."
"Await THIS!!!" Vegeta raged, stepping forward to blast him with an energy beam.
At this point, Duke realized that Goku and Piccolo were telling the truth, just as the Ginyu Force surrounded them. And he was being dragged into this as well...
On Planet Kai, in the Outer Dimension, King Kai was watching the activities on Earth with great interest. So, too, was Vegeta's late wife Bulma.
"Oh, King Kai, is someone hurting my Vegeta?!? Or my BABIES?!?!?" Bulma asked frantically. She knew she couldn't be resurrected, but she still couldn't help worrying about her family.
Using his antennae as radar, King Kai soon had the answer. "No, Bulma, it's not your family that's in danger," he replied. "It's the Guardian of the Dragonballs..."
"Th-th---the Guardian? As in Goku's long-lost brother Virekot?!? He's been FOUND?!?!?"
"Yes, he has. He's living under the Earth name of Gomer Pyle, and..."
At that moment, King Kai's radar picked up Gomer and April's lovemaking. "Heh-heh-heh...looks like the Guardian's losing his virtue, and it's about time..."
Almost as quickly, Kai picked up the battle between the Ginyu Force and the Dragonball Warriors, which now included Duke Slater. "Oh, dear! Some of Frieza's men have found Goku and Vegeta and the others---and there's a new fighter in the mix!"
Bulma became more frantic than ever. "A NEW fighter?!?!? King Kai, what the Hell--!!!"
"Now, Bulma, don't tie your panties in a knot! This new guy is a friend of Gomer's---he's on OUR SIDE!!!!!"
As Duke joined the Dragonball Warriors in their battle with the Ginyu Force, April was guiding Gomer inside her.
She had unrolled one of the Trojan Extra Sensitive condoms over his erection, which had swelled to life with her caresses, and now she was talking him through it as he began thrusting into her again and again.
"Oh, April...April," he gasped, having never made love before now, having never experienced such pleasure. He could feel how wet and hot she was inside, he could feel her pubic muscles tightening around him with each thrust. It felt so good...so very, very good...
April moved with him, her legs and arms wrapping around him, her beautiful face awash with delight...soon she was moaning, feeling like she was going out of her mind...
Her soft cries and gasps surprised Gomer, and he stopped. "Oh, Gomer, don't stop, I love it," she sobbed, encouraging him to continue.
"Ain't it hurtin' you? Ah thawht..." he began, but she shushed him with a blistering kiss.
"It doesn't...aaaaaauuuuuhhhhhh...it doesn't hurt at all," she moaned. "You don't know how good you make me feel..."
Encouraged, Gomer resumed thrusting, resumed filling April's yoni with every inch of his lingam. Soon, his moans met hers...
It didn't take long for Duke and the others to make short work of Capt. Ginyu and his asshole buddies. Duke and Krillin teamed up against the goofy muscle freak with the Arnold Schwarzenegger voice, beating the living shit out of him before Krillin sent him away with an energy blast to his grapefruits.
Vegeta and Piccolo took out the other two members, while Goku used the little ugly green dude with four eyes against Capt. Ginyu himself. It took the little green guy's own power blasts to send Ginyu running.
When the Ginyu Force was fully vanquished, Duke assessed the scene with wonder. "Hol...lee...SHIT!!!" he exclaimed. "You guys weren't bluffing..."
"NOW will you come with us, so we can explain?" Goku asked.
Duke grinned. "What the Hell," he now said. "We'd better take my car, since that Ginyu prick fucked up your SUV. It'll be a tight squeeze, though..."
"No problemo," Vegeta grinned back. "We've gotten into tighter squeezes, Slater, believe me."
"We're also gonna need to talk to your friends Sgt. Carter, Sgt. Hacker and Charlie," Piccolo added. "They're as deep into this as you and Gomer are..."
When they were all in Duke's Mustang, they wasted no time leaving Baxendale's and finding Charles, who had gone to a nearby sports bar after having no luck getting a date. There, they explained the whole story.
Just as Charlie and Duke learned the full scope of Gomer's Saiyan heritage, Gomer was experiencing the first orgasm he'd ever had.
April was coming with him, their screams of need and desire rocking throughout the apartment complex, their bodies and minds exploding with pleasure. Gomer's eyes were tightly closed, his cries as loud as hers, his face contorted with passion...
His hot seed filled the condom, the tsunami of burning, fiery love overcoming him as if he were dying. If this were dying, he never wanted to be brought back to life...as his mind became a swarm of buzzing bees, as his body collided with hers, he basked in the beauty, the raw emotion of their love...
They collapsed together, pausing long enough to dispose of the spent condom before cradling themselves in each other's embrace.
"April...?" he now said. "Ah thank ah'm gonna cry..."
April smiled up at him, tears now dropping from her own eyes. "Cry if you need to, baby," she whispered, weeping with happiness. "Let it all go..."
They rested in the dark, crying and kissing and whispering their love for each other as they drifted off to sleep...
END OF PART FOUR