Neals arms flew over his head, his head spun on the floor, and his legs flailed everywhere.
That's right, Neal was breakdancing.
Kel, Cleon, and Merric looked on with something that could only be described as disgust and surprise, and Neal did his thing on the practice courts.
It all started at sword practice that day, when the stump had challenged Neal to a sword-fight. When Neal was pinned on the ground, he didn't surrender, he just did, what everyone described as an "OW!", as he jumped up, and then said, "Try beating me at THIS Wyldon!" And that's when it started. First head bobbing, and then a little bit of what we call Disco now...and then it had come to this, Breakdancing.

Just then, Alanna, the Lioness came walking by the courts, to see if she could take a look at the girl page, but what she saw surprised her even more. It was a dark haired lad, about 18 years old, twisting and turning, and seriously looking like he was going to the bathroom. She then looked over at the older man, the one known as Lord Wyldon, trying to copy the younger boys' steps.

"You have to THRUST it Dubya!" Neal said, to Lord Wyldon.
"Mithros..." Cleon muttered, "i don't think it can get worse than this..."
But it did.

Neal performed what seemed like a move Wyldon could NEVER match, and in fact, he didn't. But as he came up from his fall, the words "DAMMIT I'M TOO SEXY!" came out of Wyldon's mouth.

Kel doubled over laughing, and Merric turned beet red. Cleon didn't think he could stand it anymore.

CLEON NEEDED TO DANCE!!!!

And dance he did...he marched right up to the two men already on the practice court. But Wyldon tried shoving him off.
"You can't take this away from me Kennan. I mean come on, I'm the W! could i BE any SEXIER?!" he proclaimed, as he swiveled his hips.

Kel threw up and Merric passed out. It was time for Neal to take charge.

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A/N: Omg..i don't know what i was thinking when i was writing this fic. I don't even know how to go on w/ it, or what Neal's going to do next. If u have ideas, u can put them in on the review thing, and if i can't think of anything i can't continue on w/ it.

TO BE CONTINUED (MAYBE)...