The Kokiri forest gets um well…
Link Woke up and rubbed his eyes. Then he saw Navi flying around annoyingly
around his head yelling come on! Get
up! So Link raised his hand grabbed her
and threw her against the wall and saidShut up bitch! As he got up Navi faintly saidIf I don't
get medical attention quick I'm gonna die…
Link just repliedI thought I told you to shut up! Link got out of his house and started to
climb down the ladder and Saria ran torward him and started to rapidly talk and
he couldn't understand her, he was about to lash out and hit her, but he just
thought, eh, one more week left and she'll pay me for the wonderful sex I gave
her, fifty big ones, heh heh heh… as he
grinned to himself, then he just said, oh well, screw it as he slapped her and
she flew against the wall. Link went in
back of his house to feed Epona with a
couple carrots to find her fucking another horseEPONA!!! KNOCK IT OFF!!! Then realized that was Mido's horse. So he marched angrily to Mido's house, and
right when he came in he saw Mido trying to hang himself. Mido had a surprised expression on his face
making choking sounds so he jumped down from the rope and smiled. Then he saidYou didn't see
anything in a soothing voice swing
a yo-yo like he was trying to hypnotize him.
Link took the yo-yo and through it against the
wall as it shattered and yelled that ain't gonna work dumbass! So Mido went rushing over to the shattered
yo-yo and wept. Link then
yelledYour horse got out of his pen and is fucking mine right now as we
speak. Mido looked up with tears in his
eyes and punched Link. You
bastard!!! You broke my only true
possession Link started to laugh
and Mido balled his eyes out. Link
Stood up and saidget your fricken horse before I stick my foot so far up
your ass you don't know which side is up!
So Mido got up and the first thing he saw when he got outside was Saria
smased against his outdoor wall with blood running all the way down her face
and he cried some more. Then when they
got to the pen the first thing they saw was Mido's horse mounting Epona and
Mido crawled in there to get his horse, the horse just shoved him down and
stomped on him to make sure he was dead.
Link laughed an evil laugh and suddenly felt mischievous, so he went and
got a bunch of corks and went into the farm with all the cows in it and stuck
the corks up their asses, he got kicked a few times, but nothing the hero of
Hyrule couldn't handle, plus he was laughing the whole time so that kind of
minimized the pain. Then He Took the
sludge hammer to Saria's house roof and made it collapse and he also did this
to the twins, the know it all brothers, and the shop. Then he cut down the Deku scrub.
That night when he tried to sleep he couldn't because Saria was moaning
because of the pain when she woke up from being knocked out, The horses
neighing in pleasure, the cows moaning in pain cuz they can't go to the
bathroom, people rebuilding their roof tops, and Navi whispering in his ear.
