Soldier Camp Pro
Soldier Camp
Hee-Hee! There have been "big brother", "survivor", "weakest
link", and "mole" fanfics. Here's a "boot camp" one. Let's meet the recruits:
There are only 12 of them, rules are the same as on the TV game.
Recruit Link
Age: 11
Race: Hylian
Hobby: Saving the world
Fun Fact: Enjoys doing calculus workbooks in his spare
time
Recruit Ganondorf
Age: 29
Race: Guerado
Hobby: Taking over the world
Fun Fact: Sleeps with his teddy bear
Recruit Zelda
Age: 11
Race: Hylian
Hobby: "Accesorizing" her dolls, buying new clothes
Fun Fact: Picks nose when her nanny isn't looking
Recruit Mido
Age: 11
Race: Kokiri
Hobby: He used to enjoy bossing people around,
but is developing into a leader
Fun Fact: Wets the bed at least twice a week
Recruit Darunia
Age: Older than Dirt
Race: Goron
Hobby: Eating, eating, and um........ eating
Fun Fact: Collects dental floss
Recruit Ruto
Age: 9
Race: Zora
Hobby: Annoying Link
Fun Fact: Sings "I'm blue dabadee dabadi" frequently
Recruit Kafei
Age: 17
Race: Terminan
Hobby: Dying hair
Fun Fact: Grits give him gas
Recruit: Anju's Grandma
Age: 68 (at least that's what she said)
Race: Terminan
Hobby: Reading fairy tales
Fun Fact: Wears a wig
Recruit Sakon
Age: 22
Race: ????????
Hobby: Stealing things
Fun Fact: Is afraid of butterflies
Recruit Larymus (see 48 hours The Zelda Interviews)
Age: (it's been countless years since he fell down the
toilet, he's lost track of time)
Race: (probably the same as Sakon)
Hobby: Begging for a paper product
Fun Fact: Is afraid of butterflies ??????????
Recruit Deku Princess
Age: 13
Race: Deku Scrub
Hobby: Being obnoxious
Fun Fact: Plays with paper dolls
Recruit Skullkid
Age: ????
Race: ?????
Hobby: ??????
Fun Fact: ????? (refused to fill out our questionare)
