"What the ^%#* are you talkin about?" said Cid. "Well, take a look for yourself. I ain't lying one bit to you!" Cid was agitated. "You know how I hate being interrupted with a student. So if you are putting me on...." Cloud looked him square in the eyes. "I wouldn't lie to you with a student. Take a look" Cid bent over and his eyes widened. "What the ^$%^ is going on? I know I landed right on an island. Now we's on water? What the $#@$?" Cloud looked over at Tifa. "That's what we were saying," said a confused Tifa. "Well, I never seen anything like this. This is some funky shit man!" Clouds eyes were strained. "Hey Cid.... if we are on water.... how come the water isn't moving?
Tifa and Cid both stared at Cloud. "What'd you say?" "Well," replied Cloud , "Look at the water under us. It isn't moving at all. It's totally still" All of them looked down to be met with the same conclusion. "And," Cloud pointed out further from the Airship, "The water out there is moving just like an ocean should. What's the deal?" Cid was flustered. "Well, I ain't seen nothin like this before!" Cid paused for a moment. "I think we should sit down and try and figure this out!" As Cid moved away from the edge, he spat out to the water. Tifa turned away, but Cloud urged them back. "Hey guys, this ain't water! Look at his spit!" They looked, and saw it splattered on top of the water, like it was on the ground. "Either I am magical spitter guy, or something ain't right!" Cloud jumped off the edge. "CLOUD!!!! What are YOU DOING?" yelled Tifa as Cloud descended towards the water. Cloud landed with a thunk, and was a heap on top of the water. Tifa and Cid made their way down to the bottom of the ship. "Uhh guys," said Cloud standing up. "I think we aren't on water.... but we are on the island. It's invisible!"
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Red and Barret made their way silently towards Gongaga. They encountered numerous monsters, and disposed them with ease. As they made their way, they discussed old times and .... new times. "Barret....do you really think it was Cloud?" Barret answered without straying from his course. "Honestly, my brain says yes, but my heart says no. I'd like to listen to my heart, but my brain makes so much more sense. I mean, facts don't lie. And a guy in that situation wouldn't lie, I know that much. If it were me, I'd so snitch on the guy, and hope we could get some sort of revenge...." Barret stopped it there. "But, I'd like to think Cloud didn't do it, if that helps any Red!" Red stopped in his tracks, and stretched out for a minute. "Does that help? Well, I say not really... but we must find the truth. The only thing that scares me is what is he did do it?" Barret stopped as well, and sat on a rock. "You know, I never thought about that. If he did do it, what are we supposed to do? I mean, he's like our best friend.... but we are gonna have to waste him!" Red kinda laughed and made this simple reply. "I meant, it scares me because he could kill us rather easily" Red laughed a bit more, and Barret got pissed. "Whatta you mean he could kill us? 2 against 1, and we ain't no pushovers!" Barret got up and shot the rock, breaking it to pieces. Red got up and walked over to a small beach. "Barret, you know just as me that if he wanted to, he could waste both of us. I mean, Omnislash would wipe us out!" Barret looked into the sky. Red looked at the purple sky, with the sun slowly fading into the horizon. "It's getting dark.... let's set up camp"
Barret was wide awake. He shuffled around noisely in his bedding. "Why Cloud... why did it have to be Cloud? Our great leader against Sephiroth... why must you constantly be an enigma? A loud russling was driving Barret mad. "Damn it Red, shut up and sit down!" There was no answer. Barret had an uneasy feeling. He popped his head out of the tent. There, walking slowly through camp, was Cait Sith! Red and Barret were now both awake, and walking towards the might stuffed animal. "Hey Sith, what are you doin?" said an angered Barret. No answer came from the dumb-ass. "Sith, answer us!" yelled Red. "Still no good," both said under their breathe. "HEY SITH!!!!!!" both yelled at the top of their lungs, beside Cait Sith. Still, he continued walking. "Stupid stuffed animal.... what's up with him?" said Barret. Red slowly walked over to Cait Sith. "HEY REEVE!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING????" The thing stopped, and said. "Uhhh... ohhh... who's there? I don't want any room service! It's late, leave me alone." "Hey Reeve, what are you doin?" said Barret. "Uhhh... Barret?? What are you doin in Midgar?? And at my hotel door mind you?" Barret answered. "Uhhh... why are you way out here is my question!" Reeve sounded confused. "What you mean "out here"? I'm in Midgar, liek always!" Red and Barret rolled their eyes. "Alright then, what is Cait Sith doing out here?" Reeve was very confused. "Cait Sith?? I haven't done anything with him in a while.... what are you talkin about? Red and Barret were calm again. "Well, we are out here at Gongaga, what is Cait Sith doing here?" Cait Sith turned around and jumped up and down. "Uhhh... it should be here in.... OWWWW..... what am I sleeping on?" Just as Reeve said that, Cait Sith started moving very oddly. "Oh my, silly me. I was sleeping on the controls! AH HA HAHA!" Barret was pissed. "DO YOU REALISE THAT WE HAVEN'T SLEPT ALL NIGHT CAUSE OF THAT THING?!?!?" Reeve stopped laaughing. "Jess guys, I'm sorry. I'll turn him off!" Barret looked at Red and smirked. "Yeah, we'll help!" said Barret. Cait Sith seemed nervous. "What do you mean Barret?" Through the microphone, all Reeve heard was "CATASTROPHE!!!!!!!" as said by Barret. Reeve yelled. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Cait Sith exploded into a million pieces as the limit Break was too much for him. Barret laughed heartily. "Now, that was fun!" He gave Red a high five, sort of, and went back to his tent. Barret fell asleep in no time.
Tifa and Cid both stared at Cloud. "What'd you say?" "Well," replied Cloud , "Look at the water under us. It isn't moving at all. It's totally still" All of them looked down to be met with the same conclusion. "And," Cloud pointed out further from the Airship, "The water out there is moving just like an ocean should. What's the deal?" Cid was flustered. "Well, I ain't seen nothin like this before!" Cid paused for a moment. "I think we should sit down and try and figure this out!" As Cid moved away from the edge, he spat out to the water. Tifa turned away, but Cloud urged them back. "Hey guys, this ain't water! Look at his spit!" They looked, and saw it splattered on top of the water, like it was on the ground. "Either I am magical spitter guy, or something ain't right!" Cloud jumped off the edge. "CLOUD!!!! What are YOU DOING?" yelled Tifa as Cloud descended towards the water. Cloud landed with a thunk, and was a heap on top of the water. Tifa and Cid made their way down to the bottom of the ship. "Uhh guys," said Cloud standing up. "I think we aren't on water.... but we are on the island. It's invisible!"
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Red and Barret made their way silently towards Gongaga. They encountered numerous monsters, and disposed them with ease. As they made their way, they discussed old times and .... new times. "Barret....do you really think it was Cloud?" Barret answered without straying from his course. "Honestly, my brain says yes, but my heart says no. I'd like to listen to my heart, but my brain makes so much more sense. I mean, facts don't lie. And a guy in that situation wouldn't lie, I know that much. If it were me, I'd so snitch on the guy, and hope we could get some sort of revenge...." Barret stopped it there. "But, I'd like to think Cloud didn't do it, if that helps any Red!" Red stopped in his tracks, and stretched out for a minute. "Does that help? Well, I say not really... but we must find the truth. The only thing that scares me is what is he did do it?" Barret stopped as well, and sat on a rock. "You know, I never thought about that. If he did do it, what are we supposed to do? I mean, he's like our best friend.... but we are gonna have to waste him!" Red kinda laughed and made this simple reply. "I meant, it scares me because he could kill us rather easily" Red laughed a bit more, and Barret got pissed. "Whatta you mean he could kill us? 2 against 1, and we ain't no pushovers!" Barret got up and shot the rock, breaking it to pieces. Red got up and walked over to a small beach. "Barret, you know just as me that if he wanted to, he could waste both of us. I mean, Omnislash would wipe us out!" Barret looked into the sky. Red looked at the purple sky, with the sun slowly fading into the horizon. "It's getting dark.... let's set up camp"
Barret was wide awake. He shuffled around noisely in his bedding. "Why Cloud... why did it have to be Cloud? Our great leader against Sephiroth... why must you constantly be an enigma? A loud russling was driving Barret mad. "Damn it Red, shut up and sit down!" There was no answer. Barret had an uneasy feeling. He popped his head out of the tent. There, walking slowly through camp, was Cait Sith! Red and Barret were now both awake, and walking towards the might stuffed animal. "Hey Sith, what are you doin?" said an angered Barret. No answer came from the dumb-ass. "Sith, answer us!" yelled Red. "Still no good," both said under their breathe. "HEY SITH!!!!!!" both yelled at the top of their lungs, beside Cait Sith. Still, he continued walking. "Stupid stuffed animal.... what's up with him?" said Barret. Red slowly walked over to Cait Sith. "HEY REEVE!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING????" The thing stopped, and said. "Uhhh... ohhh... who's there? I don't want any room service! It's late, leave me alone." "Hey Reeve, what are you doin?" said Barret. "Uhhh... Barret?? What are you doin in Midgar?? And at my hotel door mind you?" Barret answered. "Uhhh... why are you way out here is my question!" Reeve sounded confused. "What you mean "out here"? I'm in Midgar, liek always!" Red and Barret rolled their eyes. "Alright then, what is Cait Sith doing out here?" Reeve was very confused. "Cait Sith?? I haven't done anything with him in a while.... what are you talkin about? Red and Barret were calm again. "Well, we are out here at Gongaga, what is Cait Sith doing here?" Cait Sith turned around and jumped up and down. "Uhhh... it should be here in.... OWWWW..... what am I sleeping on?" Just as Reeve said that, Cait Sith started moving very oddly. "Oh my, silly me. I was sleeping on the controls! AH HA HAHA!" Barret was pissed. "DO YOU REALISE THAT WE HAVEN'T SLEPT ALL NIGHT CAUSE OF THAT THING?!?!?" Reeve stopped laaughing. "Jess guys, I'm sorry. I'll turn him off!" Barret looked at Red and smirked. "Yeah, we'll help!" said Barret. Cait Sith seemed nervous. "What do you mean Barret?" Through the microphone, all Reeve heard was "CATASTROPHE!!!!!!!" as said by Barret. Reeve yelled. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Cait Sith exploded into a million pieces as the limit Break was too much for him. Barret laughed heartily. "Now, that was fun!" He gave Red a high five, sort of, and went back to his tent. Barret fell asleep in no time.