A Possible reason Relena stalks Heero

by rubbersoul1967

The title says everything. Please read and review. Flames accepted-if you can't take a joke, even a bad one like this. :(

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing. Don't sue.

A Possible Relena stalks Heero

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~~That scene where Relena meets Heero~~

Relena: Hello my name is Relena, what's yours?

She looks down.

Relena: Oh my! What's this, it must be that boys wallet! **silence** What a perfect opportunity to get that new car! All I have to do is give it back so I can get my a reward! Muhahahahahahhaha!

Timmy: (pointing at Relena): Mommy, what's wrong with her?

Mom: She's probably just trying to get attention, Timmy.

Timmy: Oh

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DURING THE TIME DURING ENDLESS WALTZ WHERE HEERO COLLAPSES:

Relena: Heero! Oh Heero everything is gonna be alright.

Relena Thinks: Oh yeah I have to return the wallet.

She puts his wallet in his pocket.

Relena: Mission Accomplished.

Heero: Hey! That's my line!

Relena: Aren't you supposed to be unconscious?

Heero: Oops! My bad!

Heero goes back to his unconscious state

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AFTER ENDLESS WALTZ

**Later after Endless Waltz**

Heero: Relena why are you still stalking me!!!!!!

Relena: Well I'm not going to leave without you giving me my reward!

Heero: For what?

Relena: Your wallet.

Heero: Oh I thought you liked me. How come you don't like me?

Relena: Because you Japanese guys have small dicks.

Heero: Hey! I find that offensive!

Relena: Well it's true!

Heero: -_- ~*~omae o korosu~*~ Heero looks in his wallet and pulls out a 10 dollar bill.

Heero: Here's your damn money.

Relena: I DESERVE MORE MONEY!

Heero: Why?

Relena: I helped stop a war I deserve more money!

Heero mumbles: I should have killed you when I had the chance.

Relena: What?

Heero: Nothing so how much do you want?

Relena: Ten thousand dollars.

Heero: Ten thousand dollars!? Are you nuts!?

Relena: Nope!

Heero: I'll never get that much money!

Relena: You can if you try Heero! Until I get my money I just keep following you to see how you're progressing.

Heero: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Relena: ~*~ Cue the eye glaze thing ~*~

Then I can buy that car I always wanted. I'm sick of that stupid pink limo.

~OWARI~

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Gets pelted by rocks from HY x RP lovers. It's a JOKE can't you take a HARMLESS JOKE?! Note: I changed gay to stupid because that was kinda mean. I mean being gay isn't bad. And blah blah blah blah.