Attack of the Hair-pulling Baby
Disclaimer: 1. No, I don't own GW, I'm just a regular Joe like every other author on this website. 2. No, I'm not sadistic, I just think a hair pulling baby is funny with the pilots involved! ^-^ 3. I don't own S Club 7 or their theme song, nor do I now all the words to it.
::we see Duo walking down the hall looking for Wufei::
Duo: Wufei? You, Wu-man, where are you? ::faint music is heard farther down the hall:: ::Duo continues in that direction, he opens the door and sees Wufei dancing in leather pants and a red muscle shirt::
Wufei: ::singing:: I.. got.. you.. and.. you.. got.. me so reach for the stars, climb every mountain higher, reach for the stars, nananananana, reach for stars, and when you get to the top, that's when your dreams will all come true!
Duo: Hey Wufei, that was great, now sing "Two in a Million."
::Wufei spins around and his face turns red:: MAXWELL!! DON'T YOU EVER KNOCK!?!? ::he leaps across the room and tackles Duo:: If you EVER tell anyone, I am going to kill you in your sleep!
Duo: That would be kinda hard since I share a bed with Heero! ^_^
Wufei: Omae o Koruso Maxwell.
Duo: Hey! That's Hee-chan's line!
W: Like I give a- ::is interrupted by Quatre::
Quatre: Wufei? Duo? Come down here for a second. ::the two pilots get up from the floor and run downstairs::
::We now see Trowa and Heero sitting on the couch and Quatre standing by it holding something in his arms, by closer examination we can all see that it's a baby:: [Audience: Awwwww]
Wufei: Ooh no, get that baby out of here!
Quatre: But we can't! It's Relena's baby cousin, we promised her that we'd take care of her.
Duo: Aww, what's her name? ::walks up to the baby and smiles at it who smiles back ^-^:: [Audience: "Aaawww" "cute"]
Quatre: Her name is Abagail, but everyone calls her Abby for short.
Duo: Hehe, she's so cute! ::suddenly Abby reaches out and grabs Duo's bangs:: AAHH!! Ow ow! Dam- er... let go sweety -ow- please. Quatre, get her off me!
Quatre: *gasp* No no Abby, let go of Duo's bangs. ::Abby giggles and lets go:: ::Duo falls backwards and bumps into Wufei, @_@::
Trowa: Well, that was a nice greeting
Heero: Hn.
::Duo rubs his forehead and stands up:: Man, that baby's got a grip!
::Quatre holds Abby out in front of him:: That was mean Abby, you shouldn't pull on people's- AAAAAHHH! Heh heh, let go sweety- OW! ::winces as Abby yanks on his blond bangs:: Trowa, help me!
Trowa: Alright, ::stands up and takes Abby who still has a grip on Quatre's bangs:: Let go baby. ::tries to pry her fingers off Quatre's hair:: Pulling on hair is- ow! ::Abby reaches with her other hand and grabs Trowa's long bangs:: (Yea you knew that was comin) [Audience laugh track] ::Trowa and Quatre look very comical bent over at the mercy of a 9 month old baby yanking on their bangs::
Heero: -_-" Geez you guys, getting beat up by a baby!
Trowa: We're not weak Heero, this really hurts! AH!
::Heero stands up, grumbles something and grabs Abby:: There, now she can't grab my hair. ::Gently as he can, he manages to pry Abby's fingers off Quatre and Trowa's hair:: There we go. ::sets Abby down on the couch next to where Duo had sat down::
Duo: Are you crazy? She's gonna pull on my braid or something. ::glances at Abby and tucks his hair away from her::
Abby: Gah! ::smiles at Duo and reaches out for him:: ^_^
Duo: Aww, she's so cute I can't resist her. ::picks her up and sets her on his lap:: She seems like an angel- ow! ::his braid is now in the grips of Abby:: But she's a devil! AAAH! Hee-chan!
::Heero rolls his eyes and grabs Abby:: Geez, what a monster.
Quatre: ::still rubbing his forehead:: She's probably tired after all that hair pulling.
Trowa: Where should we put her?
Quatre: I'll let her sleep in my room!
Heero: Are you sure, Quatre?
Quatre: Yea! A lot of my sisters have babys now so I'm used to them.
Duo: Alright then, I guess you won't be chipper in the morning.
Quatre: I don't mind at all, we promised to take care of her so that's what we gotta do! ::takes Abby out of Heero's arms and holds her in his own:: A little sweety like her wouldn't cry at night like- OW! ::once again his bangs are yanked on:: He- Heero, please help me.
::Heero tries to aid Quatre while another audience laugh track is played::
**END SCENE 1**
What will happen to our beloved Gundam pilots as they gear up to face a night and another day with Abby, the monsterous hair pulling baby? Will she manage to rip someone's hair out? What was Wufei doing singing S Club 7 songs? Will Quatre be able to get more than 4 hours of sleep tonight? Will Heero and Duo have a love scene? [Audience: OOOOOOH] All these questions answered in the upcoming chapter of The Attack of the Hair-pulling baby!
Disclaimer: 1. No, I don't own GW, I'm just a regular Joe like every other author on this website. 2. No, I'm not sadistic, I just think a hair pulling baby is funny with the pilots involved! ^-^ 3. I don't own S Club 7 or their theme song, nor do I now all the words to it.
::we see Duo walking down the hall looking for Wufei::
Duo: Wufei? You, Wu-man, where are you? ::faint music is heard farther down the hall:: ::Duo continues in that direction, he opens the door and sees Wufei dancing in leather pants and a red muscle shirt::
Wufei: ::singing:: I.. got.. you.. and.. you.. got.. me so reach for the stars, climb every mountain higher, reach for the stars, nananananana, reach for stars, and when you get to the top, that's when your dreams will all come true!
Duo: Hey Wufei, that was great, now sing "Two in a Million."
::Wufei spins around and his face turns red:: MAXWELL!! DON'T YOU EVER KNOCK!?!? ::he leaps across the room and tackles Duo:: If you EVER tell anyone, I am going to kill you in your sleep!
Duo: That would be kinda hard since I share a bed with Heero! ^_^
Wufei: Omae o Koruso Maxwell.
Duo: Hey! That's Hee-chan's line!
W: Like I give a- ::is interrupted by Quatre::
Quatre: Wufei? Duo? Come down here for a second. ::the two pilots get up from the floor and run downstairs::
::We now see Trowa and Heero sitting on the couch and Quatre standing by it holding something in his arms, by closer examination we can all see that it's a baby:: [Audience: Awwwww]
Wufei: Ooh no, get that baby out of here!
Quatre: But we can't! It's Relena's baby cousin, we promised her that we'd take care of her.
Duo: Aww, what's her name? ::walks up to the baby and smiles at it who smiles back ^-^:: [Audience: "Aaawww" "cute"]
Quatre: Her name is Abagail, but everyone calls her Abby for short.
Duo: Hehe, she's so cute! ::suddenly Abby reaches out and grabs Duo's bangs:: AAHH!! Ow ow! Dam- er... let go sweety -ow- please. Quatre, get her off me!
Quatre: *gasp* No no Abby, let go of Duo's bangs. ::Abby giggles and lets go:: ::Duo falls backwards and bumps into Wufei, @_@::
Trowa: Well, that was a nice greeting
Heero: Hn.
::Duo rubs his forehead and stands up:: Man, that baby's got a grip!
::Quatre holds Abby out in front of him:: That was mean Abby, you shouldn't pull on people's- AAAAAHHH! Heh heh, let go sweety- OW! ::winces as Abby yanks on his blond bangs:: Trowa, help me!
Trowa: Alright, ::stands up and takes Abby who still has a grip on Quatre's bangs:: Let go baby. ::tries to pry her fingers off Quatre's hair:: Pulling on hair is- ow! ::Abby reaches with her other hand and grabs Trowa's long bangs:: (Yea you knew that was comin) [Audience laugh track] ::Trowa and Quatre look very comical bent over at the mercy of a 9 month old baby yanking on their bangs::
Heero: -_-" Geez you guys, getting beat up by a baby!
Trowa: We're not weak Heero, this really hurts! AH!
::Heero stands up, grumbles something and grabs Abby:: There, now she can't grab my hair. ::Gently as he can, he manages to pry Abby's fingers off Quatre and Trowa's hair:: There we go. ::sets Abby down on the couch next to where Duo had sat down::
Duo: Are you crazy? She's gonna pull on my braid or something. ::glances at Abby and tucks his hair away from her::
Abby: Gah! ::smiles at Duo and reaches out for him:: ^_^
Duo: Aww, she's so cute I can't resist her. ::picks her up and sets her on his lap:: She seems like an angel- ow! ::his braid is now in the grips of Abby:: But she's a devil! AAAH! Hee-chan!
::Heero rolls his eyes and grabs Abby:: Geez, what a monster.
Quatre: ::still rubbing his forehead:: She's probably tired after all that hair pulling.
Trowa: Where should we put her?
Quatre: I'll let her sleep in my room!
Heero: Are you sure, Quatre?
Quatre: Yea! A lot of my sisters have babys now so I'm used to them.
Duo: Alright then, I guess you won't be chipper in the morning.
Quatre: I don't mind at all, we promised to take care of her so that's what we gotta do! ::takes Abby out of Heero's arms and holds her in his own:: A little sweety like her wouldn't cry at night like- OW! ::once again his bangs are yanked on:: He- Heero, please help me.
::Heero tries to aid Quatre while another audience laugh track is played::
**END SCENE 1**
What will happen to our beloved Gundam pilots as they gear up to face a night and another day with Abby, the monsterous hair pulling baby? Will she manage to rip someone's hair out? What was Wufei doing singing S Club 7 songs? Will Quatre be able to get more than 4 hours of sleep tonight? Will Heero and Duo have a love scene? [Audience: OOOOOOH] All these questions answered in the upcoming chapter of The Attack of the Hair-pulling baby!