Attack of the Hair-pulling Baby: Part Deux
Disclaimer: 1. No, I don't own GW, I'm just a regular Joe like every other author on this website. 2. No, I'm not sadistic, I just think a hair pulling baby is funny with the pilots involved! ^-^
::We see Heero and Wufei laying on their stomachs on Quatre's bed, Abby is sitting on a pillow in front of Heero::
Heero: Who knew that a baby could be so strong?
Wufei: It's probably your kid.
Heero: NANI?! O_o"
Wufei: You know, you and Relena-
Heero: Shut up Wufei.
Wufei: Fine.
H: Hn. ::looks at Abby who stares back at him with Prussian blue eyes:: o_o'
W: Just realized that your eye colors are the same?
H: Well, there's probably lots of people with prussian blue eyes.
W: She looks a lot like you--
H: Omae o Koruso ::fiddles around for his gun but grabs a baseball instead::
Wufei: Where did that come from?
Heero: Who cares? ::shoves Wufei off the bed::
Wu: Ack! Baka roba benjo!
::Duo enters rebraided his hair:: Hi Wu-man, hi Hee-chan!! ^_^
Heero: Hi Duo.
W: Hn.
::Duo steps over Wufei and lays on the bed next to Heero:: How's it goin? Has pulled any hair yet?
H: No not yet.
Duo: That's good, when are Trowa and Quatre coming back? They've been gone for like three hours!
H: Duo, think.
D: ..... O_O oooooh!
::Heero nods and looks back at Abby:: Well as far we know, they're safe... ::thinks about he just sad:: Physically safe. Ow. ::his bangs are yanked on by Abby:: Let go! ::fumbles around for her fingers::
::Abby grabs more hair with the other hand and yanks Heero's head closer to her:: Gah! ^-^
H: Duo, I need some help. ::tries to pry her fingers off:: Now, please!
D: Okay, um ::picks up Abby who still has a hold on Heero's hair:: (H: -_-) Oy, that's not good! Little Abby, let go. ::tugs a little on her hands::
::Abby looks at Duo and lets go of Heero's hair and reaches up for Duo's::
D: NO! ::out stretches his arms away from him:: Bad baby.
::Heero sits up and rubs his hairline:: ::Wufei walks over to Duo and takes Abby:: There now, I don't have to worry about my hair.
::A door is heard closing and Wufei looks over his shoulder:: I think Quatre and Trowa are ho- aaah! Injustice!! ::Abby grabs his little ponytail in the back and yanks on it:: Weak onna, let go!
::Duo laughs and Heero smirks at Wufei at the mercy of a baby::
W: Don't just stand there! Help me!
::Duo falls off the bed laughing and Heero is trying his hardest not to laugh::
W: DAMMIT! HELP ME!
Duo: Hey now, watch your language. ::snickers:: I'd help ya but she might grab my hair again.
::Heero gets off the bed and takes Abby out of Wufei's arms:: ::Duo stands up, still laughing::
::Quatre walks in with his arm linked with Trowa:: I can't wait til- ::sees the other pilots:: Oh, hi guys! ::puts his arms behind his back and blushes, Trowa blushes too::
Heero: Well you guys can have the room to yourself, we were just leaving.
Duo: We were?
H: -_- yes Duo. ::grabs his arm and leads Duo out of the room:: ::exuent*::
Wufei: ::rubbing the back of his head:: Stupid baby. ::exits::
::Duo and Heero are in another room. Heero is laying Abby down into a crib:: I hope she sleeps.
D: Me too, that way we have some time to ourselves! ::walks up to Heero and wraps his arms around his waist::
H: Yea, but we run the risk of someone walking in on us.
D: Duh! That's the whole point! ::kisses Heero:: ::door opens and Relena walks in:: [audience is a mixture of boos and cheers]
Relena: Hello, I'm here to pick up my... cousin. Did you just put her to sleep? ::quietly walks to the crib and looks in:: Aww, hewwo sweety. ::picks up Abby::
Duo: Wow, Abby's hair color is the same as your's!
Relena: Um, yea! So it is. ::nervous chuckle:: Um, Heero, there's something I need to tell you.
Heero: Oh God...
R: Abby's not my cousin, she's my daughter, and your's too.
Duo & Heero: O_O NANI?!
Heero: But... how?
R: You forgot that one night already?
Heero: No I didn't but, how?
D: Well Heero, when a man and a woman have sex-
H: I know that! But I've seen Relena almost every other month since... that night. I've never noticed anything!
R: Yes, thanks to the advances in clothing design.
H: Why me?
R: Well, we were the only ones left at the party, and we were both drunk-
Duo: Wait wait wait!! Let me get this straight... YOU CHEATED ON ME?!?!?
Heero: Duo! That was eighteen monthes ago, we've only been together for six months.
Duo: Still... it feels like you've cheated on me. [audience: aawww]
Hee-chan: Duo, it's not my fault, it didn't mean anything.
R: Hey! Nevermind. Goodbye Heero, Duo, thank you so much for taking care of my daughter. ::exuent::
H: Duo, I'm sorry.
D: It's okay Heero. I love you. ::kisses Heero again::
H: I love you too. ::kisses back:: [audience: AAAAAWWWW!! (cute!)]
So ends the tormoil of the hair-pulling baby. Okay so the second act wasn't as funny, yes the whole daughter thing is a bit unexpected! (Relena bashers don't flame me, I like Relena) But I just had to make it longer! ^_^'
Arigatou, Ja ne minna-san! ::waves so enthusiastically she falls over:: ack! ::Abby grabs her long hair:: OW MY HAIR!!!
Disclaimer: 1. No, I don't own GW, I'm just a regular Joe like every other author on this website. 2. No, I'm not sadistic, I just think a hair pulling baby is funny with the pilots involved! ^-^
::We see Heero and Wufei laying on their stomachs on Quatre's bed, Abby is sitting on a pillow in front of Heero::
Heero: Who knew that a baby could be so strong?
Wufei: It's probably your kid.
Heero: NANI?! O_o"
Wufei: You know, you and Relena-
Heero: Shut up Wufei.
Wufei: Fine.
H: Hn. ::looks at Abby who stares back at him with Prussian blue eyes:: o_o'
W: Just realized that your eye colors are the same?
H: Well, there's probably lots of people with prussian blue eyes.
W: She looks a lot like you--
H: Omae o Koruso ::fiddles around for his gun but grabs a baseball instead::
Wufei: Where did that come from?
Heero: Who cares? ::shoves Wufei off the bed::
Wu: Ack! Baka roba benjo!
::Duo enters rebraided his hair:: Hi Wu-man, hi Hee-chan!! ^_^
Heero: Hi Duo.
W: Hn.
::Duo steps over Wufei and lays on the bed next to Heero:: How's it goin? Has pulled any hair yet?
H: No not yet.
Duo: That's good, when are Trowa and Quatre coming back? They've been gone for like three hours!
H: Duo, think.
D: ..... O_O oooooh!
::Heero nods and looks back at Abby:: Well as far we know, they're safe... ::thinks about he just sad:: Physically safe. Ow. ::his bangs are yanked on by Abby:: Let go! ::fumbles around for her fingers::
::Abby grabs more hair with the other hand and yanks Heero's head closer to her:: Gah! ^-^
H: Duo, I need some help. ::tries to pry her fingers off:: Now, please!
D: Okay, um ::picks up Abby who still has a hold on Heero's hair:: (H: -_-) Oy, that's not good! Little Abby, let go. ::tugs a little on her hands::
::Abby looks at Duo and lets go of Heero's hair and reaches up for Duo's::
D: NO! ::out stretches his arms away from him:: Bad baby.
::Heero sits up and rubs his hairline:: ::Wufei walks over to Duo and takes Abby:: There now, I don't have to worry about my hair.
::A door is heard closing and Wufei looks over his shoulder:: I think Quatre and Trowa are ho- aaah! Injustice!! ::Abby grabs his little ponytail in the back and yanks on it:: Weak onna, let go!
::Duo laughs and Heero smirks at Wufei at the mercy of a baby::
W: Don't just stand there! Help me!
::Duo falls off the bed laughing and Heero is trying his hardest not to laugh::
W: DAMMIT! HELP ME!
Duo: Hey now, watch your language. ::snickers:: I'd help ya but she might grab my hair again.
::Heero gets off the bed and takes Abby out of Wufei's arms:: ::Duo stands up, still laughing::
::Quatre walks in with his arm linked with Trowa:: I can't wait til- ::sees the other pilots:: Oh, hi guys! ::puts his arms behind his back and blushes, Trowa blushes too::
Heero: Well you guys can have the room to yourself, we were just leaving.
Duo: We were?
H: -_- yes Duo. ::grabs his arm and leads Duo out of the room:: ::exuent*::
Wufei: ::rubbing the back of his head:: Stupid baby. ::exits::
::Duo and Heero are in another room. Heero is laying Abby down into a crib:: I hope she sleeps.
D: Me too, that way we have some time to ourselves! ::walks up to Heero and wraps his arms around his waist::
H: Yea, but we run the risk of someone walking in on us.
D: Duh! That's the whole point! ::kisses Heero:: ::door opens and Relena walks in:: [audience is a mixture of boos and cheers]
Relena: Hello, I'm here to pick up my... cousin. Did you just put her to sleep? ::quietly walks to the crib and looks in:: Aww, hewwo sweety. ::picks up Abby::
Duo: Wow, Abby's hair color is the same as your's!
Relena: Um, yea! So it is. ::nervous chuckle:: Um, Heero, there's something I need to tell you.
Heero: Oh God...
R: Abby's not my cousin, she's my daughter, and your's too.
Duo & Heero: O_O NANI?!
Heero: But... how?
R: You forgot that one night already?
Heero: No I didn't but, how?
D: Well Heero, when a man and a woman have sex-
H: I know that! But I've seen Relena almost every other month since... that night. I've never noticed anything!
R: Yes, thanks to the advances in clothing design.
H: Why me?
R: Well, we were the only ones left at the party, and we were both drunk-
Duo: Wait wait wait!! Let me get this straight... YOU CHEATED ON ME?!?!?
Heero: Duo! That was eighteen monthes ago, we've only been together for six months.
Duo: Still... it feels like you've cheated on me. [audience: aawww]
Hee-chan: Duo, it's not my fault, it didn't mean anything.
R: Hey! Nevermind. Goodbye Heero, Duo, thank you so much for taking care of my daughter. ::exuent::
H: Duo, I'm sorry.
D: It's okay Heero. I love you. ::kisses Heero again::
H: I love you too. ::kisses back:: [audience: AAAAAWWWW!! (cute!)]
So ends the tormoil of the hair-pulling baby. Okay so the second act wasn't as funny, yes the whole daughter thing is a bit unexpected! (Relena bashers don't flame me, I like Relena) But I just had to make it longer! ^_^'
Arigatou, Ja ne minna-san! ::waves so enthusiastically she falls over:: ack! ::Abby grabs her long hair:: OW MY HAIR!!!