I love writting this! it's sooo much fun to write. Next all the poke'mon get drunk.
I don't encourage *people* getting drunk, but when poke'mon do it it's funny. This is where
the PG13 rating comes in.... Hee hee hee! And for whoever asked, NO this is not going to be a
lemon fic! Big Big Mew would murderize me! She probibly already is if you see her reveiws!
Togapi: Ug, I need a drink... *sits on bar stool*
Buzz: What can I get you?
Togapi: A bloody mary, heavy on the vodka.
Buzz: Here you go.
Squirtle: I'll have a gin and tonic.
Meowth: Just get me a Bud.
Pikachu: Charona, with lime.
Vulpix: Strawberry margarita.
Charizard: Lemonade!
*Everybody stares*
Charizard: Fine fine, BE party poopers.
Pikachu: *Raises Bottle* To our trainers, may we help them achieve their dreams!
*Momentary Silence*
All: BWAHAHAHAA!!!
Vulpix: Hee hee... that's a good one.
Pikachu: Okay, Seriously this time, to us, may we soon be retired so we can live at a breeding
farm full of luscious babes!
Meowth: Woohoo!
Squirtle: Amen to that!
*Drink.... Refill*
Charizard: To Banana cream pies, God knows where we'd be with out them!
All: To Bananas!
(A/N: You can tell they're getting tipsy when they toast to Banana cream pies ^_^)
*Drink ...Refill*
Squirtle: To *hiccup* Team Rocket, without the bad guys, we would never have good plot!
Meowth: Thanks man, *throws arm around Squirtle* I *Hiccup* love you'se guys.
(A/N: Wow! Now something is definitely wrong!)
*Several Minutes.... and who knows how many drinks later...*
Pikachu: Anyway, I was surrounded, by *hiccup* 200 Onixs... no 4.... maybe one... anyways this
wacko music starts, and all 13 of em' start doin' da Macarena...
Vulpix: No! It was dat *Hiccup* one time when Bulbasaur was *Hiccup* hittin' on Chickarita...
Pikachu: Yeah, and I *Hiccup* says, don't you touch my gal, and I thunderbolted that no good
rosebush so hard it started doin' da Macarena...
Charizard: *wings outspread and running around* WEEEEEEEE!!!! I CAN FLYYYYYYY!!!!
Togapi: *Hiccup* Dangit Charizard, have you been getting into my weed again?
Meowth: You *hiccup* have weed?
Togapi: Yeah, *Lights up the flower end of a dandylion* I got weed... *starts smoking it*
Buzz: (The only sober one here!) Ummm... I think you guys are a little over drunk.
Squirtle: I *hiccup* ain't drunk, *stands on counter* Lookie! I can flyyyyy!!!
*Jumps off counter flapping his arms, but lands face down on the floor still flapping his arms*
I can fly I can fly I can fly...
Charizard: Them's fight'n words! Put up your *hiccup* dukes!
Meowth: You'se can't talk to my *hiccup* buddy like dat!
Vulpix: Knock his block off Chari *hiccup* zard!
Pikachu: Give him da *hiccup* ol'e one two Meowser!
Squirtle: *Still on the floor flapping his arms* I can fly I can fly I can
fly I can fly....
Vulpix: *Looking evily at Togapi* I have a hanker'n for scrambled eggs...
Togapi: What da ACK! *Runs away from Vulpix, but runs strait into a frying
pan held by PIKACHU!!!
Pikachu: SUNNY SIDE UP!
Togapi: ACK HELP!!!
Vulpix: NO SCRAMBLED!
Pikachu: SUNNY SIDE UP!
Vulpix: SCRAMBLED!
Pikachu: SUNNY SIDE UP!
Squirtle: *Still on the floor...* I can fly I can fly I can fly I can fly....
Charizard & Meowth: *Singing* I'd ride a spider for me auntie's cider,
knock out a lizard and split his gizzard,
wrestle a dragon for half a flagon,
of nut brown beer!
NUUUUUUUT BROOOOOOWN BEEEEEEEER!!!
(A/N: For those of you who can't figure it out, THAT was a
rowdy drunken ballad...)
Vulpix: SCRAMBLED!
Pikachu: SUNNY SIDE UP!
Vulpix: SCRAMBLED!
Pikachu: SUNNY SIDE UP!
Togapi: HELP ME!
Squirtle: *Yes, still on the floor...* I can fly I can fly
I can fly I can fly....
Charizard & Meowth: *More singing @_@* I'd sink a boat,
crash a plane,
call the Red Gyrados a dirty name,
For a bottle of Grape Soda!
GRAAAAAAAAPE SOOOOODAAAAA!!!!
(A/N: Okay... I even have to ask myself...Where in the heck
did that come from?)
Squirtle: *Still... on... the floor...* I can fly I can fly I can fly
I can fly....
Vulpix: SCRAMBLED!
Pikachu: SUNNY SIDE UP!
Vulpix: SCRAMBLED!
Pikachu: SUNNY SIDE UP!
Togapi: I need somemore weed! *Lights up another dandylion*
Charizard & Meowth: *MORE SINGING* I'd eat a Zapdos,
Kiss a Mr. Mime,
Read a dirty book to kids before naptime,
for Mountain Dew!
MOOOOOUNTAIIIIIN DEEEEEEW!!!!
Squirtle: *When will this guy get up?* I can fly I can fly I can fly
I can fly....
HOW TO WRITE YOUR OWN ROWDY DRUNKEN BALLAD...
FIRST TWO LINES: Two things that are gross, stupid, dangerous or all three.
Example: Smell a vileplume,
smooch Tracey Skechit,
THIRD LINE: Another Stupid/Gross/Dangeous/All Three thing that is kind of
long, but the last word must kind of rhyme with last word in line two.
Example: Hit a Mew with a bagmitten racquet,
(Racquet kind of rhymes with Skechit)
FORTH LINE: Some sort of Beverage, preferably alchohalic. Dosn't have
to rhyme.
Example: For a big ol'e Margarita!
FITH LINE: Repeat forth line with florish.
Example: MAAAARGAAAAARIIIIITAAAA!!!!
SEND YOUR COMPLEATED BALLADS TO vulpix_777@hotmail.com!
I'LL MAKE IT INTO A CONTEST OR SOMTHING! TRY THIS OUT PEEPS! IT'S LOADS
OF FUN!!! I DON"T CARE IF YOU CURSE, BUT NO PROFANITY!