Chapter One: Odysseus and Telemachus

"Yo Telly, check out my new face!" wise Odysseus said to Telemachus. He stretched his face into an odd shape. "That is so weird you can butter my butt and call me Margaret." Telemachus said to Odysseus. choking on his hamburger. "Oh, very funny, Telemachus. You couldn't even do that if someone paid you a million dollars." Odysseus said to Telemachus. "Oh yeah? How much you want to bet?" Telemachus asked him, taking another bite of his hamburger. "A million dollars!" Odysseus shouted. "Fine!" Telemachus replied. He took a huge bite of the hamburger and threw the rest to a bird sitting nearby. The bet was on.