Two Guys A girl and the bloodsucking Halloween freak
Pete and Berg were sitting in their apartment eating their way through a pile of candy, it was October the 31st, they had decided not to have a party, as for the past three years weird things kept happening, like the mad brain switcher Ed, the psycho Berg, and Irene being a witch…they wanted to relax for once. So there they were, watching a re-run of Halloween H20 when Irene walked in…
"HEY PARTY PEOPPPLLEEEE!" she shrieked
Pete and Berg turned around; Irene was dressed as a witch.
"Oh no… Irene why did you wear that? We don't need to be reminded that you're a witch," said Pete
"Haaa! Yeah, you look gross." Laughed Berg
"Oh yeah? Well…you…you are SOOO mean!" Irene wails, before storming out.
"Do ya think she's escaped from that freaky mental home again? 'Cos y'know I heard they usually lock her up there at Halloween" says Berg.
"Hey I heard Ashley's having a party, wanna go?" asked Pete
"Nahhh…." Says Berg lazily
"She's got beer"
"Let's go!"
Pete and Berg walk up the stairs to Ashley's apartment, when they get there, her door is wide open and Ashley is standing in the middle of the room in a vampire costume, alone.
"Hey! Velcome to my party!"
"Nice costume! What is it, like your family dress code?" laughs Pete.
"Ha. Your neck is bigger than I thought." Ashley says.
"I beg your pardon?" he asks, looking a bit freaked.
"Hey, what's this red stuff?" asks touching some wet, red, unidentified goo on the floor.
" That's just blood," says Ashley eerily.
" Woahhhhhhhhhhhh!" screeches Berg wiping his hand on Ashley's sofa.
Pete notices a witch's hat on the floor, he picks it up. Inside it has Irene's name. He looks around and finds one of her shoes.
"Was Irene here?" He enquires
"Ya, but she has left us, gone to a better place" says Ashley, with a smirk.
"What? You mean there's a better party than this? Nooo!" laughs Berg
"No. She is dead" laughs Ashley
"Ha, ha..youre taking this vampire thing a bit too far Ashley" says Pete
Ashley sticks her arm out towards the door, it slams loudly.
"Cool! How did ya do that?" says Berg, amazed.
"Viv my powers." She says looking into his eyes.
"Woah…I feel…sorta dizzy…" mumbles Berg
"Come viv me, to my lair" she says
"No…you're evil" his mumbles, still transfixed
Under her power, Berg is helpless; Ashley takes him to her room. Pete is pouring himself some beer, totally oblivious to what's going on around him.
"Hey Berg, do you want some be..Berg?" he says
Suddenly Pete hears Berg's voice
"Aggghh, oh my goooddd! You…you bloodsucking fiend you!" Berg screams
Pete runs to Ashley's room, there lying on the floor is, Irene, Berg, Sharon and Johnny. The floor is full of blood.
"I always knew you were evil" Says Pete
"Look into my eyes…."Says Ashley, her lips stained with blood
"NO!" says Pete
Pete runs into the living room, picks up a chair, hits it against the wall until it breaks, then he picks up a huge splinter.
"Hey, I've seen Buffy…how hard can this be?"
When Ashley runs in, he runs at her, putting the splinter of wood through her.
"Hahahaha" laughs Pete
"That's not my heart!" screams Ashley
Pete pulls the stake out and puts it in her again
"Ewwww" he squeals
Ashley falls to the floor
"Yes! I killed the freak!"
Suddenly he hears a noise from the other room; Berg, Irene, Sharon and Johnny walk in, all looking a Pete's neck.
"Hey guys!" he says
"Blood, blood" They chant
They have been turned into vampires too!
"Aww damn, why can I just have a peaceful Halloween?" He shouts as they surround him, and suck his blood….