A/N:
My first attempt at a Zelda novel. I'm not sure how this will turn out, so please bear with me. As always, r/r, and enjoy!
Disclaimer:
I own the plot and the names of certain characters that were nameless in the game. Everything else belongs to Nintendo and the writers and creators of "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time."
Here goes!
~*~Smile If You Love Me~*~
~*~Chapter 1: The Wedding~*~
Link and Malon were getting married! It was going to be the most beautiful wedding ever. It was summer time, and it was the most beautiful summer's day. The sun was shining brightly, and a cool breeze wafted through the warm summer air. The wedding was taking place in the middle of Hyrule Field. The carpenters built an altar in the middle of the field for the ceremony, which Raru was to be saying. Malon looked beautiful with her long, white, summer gown that blew with the breeze. She had a crown of flowers in her thick auburn hair which flowed freely behind her. Link was dressed in a tailcoat and vest, and he looked absolutely stunning. Even Zelda, who finally accepted how things were, thought that Link was too handsome. Daurina was to be the best man, and Ruto, the matron of honor. Everything was set and ready to go, and there couldn't have been a more perfect day for a wedding.
The wedding was about to start. Everyone took their seats and looked toward the altar. Link and Malon were standing there, facing each other, and behind them was Raru, with a smile on his face. The ceremony was beautiful. The music was wonderful. Everyone had a look of excitement in their eyes. Finally, Raru announced that Link may kiss the bride. Everyone cheered as Link and Malon kissed. Talon cried tears of joy; Daurina slapped his 'brother' on the back and said, "Way to go!"; Ruto smiled at Link and laughed, as she remembered how she porposed to him when she was just a child; and everyone started talking at once, as Crazy Joe, the windmill guy played his music increasingly louder so it wouldn't be drowned out by the people talking. No one could have been happier than Link and Malon at that moment. And everyone else was happy for them.
~*~*~
They were married at sunset, and afterward started the party. It reminded everyone of the party that was held after Ganondorf was defeated. Talon DJ'd, Ingo bartended, Nabooru did her table dance (she was hired, along with 50 other Gerudos) and everyone danced! Zelda, who had had enough of dancing for a time, went over to sit down. Oddly enough, she sat down right by the flowerpot she puked in at the previous party. She had a glass of wine in her hand, but she wasn't about to get plastered like she had before. Bob, the Happy Mask Shop guy, saw Zelda sitting by the flowerpot and went to check if she was puking again. "You OK?" Bob asked. "Sure, why?" asked Zelda. "Oh," said Bob, "I was just wondering, cause last time you sat there, you were sort of, well, um, intoxicated." "Oh, right," laughed Zelda. "I've vowed never to do that again." "That's good," said Bob. "It looks like it's the happy couple's turn to make jackasses of themselves." He motioned towards Link and Malon, who were both extremely tipsy, and were trying to dance, but running into everyone. "Oh my!" laughed Zelda. "Wow, did I look like that?" "Hate to break it to you, but you were worse," said Bob. "Oh my God," said Zelda. "I think we'd better get up and go, it looks like someone will be in need of this flowerpot very shortly..." "You said it," said Bob. The two of them got up and ran towards the other side of the party with Ruto, the Cucco Lady, and the regular group of Zoras and Gerudos.
"There you are, Zelda!" said Ruto. "I haven't seen you the whole night!" Zelda hugged Ruto. "Yes," said Zelda, "I've been staying away from the alcoholic beverages." Ruto laughed, along with everybody else. "That was pretty funny," said the Cucco Lady, called Sandie. Sandie got up and put one arm around Ruto and the other arm around Zelda and said, "Let's all get extremely shit-faced, now won't that be fun?" she said, imitating Zelda. "Shut up," said Zelda, embarrassed. "Say, Zelda," said Sandie. "Who was that man you were with, and where did he go?" Zelda looked around. Bob wasn't with her. "Oh, that was just Bob," said Zelda. "A friend of mine from the Happy Mask Shop." "Ooh," said Ruto. "I bet he went to find Nabooru." "No," said Zelda. "He's over there," she pointed to a corner near Crazy Joe. Bob was standing all alone.
The Zoras started their stand-up-comedy act, and Zelda just sort of drifted away. She passed the flowerpot that was filled with regurgetated hors d'ourves, and headed over to the corner where Bob was. "Zelda!" said Bob. He put on a mask for her. "Oooh!" said Zelda, laughing. "I love it! It just makes me all happy inside!" Zelda smiled. Bob smiled back. "That's what these masks are for. To make people happy." Zelda did indeed feel all happy inside. "Crazy Joe, play us a tune," she said. "Really?" Crazy Joe said, smiling to show all two of his teeth. Zelda jumped up and grabbed Bob by the arms. Crazy Joe turned the little knob on his phonograph and a mysteriously strange tune came out. "May I have this dance?" Zelda asked of Bob. "Certainly," replied Bob, and he grabbed onto Zelda. Round an round they danced, Crazy Joe's music never stopped. At midnight when the poor flowers in the flowerpot had been regurgetated on several times, and the party was just starting to break up, Crazy Joe stopped his music. Zelda sat down on the bench next to Bob, out of breath. "You sure like to dance," said Bob. "You're a very good dancer," said Zelda. Crazy Joe looked spent, just from turing the little knob on his phonograph. "I'm going to bed," Joe mumbled, and drifted off, right then and there. "Old people are like that," said Bob, and he took off his coat and covered Crazy Joe with it. When it was time for Zelda to leave, Bob kissed her goodnight on the cheek. Zelda took this as a sigh of gentlemanly courtasy, and went off to thank her hostess for the most wonderful time she had at her wedding...
~*~*~
A/N:
Please r/r. Here's how it works: I don't post a new chapter until I get 5 good reviews. I hope you liked it!
My first attempt at a Zelda novel. I'm not sure how this will turn out, so please bear with me. As always, r/r, and enjoy!
Disclaimer:
I own the plot and the names of certain characters that were nameless in the game. Everything else belongs to Nintendo and the writers and creators of "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time."
Here goes!
~*~Smile If You Love Me~*~
~*~Chapter 1: The Wedding~*~
Link and Malon were getting married! It was going to be the most beautiful wedding ever. It was summer time, and it was the most beautiful summer's day. The sun was shining brightly, and a cool breeze wafted through the warm summer air. The wedding was taking place in the middle of Hyrule Field. The carpenters built an altar in the middle of the field for the ceremony, which Raru was to be saying. Malon looked beautiful with her long, white, summer gown that blew with the breeze. She had a crown of flowers in her thick auburn hair which flowed freely behind her. Link was dressed in a tailcoat and vest, and he looked absolutely stunning. Even Zelda, who finally accepted how things were, thought that Link was too handsome. Daurina was to be the best man, and Ruto, the matron of honor. Everything was set and ready to go, and there couldn't have been a more perfect day for a wedding.
The wedding was about to start. Everyone took their seats and looked toward the altar. Link and Malon were standing there, facing each other, and behind them was Raru, with a smile on his face. The ceremony was beautiful. The music was wonderful. Everyone had a look of excitement in their eyes. Finally, Raru announced that Link may kiss the bride. Everyone cheered as Link and Malon kissed. Talon cried tears of joy; Daurina slapped his 'brother' on the back and said, "Way to go!"; Ruto smiled at Link and laughed, as she remembered how she porposed to him when she was just a child; and everyone started talking at once, as Crazy Joe, the windmill guy played his music increasingly louder so it wouldn't be drowned out by the people talking. No one could have been happier than Link and Malon at that moment. And everyone else was happy for them.
~*~*~
They were married at sunset, and afterward started the party. It reminded everyone of the party that was held after Ganondorf was defeated. Talon DJ'd, Ingo bartended, Nabooru did her table dance (she was hired, along with 50 other Gerudos) and everyone danced! Zelda, who had had enough of dancing for a time, went over to sit down. Oddly enough, she sat down right by the flowerpot she puked in at the previous party. She had a glass of wine in her hand, but she wasn't about to get plastered like she had before. Bob, the Happy Mask Shop guy, saw Zelda sitting by the flowerpot and went to check if she was puking again. "You OK?" Bob asked. "Sure, why?" asked Zelda. "Oh," said Bob, "I was just wondering, cause last time you sat there, you were sort of, well, um, intoxicated." "Oh, right," laughed Zelda. "I've vowed never to do that again." "That's good," said Bob. "It looks like it's the happy couple's turn to make jackasses of themselves." He motioned towards Link and Malon, who were both extremely tipsy, and were trying to dance, but running into everyone. "Oh my!" laughed Zelda. "Wow, did I look like that?" "Hate to break it to you, but you were worse," said Bob. "Oh my God," said Zelda. "I think we'd better get up and go, it looks like someone will be in need of this flowerpot very shortly..." "You said it," said Bob. The two of them got up and ran towards the other side of the party with Ruto, the Cucco Lady, and the regular group of Zoras and Gerudos.
"There you are, Zelda!" said Ruto. "I haven't seen you the whole night!" Zelda hugged Ruto. "Yes," said Zelda, "I've been staying away from the alcoholic beverages." Ruto laughed, along with everybody else. "That was pretty funny," said the Cucco Lady, called Sandie. Sandie got up and put one arm around Ruto and the other arm around Zelda and said, "Let's all get extremely shit-faced, now won't that be fun?" she said, imitating Zelda. "Shut up," said Zelda, embarrassed. "Say, Zelda," said Sandie. "Who was that man you were with, and where did he go?" Zelda looked around. Bob wasn't with her. "Oh, that was just Bob," said Zelda. "A friend of mine from the Happy Mask Shop." "Ooh," said Ruto. "I bet he went to find Nabooru." "No," said Zelda. "He's over there," she pointed to a corner near Crazy Joe. Bob was standing all alone.
The Zoras started their stand-up-comedy act, and Zelda just sort of drifted away. She passed the flowerpot that was filled with regurgetated hors d'ourves, and headed over to the corner where Bob was. "Zelda!" said Bob. He put on a mask for her. "Oooh!" said Zelda, laughing. "I love it! It just makes me all happy inside!" Zelda smiled. Bob smiled back. "That's what these masks are for. To make people happy." Zelda did indeed feel all happy inside. "Crazy Joe, play us a tune," she said. "Really?" Crazy Joe said, smiling to show all two of his teeth. Zelda jumped up and grabbed Bob by the arms. Crazy Joe turned the little knob on his phonograph and a mysteriously strange tune came out. "May I have this dance?" Zelda asked of Bob. "Certainly," replied Bob, and he grabbed onto Zelda. Round an round they danced, Crazy Joe's music never stopped. At midnight when the poor flowers in the flowerpot had been regurgetated on several times, and the party was just starting to break up, Crazy Joe stopped his music. Zelda sat down on the bench next to Bob, out of breath. "You sure like to dance," said Bob. "You're a very good dancer," said Zelda. Crazy Joe looked spent, just from turing the little knob on his phonograph. "I'm going to bed," Joe mumbled, and drifted off, right then and there. "Old people are like that," said Bob, and he took off his coat and covered Crazy Joe with it. When it was time for Zelda to leave, Bob kissed her goodnight on the cheek. Zelda took this as a sigh of gentlemanly courtasy, and went off to thank her hostess for the most wonderful time she had at her wedding...
~*~*~
A/N:
Please r/r. Here's how it works: I don't post a new chapter until I get 5 good reviews. I hope you liked it!