sick as a dog

by felix caraway

this is a very funny fic

::herm is reading in the common room::

::felix bustes through door::

hermione:: well, hello

felix: hello

felix::here yeh here yeh Draco is a constapated

herm::sick,

felix::so where is harry

herm::dunno.

::book falls down stais::

herm::hmmmmm whose book is that?

Felix:: what the hell

it is yours

herm:: but i didn't leave it there

:puts her book away::

felix::peevs

::peevs pours bucket of spit on felix::

herm::yuck.......that's sick

felix::your gona die peevs::chases him out::

::her watches::

:: felix pulls out wand::

::felix stabs peevs with it::

felix::ready to die again

:peevs nokes felix out::

hern::c'mon…calm down!

:;peevs puts love poitun in felix butter beer::

herm::ACK!

::herm runs::

::felix look in miror::

::in love with self::

herm::uh oh.........

felix::your one hand some fellow

yes i know i am

no you are

no you are

herm::scary....

felix_caraway: ::takes pills and they clear out the poitun::