A/N: Did I mention how fun this is to write
A/N: Did I mention how fun this is to write? Of course you did. Twice in fact. Now get on with the bloody story! Hush
up, we're not supposed to be in the author's notes! For those who asked, Harry and Ginny will, of course, get together in
the end. Damned straight! But Harry's gotta suffer a bit more…things always seem to come too easy for him! HA! That's a
jolly good one!
Notice I changed the rating to PG-13. Notice the title of the chapter. ; )
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"So, the Slytherin Chasers are pretty easy to deal with, Ron can handle them with no problem," Fred was telling his two
brothers and Harry one evening in the common room. The first game of the season was up in exactly one week. Tensions
among the two houses were at an all time high.
"Right, and Malfoy does nothing but trail Harry instead of looking for the Snitch himself," Ron agreed, as they used Bertie
Bott's Every Flavor Beans to represent the game plan on the table.
"It looks like me and Fred are going to have the busiest job then, since it's pretty much a known fact the other Beaters will be
making a beeline for Ginny. That's our biggest problem. We'll almost have to dog her constantly," George groaned at the
thought of his little sister getting hit by a bludger.
Harry, however was only barely paying attention to the others, sending furtive glances at a set of chairs across the room. As it
had been for nearly a month, Harry's thoughts would rather concentrate on a certain red head than anything else, including
Quidditch, which was absolutely unheard of. Ginny was sitting with some of her other friends, laughing and pretty much ignoring
the fact that she had the rapt attention of a pair of pure green eyes.
That's right, old boy. Just pretend it didn't happen. She certainly seems to be doing a good job of it. Pretend it didn't happen?! How in hell am I to do that when I can still feel her in my arms? And when these blockheads hear about what happened, they'll string me up by my—
Stop it! You know perfectly well that no one was in the stairwell! Which, may I add, is why you are still alive and not strung up by your—
Stupid bloody useless staircase! Why hasn't anyone ever fixed it! Why do we need a trick step anyway? It causes
nothing but trouble, Neville gets caught in it once a day! This totally was not in our plans!
Calm down, then. Calm down! Calm down! I practically felt Ginny up in the middle of the stairs and you tell me to
calm down! It was an accident, you know that. I know it was an accident, but that doesn't mean she does. Hell, she's
probably over there telling her friends that dirty ol' Harry Potter—
She's doing nothing of the sort! She wouldn't do that anyway. Besides, she's apparently gotten over it, she hasn't looked over here all evening. Obviously because she's most likely scared I might finish where I left off!
Nonsense. You didn't even kiss her. I almost did! I was so close, my lips were almost touching hers. Oh why can't she have chronic bad breath!
Harry shifted uncomfortably in his chair and feigned an interest in what the twins and Ron were talking about.
It wouldn't have stopped you if she did. The only thing that worked was Peeves clanging about in the hallway. Thank God, he didn't see you or this would be around the school in two seconds.
This was all her fault, you know! Nothing would have happened at all if she hadn't called out to me and made me fall
into the trick step.
Don't you dare blame the fact that you can't concentrate on something as simple as walking up the bloody stairs on her! Well, if she just didn't have me tied up in knots all the time, I would've been able to avoid the bloody step in the first place! What the hell happened anyway?
If I remember correctly, you fell into the trick step, stumbled, she runs to help you, and you grabbed her and pulled her down on top of you!
It was instinct. Didn't really mean to do it. Be that as it may, you should have immediately realized where your hands were resting and removed them! But she felt so good laying on top of me like that. Like she was made to be there. And she didn't seem to mind where they were, I bet she didn't even notice them.

I'm sure she didn't, especially when that small gasp said that she noticed something else— You promised not to mention that ever again! Besides, that was a natural reaction to what was happening!

Oh yeah! It was a reaction alright! Which is why you practically threw her off you, wasn't it? Look, at least one of us has got to attempt to keep the old John Henry down there in control around her. Impossible. He has a mind of his own around her. Won't listen to anything we say.
Harry once again shifted on the chair and stole a glance over to where Ginny was. Green eyes met brown ones and furiously
turned away.

Oh, no. She was looking right at me! She could've just been looking at her brothers. There're over here as well, you

know and probably wondering what the devil's gotten into you since you haven't spoken a word to them in about five minutes!

And wouldn't they be just pleased to know the cause…they'd string me up by my—

Yes, they would.

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Ginny's mind was occupied by the same subject as Harry's. Well, almost.
Stop thinking about it, already! He seems to have done so. I can't! Dear God, how in the world can I stop thinking
about the fact that Harry Potter almost kissed me! Why did he do it? Why did he stop?
To answer the first question, your mother already had that talk with you. As for the second, maybe he came to his senses and realized that the stairwell in the middle of the entire school was not the place for—
Mum's talk didn't tell me anything! That conversation that I overheard in the twins' room one Christmas between
them and Bill and Charlie told me more than Mum ever did. Point taken.
"Hey, Ginny!" Ginny's attention snapped back to the conversation her two friends, Patricia and Amy were having. Trust these two chits to get your mind off of Harry.
"You are going to invite us over for Christmas, aren't you?" Patricia asked very hopefully.
"Christmas? Why?" Ginny asked curiously, wondering what she could be up to.
"Well," said Amy, "Your entire family's going to be there, aren't they? All of your brothers?"
Don't they ever think of anything else? "Yes, but—" Ginny started.
"Well…only Ron has a girlfriend right?" Patricia was practically dancing on the table.
"No, Percy's got Penny Clearwater."
"PERCY! Oh, no!" Amy moaned, throwing her quill down on top of her homework angrily.
"What's gotten into you?" Ginny demanded.
"Percy, is just so….God, he makes me itch to get under that control of his!" Amy clenched her fingers.
"Yeah, but Bill is so sexy with that earring and that hair!" Patricia told Amy.
"And Ron's just so….well…RON!" Amy fell back into her chair in despair.
"Eugh! They're my brothers!" Ginny was horrified. They're disgusting! I'm going to be sick.
"Oh, Ginny, please." As Amy and Patricia argued over the attributes of each Weasley male, Ginny let her attention roam
around the room, stopping on Harry, who was also looking directly at her.
Oh, God, he's looking over here. Calm down. He most likely is just interested in what these two silly girls are giggling over.
Ok, so he turned away. Please don't start blushing again. I thought we were going to work on that. Think he's just trying to pretend it didn't happen? Well, according to that book Hermione gave you, men do tend to do stuff like that when they are confused about women. Like the way he was acting the other week or two ago with the whole distant aloof thing. Trust Hermione to have a book all about making someone fall in love.
Yeah, she said it came in real handy with Ron. Silly prat would still be floundering around helplessly if she hadn't
stepped in. Think this will work on Harry? Well, so far it's been successful. He was following you around like some
love sick puppy, wasn't he? I guess so. I just thought that was more of him having to follow me around because George and Fred put him up to it. The Slytherins trying to sabotage the new Chaser and such.
Don't think so. He doesn't strike me as that big brother type. What do you think about what happened today, then? His hands were almost on my—
His hands were resting on your lower back. He grabbed you when he started to fall. They were on your lower back. Hmmf. I think they were a bit lower. Either way, he almost kissed me! That's gotta be some progress.
But then he threw you off of him. What was that about? I have no idea. Who can comprehend the mind of a man who wouldn't know love if it bit him on the—
Behave yourself. You're developing a mouth as bad as Ron's.
"Oi! Ginny! Come here!" Well this is just perfect. We'll get to see how Harry's going to react to this up close.
Ginny got up to see what her brothers wanted with her. "What is it?" Don't blush whatever you do. Just stay focused on the twins or Ron or anyone but Harry.
Hi, Harry! Remember how you almost kissed me earlier today on the stairs? Wanna go back and finish it? Stop that! Is that a wand in your pocket are you just happy to see me? Dear God, I don't believe you just thought that. I was just trying to break the ice.
"We've got a new game plan for the match. Gotta have an extra-long practice tomorrow evening." Fred gestured to the rough
diagram of Bertie Bott's Beans that they obviously were using as a mock-up of the teams and positions.
"Sure," she replied. It's absolutely amazing how both yours and Harry's faces are the same exact shade of red, isn't it? "That all? I was just going to bed." He's driving me crazy! Gotta get out of here now. Ginny wished them all a good night, and walked away.
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I bet her face was the same exact shade as yours. Did you see that look she gave me? What the hell did that mean?
I'd almost say she wanted you to kiss her. You're nuts!
"Hey, Harry!" Ron snapped his fingers impatiently under Harry's nose.
"Uh, sorry. What is it?" Harry blinked.
Ron gave him a piercing look. "Just wondering what was up between you and Ginny that's all." Both Fred and George
stopped and looked up at those words. "Couldn't help but notice you two looking at each other. And the fact that she told us
she was going to bed but left through the portrait hole."
Shit. This is just wonderful. "Nothing. Nothing's between us." Except the fact that I'm totally head-over-heels in love with her. "We're just friends," Harry swallowed nervously.
"Huh. That's not what Hermione told me," Ron said, still not convinced. "She said she thought you fancied her a bit."
How bad would Ron miss Hermione after I kill her? "Well, she's your sister, isn't she?" Harry gave Ron his best
do-you-think-I'm-nuts-to-like-your-sister grin.
"I know who she is." Ron shot back with his best don't-think-I-don't-know-what-you're-up-to scowl. "Answer my
question." Both George and Fred were now really listening to the conversation.
Ok, so you have two options. Tell them the truth and pray Ginny brings flowers to your grave or deny everything and just possibly hope to be invited to her wedding when she marries someone else.
"Well, she is a good Quidditch player. And she certainly had grown up a bit these past few years."
"She's too young for you, Harry," George said menacingly. Well, I had a nice life. I sure do wished I had kissed her just
once before I die.
"She's a year younger than me, George." Harry was really starting to get angry. "She's a big girl. She can take care of
herself."
"She's a baby." Ron said firmly. "Besides," he grinned, "Mum and Dad wouldn't let her date you."
"Your parents like me well enough. They might change their minds." Harry returned the grin. Bail out while you still have
the chance! Go! "I'm going to bed." Harry almost ran up the stairs before Ron or the twins could stop him.
The next time you get within twenty feet of Ginny, alone or not, you better kiss her senseless before her hot-headed
brothers kill you. Good idea. This was a productive day though, wasn't it? I faced her brothers and got away with it
and I almost kissed her.
Yes, well…let's not get to confidant. We still have to figure out what she thinks about you.