(The story
takes place in Dr Tiki King's office in the Under World.)
"Okay I'm going to
start off the lesson by telling everyone that they are beautiful." Dr Tiki
King sits down in his chair as he takes out a clip board.
"Okay this guy
needs some serious help." Nappa said leaning over toward Raditz whom sat
next to him. He nods in agreement. The both look the same as they did when they
first arrived on earth.
Dr. Tiki King hears
Nappa's remark and says softly, "Nappa is there something you would like
to say to the class?"
Nappa stands up with a
forced ear-to-ear smile. "Yeah I just wanted to say that this class,"
he notices two guards in the corner with their weapons ready. "that this
class is...gre...at." He sits back down abrutly and crosses his arms.
"Good going."
whispered Raditz as he elbows him in the side.
"Well, I think that
was a nice thing of Nappa to say. Doesn't everyone else?" Everyone nods
slightly. "Okay then everyone... the next thing I would like to do is call
roll." He looks at his list. "Let's start with Burter."
"What!" He
snaps.
"Just say here
please."
"Whatever."
Dr. Tiki King checks off
his name. "Captain Ginyu?" There was no response. "Ginyu?"
"Um...he's still a
frog. The coward won't kill himself." replied Guldo.
"Okay Guldo thanks.
I see you're here." He checks him off. "Jiece?"
"Here man."
"Frieza?" Yet
again there wasn't a response. "Frieza?"
King Cold looks over at
his son whom just sits there beside him motionless. Droll pores from his mouth
as he stares off into space. "You'd have you pardon my sons crudness. It
seems he's not all together here today."
"Oh." Dr. Tiki
King sighs. "King Cold you're here too. Nappa's here."
"Hey!" yelled
Nappa.
"Yes?"
"You didn't ask me
if I was here."
"But I already knew
you were here."
"I DON'T CARE JUST
CALL MY NAME!!" he screamed.
"Okay...Nappa?"
"Here."
"Raditz?"
"Present."
"Recoome?"
Recoome raises his hand. "Yes?"
"I've got to go to
the bathroom." He says holding himself.
"Okay make it
fast." Recoome leaves and Dr. Tiki King continues. "Saibaimens'
1,2,3,4,5, and 6"
"AAHHHH! SHU TATA!
LA AHHHHHH!"
"Dodoria?"
"Yeah I'm here, but
weren't you suppose to call me earier in the list." he comments.
"Oh yes, I'm sorry.
It won't happen again. Zarbon?"
"Yeah I'm here old
man."
"Okay then...I
guess that's everyone." He looks around the room. "Now was there
anyone I left out?"
I white scaly hand
raises in the air at the back of the room. In the other hand the creature held
7 crazied childred that resembled him in all ways except they were blue and
much smaller.
"Okay...What's
you're name?" Everyone turned around to look at the strange new comer.
"The name's
Cell." He stood up. "You may of heard of me." He smiled
slightly.
"Nope, sorry, never
heard of you." He commented. "So when did you check in?"
Cell looked at him
blankly then continued. "10 minuets ago."
"10 min huh. You
must be new."
"Yes indeed I am,
but you see my children have been here for 3 hours now."
"What are their
names?"
"Cell Jr." he
said proudly.
"Yes, and the
others'?"
"Cell Jr. All of
them are Cell Jr."
"I see. You may sit
down now Cell." Cell did so along with his children.
"So those kids
belong to him huh? They destroyed my flower garden you know. I'll have to deal
with the father later on." Hissed Nappa to Raditz.
"Well Cell, we're
glad you could make it!" Said Dr. Tiki King. He smiled.
"I'm not."
said Zarbon.
Cell gave him a dirty
look.
"Well class today
we will be talking about enemies."
Everyone groaned. "Come
on old man he talk about that every day." said Zarbon.
"No, no I believe
we talked about friends yesterday."
Nappa stood up.
"Yeah, but the conversation quickly changed to how dear friends can become
your worst enemy." A tear fell from his eye.
Raditz put his hand on
the Saiyan's shoulder. "Hey man, I know your pain."
"Thanks man, I know
I can count on you."
"Hug?"
"Yeah buddy."
The two gave each other a big hug.
"You see class,
that is the stuff we want to see in here. In the next 20 years everyone in this
class will be hugging each other." Said Dr. Tiki King proudly.
"It's
sickening." Said Jiece.
"Well Jeice...I
think you need a hug." Dr. Tiki King opened his arms.
"YOU TOUCH ME OLD
MAN AND I SWEAR I"LL KILL YOU AGAIN!!!" screamed Jeice as he jumped
up in his chair.
"Poor Jeice. You
have so much anger bottled up inside of you. That's why everyone is here today.
To learn how to let go of that anger and be happy." he smiled.
"We're here ever
day!!" shouted Jeice. Burter elbowed him to shut up while he was ahead.
"Yes you are. Now
let us talk about enemies. I'll call on you and you'll tell me who you hate and
why. Okay...let's start with Zarbon.
"Yeah?" Zarbon
stopped combing his long green hair and looked up at him.
"Who's your
enemy?"
He stood up.
"Vegeta!" Nappa nodded in agreement.
"Okay..now
why?"
"BECAUSE HE'S A LOW
LIFE PRIDEFUL PIECE OF GARBAGE WITH A POOR SENSE OF STYLE! HE SHOULD BE SITTING
DOWN HERE WITH THE REST OF US!! HE'S A..."
"Okay let me stop
you there. Tell me Zarbon. You hate him because of what? What did he do to
you?"
"HE KILLED ME YOU
IDIOT!!!!" he screamed.
"Yes but we must
look past that."
"Past WHAT?! The
fact that he killed me?!"
"I'm with
Zarbon." Stated Nappa.
"Why is that."
asked Dr. Tiki King.
"Because he killed
me too."
"Uh huh, okay now
who else here was killed by Vegeta?" Half the room raised their hands.
"Okay." He looked around the room to find someone with their hand not
raised. "Frieza...what about you?"
Frieza snapped out of
his glaze for the first time in 3 years. The fact that you ,the most powerful
being in the world, was snuffed up by a mere boy...had it's toll on the mind.
He then turned to his father whom just shrugged. "Well uh."
"We don't know."
Said King Cold.
"What do you
mean?"
"Well we didn't
really get his name." Said Frieza. Everyone began to laugh. "Shut up
fools!" Everyone silenced.
"Well, we can fix
that." Dr. Tiki King hooked up a mechine and started to show slids of the
Z fighters. Once Future Trunks' picture came up Frieza stood up and pointed at
it.
"That's him!"
He yelled.
"Oh please."
Frieza turned around to face Cell. "You mean to tell me you were killed by
Trunks." He began to laugh.
"Oh yeah. And who
killed you...krillin?" He crossed his arms.
Cell stood up.
"Nope...a greater warrior."
"Goku?" Raditz
asked.
"Nope. Someone much
greater." This caught everyone's attention. They all turned around in
their seats to look at Cell.
"Then who?"
Asked Frieza.
He smiled. "The Great
Gohan!" He said with honor.
A burst of laugher
erupted in the class room. Frieza fell to the ground laughing. Cell glared at
them.
"Okay class!"
shouted Dr. Tiki King. "That will be all for today. I want you to all be
here at 8 o'clock sharp tomorrow for part II of enemies." Everyone ran out
of the room. Only Cell remained.
Noticing him standing
there he asked, "Can I help you with something?"
Cell began to walk
toward him. His children followed behind. Dr. Tiki King backed away till be
bumped into his desk. Cell smirked then he came to a helt two feet in front of
the worried doctor. He pulled from behind his back an apple and gave it to him.
"I take it I'm going to be here for a while." he said. The doctor
took it.
"Thank you
Cell." He smiled.
Cell winched, then he
turned around and left. His children knocked over the chairs as they passed.
Once the door had closed Dr. Tiki King sat down to enjoy his apple.
(the end)
