Okay people! This is absolute nonsense! I have *no* idea where it came from.... oh, yes I do... the lint trap in my dryer........ Okay! This points to fik is what happens when my mother makes me do laundry!
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Title: Kaleidoscope
Type: One Shot
Genre: um...... spoof? Silly?
Pairing: None really, might be slight 1+2, depends how you look at it.........
Warnings: This is nonsense, as I said above! No sleep, lots of cappichino milkshakes, and a slave-driver mother caused this!
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Drssing quickly after exiting the bathroom form his morning shower, Duo moved to his dresser and opened the top drawer. Rumaging for a moment, he let out a soft curse, and turned to Heero, who was diligently typing away, "Hey Heero, have you seen my socks?"
Glancing at the barefooted braided pilot, Heero shrugged and resumed typing.
Duo let out an exasperated sound and turned back to the dresser. Re-opening the drawer, he removed it and dumped the contents on the floor. Settling on his rump beside the pile, he sorted through the colourful jumble.
"Hmmm.......striped ones here......" Duo mumbled, setting aside 5 striped pairs of socks; one with red, blue, and white; one with black, green, purple, and white; one with orange, yellow, blue and white; and two pairs with multi-shaded stripes of blue and green.
'Solid colours next....." was muttered as he set each pair of bright, eye-blinding red, blue, green, orange, and yellow socks.
"Lastly, patterns....." he declared, gathering up a gray pair with puppies; a white pair with flames; a blue pair with moons; a purple pair with stars; a black pair with happy faces; and another gray pair with little houses.
"Ah ha! They're not here!" turning back to Heero, Duo asked again, "Heero, are you *sure* you haven't seen my black socks with the little blue pigs with wings?"
"Hn," was all he got in return.
"You know what? I'll bet Winner took them... he's always had eyes for them. Well, we'll se how long that lasts, they're mine!" and with that, Duo bounded out the door, his braid snapping behind him.
Turning from the desk, and removing his feet from beneath it, Heero glanced down. Wiggling his toes, he watched the little piggies plastered to them flex their wings in mock flight. Rising, he stuffed his feet into his worn-out sneakers, glancing at the brightly cloured pile on the floor as he exited the room to watch the drama unfolding below.
~Fin~
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Additional Note: all of the aforementioned pairs of socks are real, and proudly displayed in my sock drawer, wiggles toes see the piggies?
So~o, what did everyone think? dodges flaming objects oh look! Flames! Was that too *very* predictable?
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Title: Kaleidoscope
Type: One Shot
Genre: um...... spoof? Silly?
Pairing: None really, might be slight 1+2, depends how you look at it.........
Warnings: This is nonsense, as I said above! No sleep, lots of cappichino milkshakes, and a slave-driver mother caused this!
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Drssing quickly after exiting the bathroom form his morning shower, Duo moved to his dresser and opened the top drawer. Rumaging for a moment, he let out a soft curse, and turned to Heero, who was diligently typing away, "Hey Heero, have you seen my socks?"
Glancing at the barefooted braided pilot, Heero shrugged and resumed typing.
Duo let out an exasperated sound and turned back to the dresser. Re-opening the drawer, he removed it and dumped the contents on the floor. Settling on his rump beside the pile, he sorted through the colourful jumble.
"Hmmm.......striped ones here......" Duo mumbled, setting aside 5 striped pairs of socks; one with red, blue, and white; one with black, green, purple, and white; one with orange, yellow, blue and white; and two pairs with multi-shaded stripes of blue and green.
'Solid colours next....." was muttered as he set each pair of bright, eye-blinding red, blue, green, orange, and yellow socks.
"Lastly, patterns....." he declared, gathering up a gray pair with puppies; a white pair with flames; a blue pair with moons; a purple pair with stars; a black pair with happy faces; and another gray pair with little houses.
"Ah ha! They're not here!" turning back to Heero, Duo asked again, "Heero, are you *sure* you haven't seen my black socks with the little blue pigs with wings?"
"Hn," was all he got in return.
"You know what? I'll bet Winner took them... he's always had eyes for them. Well, we'll se how long that lasts, they're mine!" and with that, Duo bounded out the door, his braid snapping behind him.
Turning from the desk, and removing his feet from beneath it, Heero glanced down. Wiggling his toes, he watched the little piggies plastered to them flex their wings in mock flight. Rising, he stuffed his feet into his worn-out sneakers, glancing at the brightly cloured pile on the floor as he exited the room to watch the drama unfolding below.
~Fin~
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Additional Note: all of the aforementioned pairs of socks are real, and proudly displayed in my sock drawer, wiggles toes see the piggies?
So~o, what did everyone think? dodges flaming objects oh look! Flames! Was that too *very* predictable?