Insanity

Okay, I was totally BORED when I wrote this. I had a Disney movie marathon and then a Ronin Warriors marathon in the same night, and my wacky mind came up with this. Even though it dont seem like it, I really do love Kale. This isn't a crossover just a parody :-)

Disclaimers: Ronin Warriors belong to their respective owners, Aliddan belongs to it's respective owners. The insanity belongs to me.

Ryo: Whay are we here again?

Rowen *sweatdrops*: Because we are going to be in a play.

Ryo *rolls eyes*: Okaaaay.

Voice over loudspeaker: Since everyone's here, you can draw names out of this baseball hat. *a hat appears with folded papers in it* You can draw names for the parts, Ryo since your the leader you can go first.

*Ryo takes out a paper and reads*: I'm Aliddan...SWEET!

*Rowen pulls out another piece of paper and reads* I am...the Genie, cool at least I get a cool part.

*Kento takes his paper out off the hat*: I'm Abu, awww man I don't want to be a stinkin' monkey.

*Cye gulps and takes his paper out of the hat*: I'm the carpet, that might not be so bad, I get to fly and stuff.

*Sage quickly takes his paper out and reads it*: I am.... *grins* the Sulten.

Kento: Great there goes his ego again.

VoL: Okay Warlords it's your turns.

*Kale decides to go first and get his fate over with*: I'm IAGO??!! I'M A LACKEY?! I WANT A RECOUNT!!!!

*Sekhmet snickers as he takes his piece of paper out of the hat*: Sweetness, I am the snake-dude Jarfar.

Kale: No fair I don't wanna be Sekhmet's lackey, I definately want a recount.

VoL: Kale you are NOT getting a recount, besides you name isn't George W. Bush.

*Warlords snicker as Sekhmet looks at Anubis and asks*: Who is George W. Bush?

Dais: I am the thief at the beginning? Can I at least have a name?

VoL: Sorry Dais I don't remember the thief's name. 'Nubie it's your turn...

*Anubis peeks in the hat and sees one name left...*: Please don't let me be the princess....

Ryo: PLEASE don't let Anubis be the princess...

*Anubis reading his paper*: I'm the storyteller.... WAHOOOOO I'm NOT the princess!!

VoL: Mia, Kayura, Yuli, Whiteblaze, your turns *another hat appears with four papers in it*

Kayura: I'll just get this over with *gets her paper and reads, then grins* Well, well, well, looks like I'M the princess.

*Mia gives Kayura dirty looks* Bitch *reads her paper* I'm the voice of the Cave of Wonders?! That is a bunch of bullshi...

Yuli: Mia your not supposed to say bad words.

Mia: Your right Yuli, now get your piece of paper and read it.

Yuli: I'm the camel that Anubis rides.... *cries* WHAT IF HE SLIPS, I COULD DIE!!!!

Everyone execpt Mia: We could only hope.

*Ryo pulls out a paper for Whiteblaze*: Whiteblaze, you are Rajura.

*Whiteblaze purrs*

Kale: I refuse to be in this play unless there is a recount

Mia: I agree.

Kento: I don't want to be a monkey

Ryo: I don't mind my part...

Yuli: I don't wanna be in this play nomore. *leaves*

Kale: You know what... that's the first smart thing that kid has done in his life. *follows Yuli*

*Mia, Kento, Dais and Cye also leave*

VoL: NOOOOO you guys are my only actors, you can't walk out on me!!!!

Anubis: I really wanted to squish the little brat, oh well, maybe Whiteblaze will wise up and eat the kid. *also leaves*

*everyone but Ryo leaves*

Ryo: Hey, Cye and Sekhmet are making dinner, why don't you join us, after all you did offer us our first acting gig.

VoL: The others won't mind?

Ryo: No they'll cool off once they eat.

VoL: Ok, sure I'll go.

*Ryo and VoL leave to get some grub.*



Author's Note: Please don't take the presidential jokes too seriously, it's just that I could picture Kale saying 'I want a recount.'