Disclaimers: Ronin Warriors do NOT belong to me (though I sometimes wish the
warlords did.) Even though Kale gets teased in this fic, I really do love him...honest...he's
my favorite, I just find teasing him fun.
*Anubis hops out on a stage wearing a coconut bra and bright green fin*
Anubis: How was I talked into this again?
Silver§Dragoness: Because I'm paying you.
*Sekhmet comes out wearing a very poorly sewed prince's outfit.*
*Anubis snickers at the sight of Sekhmet*
Sekhmet: Before you laugh, 'Nubie have YOU looked in a mirror lately?
*Anubis shuts up very quickly*
SD: Kale get your ass out here NOW!!!
*Kale from off stage* Do I have to?
SD: Yes Kale, unless you wanna end up like Mia and Yuli in RoninSenshi Destinies.
*Silver§Dragoness makes Callisto appear with sword in hand, along with her insane
smile*
*Kale runs out from backstage wearing an orange beak on his nose, a white costume, and
a few white tail feathers on his butt*
SD: Cye, Ryo, Mia, come on out!
*Cye comes out wearing a yellow and blue striped suit, and his hair is dyed blue, Ryo
comes out looking like a crab, and Mia is wearing a black octopus costume and her skin is
painted light purple*
SD: OK, Kayura, Rowen, Yuli, Kento, Sage, Kayura, and Dais
*Rowen is dressed up as a chef, Kayura and Dais are dressed as eels, Yuli is dressed up as
a dog, Sage is wearing a white wig, along with a long white beard and is wearing a light
blue fin, and Kento is dressed as a noble with a white wig and pipe.*
SD: Ok Anubis, Sekhmet, time for your acting gig, take 1: The Kissing Scene
*Anubis and Sekhmet look at each other then jump 20 feet back from each other*
Sekhmet: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO I QUIT I
QUIT! I QUIT! I QUIT! I QUIT! I QUIT! I QUIT! I QUIT!!!!!
*Sekhmet runs off the stage and out of the building*
Anubis: For once I agree with snake boy
*Anubis runs out another way*
Yuli: These costumes are shit, I'm leaving. *rips off dog costume and leaves*
Kale: This costume makes me look fat! *rips off costume, but forgot that he didn't have
anything on underneath, and QUICKLY puts costume back on. THen he leaves the
building*
Cye: I like my costume, and my blue hair.
*Everyone except for Cye, rolls their eyes and leaves*
SD: Hmm CALLISTO!!!!!!
Callisto: Yes my Queen?
SD: GO find me a certain blue-haired warlord, I have a very good idea for my next fic
*evil laughter*
*Callisto leaves and Silver§Dragoness turns to talk to Cye*
SD: I also have a special part for you....
*Cye shallows a very large lump in his throat*
SD: Ok Cye, you get to be the prince and you can chose your princess.... *gets more ideas
flooding to her head on how to embarrass Kale.* Cye scratch that, I promise you'll have a
good part.
*Callisto comes in dragging a kicking and screaming Kale behind her*
SD: Okay Callisto, go get the others.
*Callisto nods and in 10 minutes all the others are back*
SD: BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this will be fun.
warlords did.) Even though Kale gets teased in this fic, I really do love him...honest...he's
my favorite, I just find teasing him fun.
*Anubis hops out on a stage wearing a coconut bra and bright green fin*
Anubis: How was I talked into this again?
Silver§Dragoness: Because I'm paying you.
*Sekhmet comes out wearing a very poorly sewed prince's outfit.*
*Anubis snickers at the sight of Sekhmet*
Sekhmet: Before you laugh, 'Nubie have YOU looked in a mirror lately?
*Anubis shuts up very quickly*
SD: Kale get your ass out here NOW!!!
*Kale from off stage* Do I have to?
SD: Yes Kale, unless you wanna end up like Mia and Yuli in RoninSenshi Destinies.
*Silver§Dragoness makes Callisto appear with sword in hand, along with her insane
smile*
*Kale runs out from backstage wearing an orange beak on his nose, a white costume, and
a few white tail feathers on his butt*
SD: Cye, Ryo, Mia, come on out!
*Cye comes out wearing a yellow and blue striped suit, and his hair is dyed blue, Ryo
comes out looking like a crab, and Mia is wearing a black octopus costume and her skin is
painted light purple*
SD: OK, Kayura, Rowen, Yuli, Kento, Sage, Kayura, and Dais
*Rowen is dressed up as a chef, Kayura and Dais are dressed as eels, Yuli is dressed up as
a dog, Sage is wearing a white wig, along with a long white beard and is wearing a light
blue fin, and Kento is dressed as a noble with a white wig and pipe.*
SD: Ok Anubis, Sekhmet, time for your acting gig, take 1: The Kissing Scene
*Anubis and Sekhmet look at each other then jump 20 feet back from each other*
Sekhmet: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO I QUIT I
QUIT! I QUIT! I QUIT! I QUIT! I QUIT! I QUIT! I QUIT!!!!!
*Sekhmet runs off the stage and out of the building*
Anubis: For once I agree with snake boy
*Anubis runs out another way*
Yuli: These costumes are shit, I'm leaving. *rips off dog costume and leaves*
Kale: This costume makes me look fat! *rips off costume, but forgot that he didn't have
anything on underneath, and QUICKLY puts costume back on. THen he leaves the
building*
Cye: I like my costume, and my blue hair.
*Everyone except for Cye, rolls their eyes and leaves*
SD: Hmm CALLISTO!!!!!!
Callisto: Yes my Queen?
SD: GO find me a certain blue-haired warlord, I have a very good idea for my next fic
*evil laughter*
*Callisto leaves and Silver§Dragoness turns to talk to Cye*
SD: I also have a special part for you....
*Cye shallows a very large lump in his throat*
SD: Ok Cye, you get to be the prince and you can chose your princess.... *gets more ideas
flooding to her head on how to embarrass Kale.* Cye scratch that, I promise you'll have a
good part.
*Callisto comes in dragging a kicking and screaming Kale behind her*
SD: Okay Callisto, go get the others.
*Callisto nods and in 10 minutes all the others are back*
SD: BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this will be fun.