KENSHIN AND HIKO'S ODE TO SAKE
By: Kenshin (or whatever)

Hiko: A drink made of rice. How can it taste so good?
Kenshin: (shrugs)
Hiko: (hits him) your supposed to know…….okay, just forget it.
Kenshin: No, I remember…………The coming of spring makes the sake taste good.
Hiko: Well (falls over anime-style) nevermind………We drink so much, but don't seem to get drunk.
Kenshin: Well, except for Tomoe.
Hiko: She did have way too much, so that makes sense.
Kenshin: (nods) Yeah, it was funny, though.
Hiko: okay continuing, we might kill people, but the sake doesn't have anything to do with it.
Kenshin: Exactly, so all you anti-sake peps out there be afraid because me and Hiko will pay you a visit.
Hiko: (pulls out his sword) okay let's drink some sake, then kill the anti-sake peps.
Kenshin: I was just kidding.
Hiko: Oh, we can still drink some sake though.
Kenshin: yeah.
Both: (go drink some sake, then get drunk)
(the next morning)
Hiko: well there's only one bad thing about sake….(passes out)
Kenshin: The damn hangovers……(passes out)