Disclaimer: Davis probably has never gotten this drunk. I don't own Digimon. I didn't put the bushes there.
~~~~~~Part 1: The Party~~~~~~
Davis looked around the room. He waved to the pink elephant in the bushes. "That's funny, Iori's house doesn't have any bushes." thought Davis. He turned his attention to the other Digidestined. They looked really mad. Davis wondered what he did. "Are you mad cause I brought the bushes into the house, 'cause I'm pretty sure I didn't."
Miyako spoke up. "What bushes you dimwit?"
Davis was confused. "Hey, you all look angry." He slipped on something and fell to the floor.
Takeru looked at him. "We should be, you punched Iori's cat."
"She looked at me funny!"
Takeru continued. "Davis, you screwed the punchbowl."
"Will you all stop calling me punchbowl?" Ken cried. Then he ran into the other room.
"Ken, um, we were talking about the actual punch bowl." Takeru started laughing.
"I beleive the punchbowl consented, thank you Takeru." Davis got up confident.
"Davis, how many beers have you had?" Iori looked at Davis, very worried.
"How many in one case?"
"I beleive it is 24."
"Then all of it."
Iori was mad. "Davis, get out of my house."
"I swear man, I didn't put the bushes there. I just peed on them. It was the fox man, yeah, that sneaky fox."
Miyako stood and slapped Davis. "What bushes!"
Davis started to walk out. "I should go. . ."
Everybody said in unison, "Good idea!"
~~~~~~Part 2: The Long Walk Home~~~~~~
Davis walked aimlessly for a long time down some road. Some weird mailboxes kept following him. It was creeping Davis out. The clown told him to take a right, but he knew that was the wrong way.
Suddenly, a spikey monster appeared. "Oh Hi Jun."
"Davis, go home. Mom and Dad are worried about you."
"They would have if I hadn't sent the to Puerto Rico last week."
"Davis, they have been home all week. You don't know what you are talking about."
"You know what? You sure do have a lot of molecules in your head, sir. May I count them? 1, 2, 3, 6, 7, 8, damn, I lost count."
"Crackhead."
Davis checked his watch as the spikey creature raised her hand and left. He checked his watch, it said it was late. He wandered around a while, finally finding a friendly lamppost that told him he was home. Davis opened the door and collapsed on his inflatable Ken doll. Then he passed out.
~~~~~~Part 1: The Party~~~~~~
Davis looked around the room. He waved to the pink elephant in the bushes. "That's funny, Iori's house doesn't have any bushes." thought Davis. He turned his attention to the other Digidestined. They looked really mad. Davis wondered what he did. "Are you mad cause I brought the bushes into the house, 'cause I'm pretty sure I didn't."
Miyako spoke up. "What bushes you dimwit?"
Davis was confused. "Hey, you all look angry." He slipped on something and fell to the floor.
Takeru looked at him. "We should be, you punched Iori's cat."
"She looked at me funny!"
Takeru continued. "Davis, you screwed the punchbowl."
"Will you all stop calling me punchbowl?" Ken cried. Then he ran into the other room.
"Ken, um, we were talking about the actual punch bowl." Takeru started laughing.
"I beleive the punchbowl consented, thank you Takeru." Davis got up confident.
"Davis, how many beers have you had?" Iori looked at Davis, very worried.
"How many in one case?"
"I beleive it is 24."
"Then all of it."
Iori was mad. "Davis, get out of my house."
"I swear man, I didn't put the bushes there. I just peed on them. It was the fox man, yeah, that sneaky fox."
Miyako stood and slapped Davis. "What bushes!"
Davis started to walk out. "I should go. . ."
Everybody said in unison, "Good idea!"
~~~~~~Part 2: The Long Walk Home~~~~~~
Davis walked aimlessly for a long time down some road. Some weird mailboxes kept following him. It was creeping Davis out. The clown told him to take a right, but he knew that was the wrong way.
Suddenly, a spikey monster appeared. "Oh Hi Jun."
"Davis, go home. Mom and Dad are worried about you."
"They would have if I hadn't sent the to Puerto Rico last week."
"Davis, they have been home all week. You don't know what you are talking about."
"You know what? You sure do have a lot of molecules in your head, sir. May I count them? 1, 2, 3, 6, 7, 8, damn, I lost count."
"Crackhead."
Davis checked his watch as the spikey creature raised her hand and left. He checked his watch, it said it was late. He wandered around a while, finally finding a friendly lamppost that told him he was home. Davis opened the door and collapsed on his inflatable Ken doll. Then he passed out.