"Young Hearts Unyielding."
-By Moonlyte Junko
Chapter Three: The forgotten potion."
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Shampoo couldn't belive this was happening, while she was happy chasing Ranma, duck boy was a different story.
Shampoo had an evil though just then, perhaps since he passed out he'd think that it had been just a dream!
Shampoo was true to Amazon law and all but there was a loophole for stupid boys, there just had to be.
"I'll ask Colgone!" she declared, and skipped off to find her wrinkly ancestor, with thoughts of ditching
Mousse AND getting back to her airen!!
A few minutes later a plan formed.
"Shampoo, I can't believe you let your guard down like that! Unbelievable!" Colgone declared. Shampoo hung her head in shame.
"Luckily, I have something that will have us forget all about the incident, you, me, and Mousse will take
this postion, not only forgetting about breaking the rules but forgetting completely.." Cologne
dugged through her robes and pulled out a bottle,"This is the" forgotten potion"! But you must
use it carefully, the side effects are very dangerous!" she instructed. Shampoo nodded.
A few minutes later Shampoo had dropped some of the powder in Mousse's open mouth, turning
around she did the same to Colgone who blinked,"Huh, what am I doing in here?" Colgone
said looking around,"Oh, hi granddaughter!" Colgone said with a grin. Shampoo smiled
as it had worked,"Now Shampoo turn." Shampoo poured the powder down her throat
choking slightly, and setting it down on the counter top. Blinking she looked down to see Mousse
sprawled on the floor for some reason,"Mousse so stupid! Get back work!" Shampoo shouted.
Mousse jumped up, banging his head slightly,"Huh, what happened?" he asked. Shampoo sneered.
"Shampoo say..get back woooork!" she shouted. Mousse nodded, and began to make some ramen.
Looking down he saw a bottle,"This must be seasoning?" he said half heartidly.
"Not that much left, hope the person who gets this doesn't mind the extra spice." he said and poured the whole bottle into the mix.
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Ryouga, accidentally walked out of "Ucchan's" that day.
He was getting hungry.
Looking to his left he noticed the Neko Haten, perhaps it wouldn't be bad to stop by there...
"Mousse, we have customer! Pig-boy!" Shampoo shouted. Ryouga cringed at the nickname.
Mousse nodded and walked up with a bowl of ramen smiling slightly at Shampoo.
Shampoo sneered and grabbed the bowl from him walking away in a huff. Mousse sighed unhappily,"Shampoo..
will I ever have my chance to beat you and win your heart?" Mousse said, not realizing that he had only minutes ago.
"Here." Shampoo said and smiled slightly,"Enjoy." she said and bounced off much to the other
boy's liking. Ryouga stared at his ramen to see lots of spice on it. Oh well, the stuff never bothered
him much anyway. He smiled and proceeded to stuff the ramen into his face.
The next moment later he woke up, peeling his face of the table. Where was he? Blinking he saw an empty
bowl and realized he was in a restruant. After looking through his whole backpack he managed to find
some yen and set it down. Stumbling out of the restruant he bumped into a girl with long hair.
A very beautiful brunette girl with a giant spatula.
"So this is where you've been jackass!" Ukyou shouted,"And eating from my competition no less!
Let'sgo!" she said and pulled him back towards "Ucchan's."
"Ryouga?" he asked. Looking down he noticed his hand in the girl's considerably smaller one.
She must be.....my girlfriend?
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"Now jackass, sit down!" Ukyou shouted, still fuming.
I must have upset her.. Ryouga figured.
So he leaned over, and kissed his "girlfriend."
Ukyou's eyes widened more than an anime eye could ever widen. Her blood
flowed, causing her to blush and her heart pounded. She stayed on for an unncessicary moment
before her brain kicked in telling her something was horribly..horribly..wrong.
"AGGGGGH! Get offa me you pervert!" Ukyou shouted and pushed Ryouga on his butt.
"You mean your not my girlfriend?" he asked confused.
"Where the heck didya get that idea!?" Ukyou spat. Ryouga blushed brightly.
"I know your stupid, but your not that stupid!!!" Ukyou shouted.
What happened to make Ryouga believe she was...his girlfriend?
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"Akane!" Ranma shouted for the fifth time. "Shut up Ranma!" Akane said, and felt herself tense to grab a mallet
that hadn't been used in so long,"I beleive in Ryouga! He's probably even forgotten all about it!" she shouted back.
She didn't seem to get the irony of what she just said.
"Are you kidding with that thick head, it probably take posioning to get him to forget! Oh wait, we can feed him
your cooking!"he shouted, and then gulped as he saw a face he had hoped was long forgotten.
A mallet came closer and closer until....
Ranma reeled on the ground in pain. "You jerk!" Akane said, but feeling guilty immediatly dropped
to her husband's side to see if she did any serious damage. Which was pretty unbelievable due to _his_
thick headedness.
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Nabiki Tendo happened to get a phone call that day. A distressed Ukyou was on the other line.
"I'm calling you even though I know your a thieving,malicous rat who enjoys feeding off.."
Nabiki interuppted her,"Oh stop with the flattery." she said bitterly.
"Do you cover finding out why someone would act more like a jackass than usual?" Ukyou whimpered.
"Lemme, guess Ryouga." Nabiki said with a grin.
There was a very embarrassed noise on the other line.
"Yes.." Ukyou finally muttered.
"How much will you pay me."
Ukyou sighed,"How much is Ryouga worth?" she asked.
Nabiki laughed crazily,"I'm sorry but I don't work for free!" she said in between giggles.
"5,000 yen." Ukyou propossed.
"Hmmm..ok, deal. But any extra work and I get more money." Nabiki said.
Ukyou sighed a "yes."
"Ok, Kuno Nabiki is on her way!" Nabiki declared standing up.
"KUNO!?" was the surprised sqwuak on the other end of the line.
Click.
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Shampoo yawned after a hard day of work. Sitting down in the now quiet Neko Haten she watched Mousse
clean. He's always so faithful to me...and I never give him the time of day.. Shampoo wondered.
He looked up at her with a weak smile and went back to cleaning.
I feel like I did something I shouldn't have...
Many side effects come with this powder.
I...think Mousse is a pretty good guy..
But if you really like someone all ready, some stupid powder isn't going to do much.
Mousse.
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Ranma layed down in a pillow on top of Akane's lap as she finished wrapping the bandages around his head,
it seemed since Ranma had been so used to not being malleted his head had forgotten any defensive actions.
In other words his skull wasn't as thick as usual.
"Ranma, I'm so sorry." Akane blurted out.
"S'ok, Akane-kawaii.." Ranma was cut off as Akane gave him a little glomp.
He wondered if anyone else in Nerima was feelingas great as he did now.
Besides the splitting headache.
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