Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing, do not sue me. This is merely for entertainment, nothing else.
Warning: Mild-language, OOC, Relena going wacko (more wacko than she already is)
Rating: G
Note: Yea, yea. They're all in 5th grade. Blah blah. Yes, I torture Relena, blah blah. Yea, I'm askin' for a death wish by doin' so. `Specially if my friend who is a Relena fan, reads `dis.
(blah)= my little comments ^-^
Sleeping...Beauty?
by Sakura Maxwell
CHAPTER 2
Relena calmly walked to the cafetorium. *Oh, this is going to be just perfect.*
Dorothy ran up and joined Relena. "My, Miss.Relena, are you as excited as me?" she asked. Relena blinked, "You're auditioning? Dorothy?" asking in worry.
Dorothy laughed. "Oh no, not me. I just know that you will be picked. After all, you have that Heero Yuy in the palm of your hand. Why, you even have him playing hard to get."
Relena beamed proudly. "Thank you, Dorothy," she said as they walked in the cafe.
-Half an hour earlier-
"Are you sure this is gonna work, Duo?" Heero asked as he stuck yet another gum piece, chewed, on the dressing room floor.
Duo grinned as he stuck his own gum piece down and said, "Yea, Relena will be stuck to the floor." He got up, stretched, then walked over to the can of molasses sitting on the chair.
Heero finished his last piece of gum and stood by Duo. He looked over his shoulder and asked, "And just what are we gonna do with that?" Duo's grin turned into a full on cackle of laughter.
He held up the can of the sticky stuff and explained, "We set this on the stage. She walks on, trips, then slides on the molasses, hopefully breaking her butt in the process."
Heero glanced at it nervously. "What if she does hurt herself? We'll get in trouble." Duo stared at Heero.
"I thought you weren't the type to worry `bout `dat. ... You're sure you don't like her, right?"
Heero whacked Duo on the head. "Ow, damn. What was that--"
"I do not , now let's start putting the...molasses on the stage," he said as he carried the can to the stage.
Duo grinned. "That's the kind of attitude I like."
-Now-
"Relena, how do you suppose you win this...err...contest?" Dorothy asked mildly as she glanced over all girls lining up to audition.
Relena shrivled her nose. "Are you saying that you don't think I can win?" Dorothy rolled her eyes at her. "No, no, Relena. Just that there are quite a few girls here and--"
"Dorothy," Relena said evenly, "I will win, no matter how many other girls attend."
"Yes, Miss.Relena," Dorothy said, exasperated, as Relena put her name on the sheet.
-Duo and Heero setting up the traps-
"How do you suppose we make her trip?" Heero asked Duo, who was cackling like an idiot while pouring the molasses on the stage floor.
"Huh? Oh, bring that banana over there," Duo said, pointing to a yellow banana on the chair.
Heero picked it up and looked at oddly. "Whatever you say. You are the prankster."
Duo grabbed it and took off the peel. He dropped it by the right exit on the stage. "`Faf'll mafe her twiff," he explained, his mouth full of banana. Heero flinched.
"Jeez, Duo. You didn't have to stick it all in your mouth at once," he said. Duo grinned and swallowed the last of the banana. He threw the empty can, which was once full of molasses, by Heero's feet and attempted to stand.
"Ow, darn, my butt," he winced painfully as he tried to stand up again, first attempt a failure. "Ahh, oh no." Duo fell down on his ass, hard.
Heero flinched again. "Damn, that had to hurt."
Duo growled. "I can't get out... Stupid sticky stuff. Heero, help me," he said angrily. Heero nodded and went to the edge of the brown goo.
He stuck his hand out and grabbed Duo's. He pulled and pulled until Duo popped out. They tumbled to the wall. "Th--Thanks, man," Duo stumbled to his feet. Heero got up and shook his head.
"Is that all?' he asked wearily. Duo, who was in front of Heero, nodded violently, his braid slapping Heero in the face.
-Now-
"Wonder what kinda costume I have to wear," Relena said as she walked into the dressing room. Of course, being the richest girl in school, she was going first.
"Too bad Dorothy couldn't see me in all these beautiful dresses," she said to herself as she shut the door. She began walking towards the vanity when her foot stuck to the carpet.
She looked down. "Uh? My foot. Ehng, I can't get it off." She pulled harder. "Ohhhhh... Eeek!" So happens Relena pulled a tad too much and fell down, resulting in her whole body stuck to the floor by...
"GUM!! OH! OH! I'M STUUUUCKKKK!!"
(Heh, I love this.)
Relena, being how little her brain is(surprising she even has one), rolled on the ground. Which resulted in more gum and more screaming.
Pretty soon, the judges ran into the room. What greeted them was not very plesent.
Relena, on the floor, bawling and crying her eyes out. Gum in her hair, gum everywhere. They edged away slowly. "Oh... Uh, Miss.Relena? Ahem, wha... what happened?"
-Heero & Duo-
Duo muffled a giggle as he watched Relena practically get scraped off the carpet. Heero's lips twitched and he grinned.
"Oh ho! What'd I tell ya!" Duo cried out between breaths. Heero managed to chuckle a bit.
"Yea, she does look like a freak," he murmured.
Duo rubbed his eyes and blinked at Heero. "Wha?" Heero was drawn back.
The position Duo was in made him look like a girl. A single thought went through his mind. *Ew, what if the people thought Duo was a girl...* His lean arms and skinny body. Heero gulped.
Then he burst out laughing.
Duo stared at him wild-eyed. "Wha.. What's so funny?" he asked, bewildered. Heero rolled on the floor, laughing his heart out.
Duo started edging away from Heero like he was some kind of poisoness snake. Heero saw Duo staring at him and stopped.
"Sorry, Duo," Heero said as he gasped for breath. "It's just... Ya looked like a girl and... If they..." He burst out laughing again.
Duo caught it and pouted. "Oh, Yuy. Do not go there," he said, peeved.
Heero poked Duo and grabbed his braid in his hand. Then he yanked really hard.
"YOOOOOOUUUUUCCCHHHHHH!!!!" Duo cried out and snatched his braid back. He clutched it protectively by his chest and stuck out his tongue at Heero.
Heero laughed.
-Relena-
Ok, now that Relena was practically scraped off the carpet and all dressed, she was now walking towards the stage.
*Ugh, who could do such a thing to me??? I'm Relena Darlian!!*
She stood about five feet away from the stage, not knowing her end by the banana,(hee hee). Then the audition dude said, "Ok, Miss. Darlian, please come on the stage now."
Relena yelled, "Ok!" and proceeded to the stage, not noticing her doom being caused by a banana. Then...
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Relena slipped on the banana peel, slipped, and fell on molasses. Shwas now in the center of the stage, covered in molasses.
Up upon the catwalk, Heero and Duo watched, covering their mouths to keep from laughing aloud. Then Duo looked at Heero, his eyes filled with laughter.
Heero nodded. Duo grinned evilly and took out his switchknife. He reached for the rope that held the feathers and began to saw at it.
When he was just holding onto the bag, he sliced it open and dropped it.
"Bombs away," whispered Heero, ready to cackle like an idiot.
Relena tried to stand up, but her attemp failed and she fell again. "Oh! HELP ME!" she bawled out. Then she looked up. "Oh God, no."
"AGH!!!"
The feathers came down hard and soon everything cleared... Revealing...
"RELENA THE CHICKEN!" pronounced Duo. Heero rolled over, silently laughing his head off. Duo grabbed his camera and looked in the lense. Then, the worse thing he coulda done.
CLICK! FLASH!
Duo softly cackled evilly as he put the camera back in his pocket. Then he heard Relena's horrid voice.
"I GIVE UP!" shrieked Relena. "I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THIS SHITTY PLAY ANYMORE!!!! YA HEAR ME!!!"
The audition dudes glanced at each other, then bolted for the door, not caring to stay in the same room with a more insane Relena.
"AAARRRGHHH!!!!!!! YOU'VE WON THIS BATTLE, HEERO!!! BUT YOU HAVEN'T WON THE WAR!!!!"
At this point, Duo and Heero looked at each other and blinked.
"I think she went insane," Duo commented.
"She was insane a loooonnngggg time ago," Heero said in return.
They both nodded and scrambled outta there, not wanting to stay and turn into shreds, because Relena was already ripping the curtains.
-Dorothy-
Dorothy calmly walked back towards the cafetorium.
*Miss. Relena probably got the part by bribing. I kinda actually pity Heero.*
"Wha?"
She stopped in confusion as Duo and Heero sped past.
"Hey? What's wrong?" she asked, bewildered.
"It's Relena!!! She's gone mento-bento!!" screamed Duo.
Dorothy raised her brow. "She always was "mento-bento"," she said.
"Yea, but she's really gone now!!!" yelled Heero. "She's ripping the cutains, look for yourself!!!"
Dorothy sweatdropped and walked in the cafetorium. She blinked at what she saw, then shut the door really quickly.
For Relena was in there, a molasses chicken Sleeping Beauty, ripping the curtains, throwing chairs around, and doing who knows what.
"I think that the play will have to be canceled."
OWARI!!!!
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Yea, yea. I know it was just totally "mento-bento" and freaky and really sucked. But it was me first GW humor ficcie, don't expect a lot. Nya! =P
Warning: Mild-language, OOC, Relena going wacko (more wacko than she already is)
Rating: G
Note: Yea, yea. They're all in 5th grade. Blah blah. Yes, I torture Relena, blah blah. Yea, I'm askin' for a death wish by doin' so. `Specially if my friend who is a Relena fan, reads `dis.
(blah)= my little comments ^-^
Sleeping...Beauty?
by Sakura Maxwell
CHAPTER 2
Relena calmly walked to the cafetorium. *Oh, this is going to be just perfect.*
Dorothy ran up and joined Relena. "My, Miss.Relena, are you as excited as me?" she asked. Relena blinked, "You're auditioning? Dorothy?" asking in worry.
Dorothy laughed. "Oh no, not me. I just know that you will be picked. After all, you have that Heero Yuy in the palm of your hand. Why, you even have him playing hard to get."
Relena beamed proudly. "Thank you, Dorothy," she said as they walked in the cafe.
-Half an hour earlier-
"Are you sure this is gonna work, Duo?" Heero asked as he stuck yet another gum piece, chewed, on the dressing room floor.
Duo grinned as he stuck his own gum piece down and said, "Yea, Relena will be stuck to the floor." He got up, stretched, then walked over to the can of molasses sitting on the chair.
Heero finished his last piece of gum and stood by Duo. He looked over his shoulder and asked, "And just what are we gonna do with that?" Duo's grin turned into a full on cackle of laughter.
He held up the can of the sticky stuff and explained, "We set this on the stage. She walks on, trips, then slides on the molasses, hopefully breaking her butt in the process."
Heero glanced at it nervously. "What if she does hurt herself? We'll get in trouble." Duo stared at Heero.
"I thought you weren't the type to worry `bout `dat. ... You're sure you don't like her, right?"
Heero whacked Duo on the head. "Ow, damn. What was that--"
"I do not , now let's start putting the...molasses on the stage," he said as he carried the can to the stage.
Duo grinned. "That's the kind of attitude I like."
-Now-
"Relena, how do you suppose you win this...err...contest?" Dorothy asked mildly as she glanced over all girls lining up to audition.
Relena shrivled her nose. "Are you saying that you don't think I can win?" Dorothy rolled her eyes at her. "No, no, Relena. Just that there are quite a few girls here and--"
"Dorothy," Relena said evenly, "I will win, no matter how many other girls attend."
"Yes, Miss.Relena," Dorothy said, exasperated, as Relena put her name on the sheet.
-Duo and Heero setting up the traps-
"How do you suppose we make her trip?" Heero asked Duo, who was cackling like an idiot while pouring the molasses on the stage floor.
"Huh? Oh, bring that banana over there," Duo said, pointing to a yellow banana on the chair.
Heero picked it up and looked at oddly. "Whatever you say. You are the prankster."
Duo grabbed it and took off the peel. He dropped it by the right exit on the stage. "`Faf'll mafe her twiff," he explained, his mouth full of banana. Heero flinched.
"Jeez, Duo. You didn't have to stick it all in your mouth at once," he said. Duo grinned and swallowed the last of the banana. He threw the empty can, which was once full of molasses, by Heero's feet and attempted to stand.
"Ow, darn, my butt," he winced painfully as he tried to stand up again, first attempt a failure. "Ahh, oh no." Duo fell down on his ass, hard.
Heero flinched again. "Damn, that had to hurt."
Duo growled. "I can't get out... Stupid sticky stuff. Heero, help me," he said angrily. Heero nodded and went to the edge of the brown goo.
He stuck his hand out and grabbed Duo's. He pulled and pulled until Duo popped out. They tumbled to the wall. "Th--Thanks, man," Duo stumbled to his feet. Heero got up and shook his head.
"Is that all?' he asked wearily. Duo, who was in front of Heero, nodded violently, his braid slapping Heero in the face.
-Now-
"Wonder what kinda costume I have to wear," Relena said as she walked into the dressing room. Of course, being the richest girl in school, she was going first.
"Too bad Dorothy couldn't see me in all these beautiful dresses," she said to herself as she shut the door. She began walking towards the vanity when her foot stuck to the carpet.
She looked down. "Uh? My foot. Ehng, I can't get it off." She pulled harder. "Ohhhhh... Eeek!" So happens Relena pulled a tad too much and fell down, resulting in her whole body stuck to the floor by...
"GUM!! OH! OH! I'M STUUUUCKKKK!!"
(Heh, I love this.)
Relena, being how little her brain is(surprising she even has one), rolled on the ground. Which resulted in more gum and more screaming.
Pretty soon, the judges ran into the room. What greeted them was not very plesent.
Relena, on the floor, bawling and crying her eyes out. Gum in her hair, gum everywhere. They edged away slowly. "Oh... Uh, Miss.Relena? Ahem, wha... what happened?"
-Heero & Duo-
Duo muffled a giggle as he watched Relena practically get scraped off the carpet. Heero's lips twitched and he grinned.
"Oh ho! What'd I tell ya!" Duo cried out between breaths. Heero managed to chuckle a bit.
"Yea, she does look like a freak," he murmured.
Duo rubbed his eyes and blinked at Heero. "Wha?" Heero was drawn back.
The position Duo was in made him look like a girl. A single thought went through his mind. *Ew, what if the people thought Duo was a girl...* His lean arms and skinny body. Heero gulped.
Then he burst out laughing.
Duo stared at him wild-eyed. "Wha.. What's so funny?" he asked, bewildered. Heero rolled on the floor, laughing his heart out.
Duo started edging away from Heero like he was some kind of poisoness snake. Heero saw Duo staring at him and stopped.
"Sorry, Duo," Heero said as he gasped for breath. "It's just... Ya looked like a girl and... If they..." He burst out laughing again.
Duo caught it and pouted. "Oh, Yuy. Do not go there," he said, peeved.
Heero poked Duo and grabbed his braid in his hand. Then he yanked really hard.
"YOOOOOOUUUUUCCCHHHHHH!!!!" Duo cried out and snatched his braid back. He clutched it protectively by his chest and stuck out his tongue at Heero.
Heero laughed.
-Relena-
Ok, now that Relena was practically scraped off the carpet and all dressed, she was now walking towards the stage.
*Ugh, who could do such a thing to me??? I'm Relena Darlian!!*
She stood about five feet away from the stage, not knowing her end by the banana,(hee hee). Then the audition dude said, "Ok, Miss. Darlian, please come on the stage now."
Relena yelled, "Ok!" and proceeded to the stage, not noticing her doom being caused by a banana. Then...
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Relena slipped on the banana peel, slipped, and fell on molasses. Shwas now in the center of the stage, covered in molasses.
Up upon the catwalk, Heero and Duo watched, covering their mouths to keep from laughing aloud. Then Duo looked at Heero, his eyes filled with laughter.
Heero nodded. Duo grinned evilly and took out his switchknife. He reached for the rope that held the feathers and began to saw at it.
When he was just holding onto the bag, he sliced it open and dropped it.
"Bombs away," whispered Heero, ready to cackle like an idiot.
Relena tried to stand up, but her attemp failed and she fell again. "Oh! HELP ME!" she bawled out. Then she looked up. "Oh God, no."
"AGH!!!"
The feathers came down hard and soon everything cleared... Revealing...
"RELENA THE CHICKEN!" pronounced Duo. Heero rolled over, silently laughing his head off. Duo grabbed his camera and looked in the lense. Then, the worse thing he coulda done.
CLICK! FLASH!
Duo softly cackled evilly as he put the camera back in his pocket. Then he heard Relena's horrid voice.
"I GIVE UP!" shrieked Relena. "I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THIS SHITTY PLAY ANYMORE!!!! YA HEAR ME!!!"
The audition dudes glanced at each other, then bolted for the door, not caring to stay in the same room with a more insane Relena.
"AAARRRGHHH!!!!!!! YOU'VE WON THIS BATTLE, HEERO!!! BUT YOU HAVEN'T WON THE WAR!!!!"
At this point, Duo and Heero looked at each other and blinked.
"I think she went insane," Duo commented.
"She was insane a loooonnngggg time ago," Heero said in return.
They both nodded and scrambled outta there, not wanting to stay and turn into shreds, because Relena was already ripping the curtains.
-Dorothy-
Dorothy calmly walked back towards the cafetorium.
*Miss. Relena probably got the part by bribing. I kinda actually pity Heero.*
"Wha?"
She stopped in confusion as Duo and Heero sped past.
"Hey? What's wrong?" she asked, bewildered.
"It's Relena!!! She's gone mento-bento!!" screamed Duo.
Dorothy raised her brow. "She always was "mento-bento"," she said.
"Yea, but she's really gone now!!!" yelled Heero. "She's ripping the cutains, look for yourself!!!"
Dorothy sweatdropped and walked in the cafetorium. She blinked at what she saw, then shut the door really quickly.
For Relena was in there, a molasses chicken Sleeping Beauty, ripping the curtains, throwing chairs around, and doing who knows what.
"I think that the play will have to be canceled."
OWARI!!!!
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Yea, yea. I know it was just totally "mento-bento" and freaky and really sucked. But it was me first GW humor ficcie, don't expect a lot. Nya! =P