Gundam insanity
By Quentin
Heero sits down at a Café to a nice cappaciho. Quatre, Trowa and the rest of the gang
join him. Quatre puts his head softly on Trowa's Shoulder and places his hand firmly on his
butt-ox
Quatre: ahh… so what's up you guys?
Duo: Nothing I have just been building on death scythe.
WuFei: I just got back from a trip to America.
Quatre: oh that's nice WuFei. Please tell us about your trip.
WuFei starts to talk while everyone attentively listens. Little do they know a man who has
the power to change their fate is walking towards them. The Stranger sits down at a table
and calls for a waiter.
Stranger: Oh Waiter, Waiter. Where are you Waiter?
Waiter#1: Oh hello, sir may I help you?
Stranger: oh yes you may MR. Waiter. I would like some cheese and sausage.
Waiter#1: Excuse me sir, you will have to order from the menu.
Stranger: oh well if you put it that way. But picture this, what if I don't order from the
menu and you get me some cheese and sausage anyway?
Waiter#1: Sir I did not mean to offend. I am very sorry if I did.
Stranger: Oh yes your sorry. He's sorry, He is a sorry little bunny rabbit with no cheese. Oh
the menus the menus hey look I can order from a menu.
The headwaiter comes over to investigate
Head Waiter: Excuse me sir, are we going to have a problem here?
Stranger: So could the real slim shady Please stand up?
Head Waiter: oh and I suppose Dr. dre is locked in your basement right sir?
Stranger: no but. You wanna get locked in my basement?
Heero: Excuse me Waiter.
The waiter walks over too Heero's table
Heero: sorry to bother you but could we please have a table away from that man?
Waiter#2: I'm very sorry Sir but all are tables are booked.
Heero and his friends pay the cheque and get ready to leave
Head Waiter: sir please calm down. I do not want to call Security
Stranger: Oh no he is going to call security. Im scared, Im scared. All I want to do is eat
My CHEEEEEESE and SAUSAGE
The head waiter calls security and the stranger is thrown out of the café
Stranger: Humph, Im going to tell my friends about you Anti Sausage people
The man Quickly Hides in Heero's car and is driven away. Everyone is in Heero's car and
are talking away while Trowa and Quatre Snuggle.
Heero: I am sorry you guys for that back at the café, I don't even know whom that freak
was.
Stranger from in the trunk: my name is Tom
Quickly Heero stops the car on the side of the road and checks out the trunk. Heero pulls
out the stranger.
Heero: who are you and why are you in my car?
WuFei: wait I know who he is. He has his own show on MTV his name is Tom Green.
Tom Green: hey you guys have some very cool stuff in the back of your trunk. But what
the heck do you guys do with all those sex toys?
Quatre and Trowa Quickly Glance at eachother.
Tom Green: Hey I don't care just can I borrow them?
Heero: hey duo I think we should dispose of him. He could be a spy for Oz.
Duo: yeah you are right.
Heero quickly pulls out a gun and aims at the head of tom Green. Tom grabs the gun out
of Heero's hands and starts to dance around.
Tom Green: oh look I am a little boy with a gun. Lalalala I can shoot things, Im so cool
hehehe
Tom Green starts to fire the gun around. Tom Shoots Quatre in the Butt-Ox.
Heero: Hey give that back!
Tom Green: But I like the pretty gun mommy, I like the way it touches me. I am the Gun
Tom starts running down the street with the gun in his hand towards Heero's house.
Quickly everyone fallows.
Tom Green: hey nice house! And you have a FRIDGE!!!
Tom Quickly moves towards the fridge and looks inside.
Tom Green: Hey you have SAUSAGE AND CHEEEESE
Quatre: leave that alone that belongs to Trowa and me!
Quatre and Trowa Quickly glance at each other again!
Tom green: well now it is MINE for the taking and NONE OF YOU CAN STOP ME.
Tom walks out to the back of the house and discovers the gundams!
Tom Green: Hey Action figures!
Tom green climbs into the gundams and forces them to interact with each other in
different embarrassing and sexual positions.
Trowa Whispering to Quatre: what an Amateur
Heero: Damn you Tom get out of our gundams right now and we wont hurt you… Much.
Tom green makes death scythe reach down and Grotesquely Squeeze the life out of
Heero's Miniscule, Pathetic body! Then Tom Starts doing the robot (no pun intended)
WuFei: is this guy nuts
Heavy Arms: You damn little Kids! We have put up with all your whining for long enough.
All this blah blah blah, Battle is bad. I don't want to fight. I have to hold up my honor but I
still don't want to fight
Sandrock: yeah you tell him Heavy arms And Trowa, Quatre. Just admit it Your both Fags
So why don't You just shut the hell up and ass rape each other like WE ALL KNOW YOU
WANT TO! And you and your poor Daddy Waaaah waaah waah I lost my daddy Im
going to KILL PEOPLE NOW. You know what really pisses me off? Just cause your stupid
little father who did not want you to begin with and who pimps around his Many
daughters. BUT THEN you go take wing 'Im so special' Zero over there and go kill a bunch
of people for know reason you stupid little BRAT! And you know what. I LAUGHED MY ASS
OFF WHEN YOUR DAD DIED.
Death scythe: hum de de dum dum
Sandrock: oh shut up you is a fag to
Death Scythe: … sorry
Heavy arms: Come on you guys, Lets go back home. I have not got a big piece of
poongtang for 5 years having to fallow these little FAGS; yes I called you all fags.
The gundams blast off leaving tom green and the FAGS!!! Back on earth
Quatre, Trowa, WuFei, Duo, Heero: what the **** just happened?
Tom green: I believe you all just got told by your gundams. Oh well come on you guys. I
will take you all out for Prairie oysters and then you all can shag in my cardboard box of
Shagging.
Tom green pulls out a case of midgets and everyone starts to party
A Man with very large balls walks towards them and everyone goes to say Hi
Authors note: Hi I hoped you like it. There will be more chapters to come, when I have
time that is. I know this is not a very good story but That's just how much I love writing
Legal Stuff: I don't own gundam wing or it's characters or any stuff like that and I don't
own anything to do with tom green but I still think he Is really cool.
By Quentin
Heero sits down at a Café to a nice cappaciho. Quatre, Trowa and the rest of the gang
join him. Quatre puts his head softly on Trowa's Shoulder and places his hand firmly on his
butt-ox
Quatre: ahh… so what's up you guys?
Duo: Nothing I have just been building on death scythe.
WuFei: I just got back from a trip to America.
Quatre: oh that's nice WuFei. Please tell us about your trip.
WuFei starts to talk while everyone attentively listens. Little do they know a man who has
the power to change their fate is walking towards them. The Stranger sits down at a table
and calls for a waiter.
Stranger: Oh Waiter, Waiter. Where are you Waiter?
Waiter#1: Oh hello, sir may I help you?
Stranger: oh yes you may MR. Waiter. I would like some cheese and sausage.
Waiter#1: Excuse me sir, you will have to order from the menu.
Stranger: oh well if you put it that way. But picture this, what if I don't order from the
menu and you get me some cheese and sausage anyway?
Waiter#1: Sir I did not mean to offend. I am very sorry if I did.
Stranger: Oh yes your sorry. He's sorry, He is a sorry little bunny rabbit with no cheese. Oh
the menus the menus hey look I can order from a menu.
The headwaiter comes over to investigate
Head Waiter: Excuse me sir, are we going to have a problem here?
Stranger: So could the real slim shady Please stand up?
Head Waiter: oh and I suppose Dr. dre is locked in your basement right sir?
Stranger: no but. You wanna get locked in my basement?
Heero: Excuse me Waiter.
The waiter walks over too Heero's table
Heero: sorry to bother you but could we please have a table away from that man?
Waiter#2: I'm very sorry Sir but all are tables are booked.
Heero and his friends pay the cheque and get ready to leave
Head Waiter: sir please calm down. I do not want to call Security
Stranger: Oh no he is going to call security. Im scared, Im scared. All I want to do is eat
My CHEEEEEESE and SAUSAGE
The head waiter calls security and the stranger is thrown out of the café
Stranger: Humph, Im going to tell my friends about you Anti Sausage people
The man Quickly Hides in Heero's car and is driven away. Everyone is in Heero's car and
are talking away while Trowa and Quatre Snuggle.
Heero: I am sorry you guys for that back at the café, I don't even know whom that freak
was.
Stranger from in the trunk: my name is Tom
Quickly Heero stops the car on the side of the road and checks out the trunk. Heero pulls
out the stranger.
Heero: who are you and why are you in my car?
WuFei: wait I know who he is. He has his own show on MTV his name is Tom Green.
Tom Green: hey you guys have some very cool stuff in the back of your trunk. But what
the heck do you guys do with all those sex toys?
Quatre and Trowa Quickly Glance at eachother.
Tom Green: Hey I don't care just can I borrow them?
Heero: hey duo I think we should dispose of him. He could be a spy for Oz.
Duo: yeah you are right.
Heero quickly pulls out a gun and aims at the head of tom Green. Tom grabs the gun out
of Heero's hands and starts to dance around.
Tom Green: oh look I am a little boy with a gun. Lalalala I can shoot things, Im so cool
hehehe
Tom Green starts to fire the gun around. Tom Shoots Quatre in the Butt-Ox.
Heero: Hey give that back!
Tom Green: But I like the pretty gun mommy, I like the way it touches me. I am the Gun
Tom starts running down the street with the gun in his hand towards Heero's house.
Quickly everyone fallows.
Tom Green: hey nice house! And you have a FRIDGE!!!
Tom Quickly moves towards the fridge and looks inside.
Tom Green: Hey you have SAUSAGE AND CHEEEESE
Quatre: leave that alone that belongs to Trowa and me!
Quatre and Trowa Quickly glance at each other again!
Tom green: well now it is MINE for the taking and NONE OF YOU CAN STOP ME.
Tom walks out to the back of the house and discovers the gundams!
Tom Green: Hey Action figures!
Tom green climbs into the gundams and forces them to interact with each other in
different embarrassing and sexual positions.
Trowa Whispering to Quatre: what an Amateur
Heero: Damn you Tom get out of our gundams right now and we wont hurt you… Much.
Tom green makes death scythe reach down and Grotesquely Squeeze the life out of
Heero's Miniscule, Pathetic body! Then Tom Starts doing the robot (no pun intended)
WuFei: is this guy nuts
Heavy Arms: You damn little Kids! We have put up with all your whining for long enough.
All this blah blah blah, Battle is bad. I don't want to fight. I have to hold up my honor but I
still don't want to fight
Sandrock: yeah you tell him Heavy arms And Trowa, Quatre. Just admit it Your both Fags
So why don't You just shut the hell up and ass rape each other like WE ALL KNOW YOU
WANT TO! And you and your poor Daddy Waaaah waaah waah I lost my daddy Im
going to KILL PEOPLE NOW. You know what really pisses me off? Just cause your stupid
little father who did not want you to begin with and who pimps around his Many
daughters. BUT THEN you go take wing 'Im so special' Zero over there and go kill a bunch
of people for know reason you stupid little BRAT! And you know what. I LAUGHED MY ASS
OFF WHEN YOUR DAD DIED.
Death scythe: hum de de dum dum
Sandrock: oh shut up you is a fag to
Death Scythe: … sorry
Heavy arms: Come on you guys, Lets go back home. I have not got a big piece of
poongtang for 5 years having to fallow these little FAGS; yes I called you all fags.
The gundams blast off leaving tom green and the FAGS!!! Back on earth
Quatre, Trowa, WuFei, Duo, Heero: what the **** just happened?
Tom green: I believe you all just got told by your gundams. Oh well come on you guys. I
will take you all out for Prairie oysters and then you all can shag in my cardboard box of
Shagging.
Tom green pulls out a case of midgets and everyone starts to party
A Man with very large balls walks towards them and everyone goes to say Hi
Authors note: Hi I hoped you like it. There will be more chapters to come, when I have
time that is. I know this is not a very good story but That's just how much I love writing
Legal Stuff: I don't own gundam wing or it's characters or any stuff like that and I don't
own anything to do with tom green but I still think he Is really cool.