Authors Note: This is short, and was written in a time span of about 10 minutes. Basically, about LoD being crossed with things that we definitely would/would not like. (Depending on your view of the whole thing.) Aaaaaanyway...Onward! To Insanity!
Odd Dragoon Crossovers
1) LoD and a Soap Opera
Narrator: Last time on "All My Dragoons", a bunch of really important stuff happened and if you didn't see it you'll be totally lost while watching this episode!
Dart: Shana...I have something to confess to you...
Shana: And I have something to confess to you, Dart...
Kongol: KONGOL CONFESS TOO!
(The Narrator hits Kongol over the head with a box of girl scout cookies.)
Dart:...I'M SLEEPING WITH ROSE! (Looks shameful.)
Shana: I'M PREGNANT WITH ALBERT'S CHILD! (Sobs)
Haschel: Well that was sudden.
Meru:...(Bursts into a crying fit for no apparent reason.)
Miranda: Haschel, did I ever tell you how attractive you are?
Readers: OH DEAR GOD DEE! NO! HOW COULD YOU?! WE'VE BEEN SCARRED FOR LIFE!
2) LoD and Pokemon
Ash: You will not defeat me! I CHOOSE YOU DART!
(Ash throws a Pokeball and Dart pops out and lands on his face.)
Dart: Ouch.
Ash: DART! HAIR GEL ATTACK!
Dart: NEVER! WHAT A WASTE!
(Dart pulls out a bottle of hair gel and a mirror from no where and starts fixing his hair.)
Ash:...Now I'll never be a Pokemon master! (Cries)
Other Trainer Guy:...Right.
3) LoD and Dragonball Z
Gokou: WE WILL DEFEAT YOU!
Z Fighters: YEAH!
(They all begin powering up. This of course continues for 20 episodes.)
Lloyd: Are they DONE yet?!
Meru: *Snore*
Rose: Can I kill them now?!
Gokou: YES! WE ARE NOW AT HALF STRENGTH! YOU WILL DIE!...Once we power up some more!
Z Fighters: YEAH!
All: NOOOOOOOOOO!
(They start powering up again, which lasts for another 20 episodes.)
Miranda: Make them stop! *Weep*
Haschel: Can't we just surrender or something?!
Dart: Hum de huuuuuum...(Applies more gel to his hair.)
Kongol:...Kongol bored!
Meru: *Snore*
Albert: (Slamming his head into a tree.)
4) LoD and Legend of Legaia (You knew this was coming.)
Vahn: Not you people again!
Dart: WE'LL WIN THIS TIME!
Gala: Suuuuure...
(A fight starts.)
Noa and Meru: Oooooooh! Fiiiiiiight!
5) LoD and Skies of Arcadia
Dart: HEY LOOK! WE'RE FLOATING!
Rose: I didn't know boats could fly!
Albert: Now I can write a book about these flying boats and look intelligent!
Meru: LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!
(She steps off the ship and floats around on her wings.)
Vyse:...Umm...I'm the captain! That means I have all the power and stuff!
Aika: GO TO YOUR ROOM VYSE!
Vyse: EEEEK! YES MA'AM! (Runs off.)
Aika: Heh heh.
Fina: I STILL WANNA DRIVE!
(Fina runs up to the helm, and naturally the ship starts going every which way. Everyone starts sliding back and forth across the deck and almost falling off and all that.)
Haschel: Is she trying to kill us?!
Miranda: I wouldn't doubt it.
Kongol: Kongol going to be sick...
6) LoD and the Infamous "Wassup?" Commercial (As the author, I order you to deal with the fact that they have TV's and phones even though they don't exist in the game!)
(Dart sits there watching TV. The phone rings and he picks it up.)
Dart: Hey.
Lavitz: Yo!
Dart: Dude, aren't you dead?
Lavitz: Umm...No?
Dart: Oh....Ok.
Lavitz: *Insert long pause you've all grown used to by now* WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUP?!
Dart: WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUP?!
Lavitz: WASSSSSSSS--I've got another call. (Switches to the other line.) Hello?
Lloyd: WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUP?!
Lavitz: WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS--(Switches back to Dart.) SSSSSSSSSSSSSUP?!
Dart: WASSSSSSSSSSSSS--Got another call. (He switches to the other line.) Umm, hey?
Albert: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Dart:...No Albert....No. (Hangs up on him.)
Albert: Huh? Oh wait, I messed up again, didn't I? DAMNIT!
7) LoD and Gundam Wing
Shana: (Screaming in an annoying whiny voice that just makes you want to shoot yourself.) DAAAAAAAAAAAART!
Dart: GAAAAAH! MAKE HER STOP!
Heero: You have woman problems too?!
Relena: HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOO!
Heero: NOOOOO! SAVE ME!
(He hides behind Dart and cries like a little baby.)
Meru: Ooooooh! Big...mechanical...things! COOL!
(Trowa turns to Dart.)
Trowa: You dare try to have cooler hair than me?!
Dart:...What?
Miranda: Why is that kid with the black hair worshipping that big robot thing?
Wufei: INJUSTICE!
Duo: HEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOO!
Heero: LEAVE ME ALONE! BOTH OF YOU!
Quatre: Can't we all just get along and talk over our problems over tea?!
Kongol: NO! KONGOL SMASH!
(Kongol does indeed smash, and Quatre lies on the ground unmoving.)
Haschel: Oh my God!
Meru: You killed...The guy with the pink shirt!
Rose: YOU Censored!
Albert: Oh great. Look who's back from the dead.
Censoring Guy: NYAA NYAAAAA!
8) LoD and Sesame Street (I TOLD YOU I WOULD HAVE MY REVENGE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!)
Big Bird: The letter of the day is--
Meru: 4!
(Big Bird is not paying much attention to Meru, and just agreeing with everything she says.)
Big Bird: That's right kids! The letter 4! And today's number is--
Meru: BOOGENHAGEN!
Big Bird: Correct! Boogenhagen is the number of the day!
Meru: I KNEW I was smart! NOW WHAT?!
Other Dragoons:...
(Within the next few seconds, Meru gets thrown into Oscar's trash can, falls for quite a while, and then hits the bottom with a loud crash.)
Meru: Ow!...AT LEAST I'M STILL SMART! MWAHAHAHA--Ooooooh! Banana peel!
Narrator: Yes. Well I think I should step in now. Dee has taken her antics too far. She is now endangering the mental health of all the readers. So I am taking over and ending this!
Dee: HEY HEY HEY! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! Didn't we go over this once already?! I'm the author!
Narrator: Yes yes of course. Oh! I just remembered! I think there are some donuts in the kitchen!
Dee:...Really?!
(Dee rushes to the kitchen, leaving the fanfic, or whatever you might want to call it, unattended.)
Narrator: Mwahahaha...
(The narrator ends the insanity.)
***
You can't get rid of me that easily, Narrator! Anyway. I guess if I get more ideas, I'll make more. Unless of course you all find it annoying and stupid like myself. Yes, I enjoy insulting myself. I think you can't be truly funny unless you understand you, yourself, aren't perfect. Behold my philosophy. Ok then, I'm going to bed now because I'm lazy. Later!
Odd Dragoon Crossovers
1) LoD and a Soap Opera
Narrator: Last time on "All My Dragoons", a bunch of really important stuff happened and if you didn't see it you'll be totally lost while watching this episode!
Dart: Shana...I have something to confess to you...
Shana: And I have something to confess to you, Dart...
Kongol: KONGOL CONFESS TOO!
(The Narrator hits Kongol over the head with a box of girl scout cookies.)
Dart:...I'M SLEEPING WITH ROSE! (Looks shameful.)
Shana: I'M PREGNANT WITH ALBERT'S CHILD! (Sobs)
Haschel: Well that was sudden.
Meru:...(Bursts into a crying fit for no apparent reason.)
Miranda: Haschel, did I ever tell you how attractive you are?
Readers: OH DEAR GOD DEE! NO! HOW COULD YOU?! WE'VE BEEN SCARRED FOR LIFE!
2) LoD and Pokemon
Ash: You will not defeat me! I CHOOSE YOU DART!
(Ash throws a Pokeball and Dart pops out and lands on his face.)
Dart: Ouch.
Ash: DART! HAIR GEL ATTACK!
Dart: NEVER! WHAT A WASTE!
(Dart pulls out a bottle of hair gel and a mirror from no where and starts fixing his hair.)
Ash:...Now I'll never be a Pokemon master! (Cries)
Other Trainer Guy:...Right.
3) LoD and Dragonball Z
Gokou: WE WILL DEFEAT YOU!
Z Fighters: YEAH!
(They all begin powering up. This of course continues for 20 episodes.)
Lloyd: Are they DONE yet?!
Meru: *Snore*
Rose: Can I kill them now?!
Gokou: YES! WE ARE NOW AT HALF STRENGTH! YOU WILL DIE!...Once we power up some more!
Z Fighters: YEAH!
All: NOOOOOOOOOO!
(They start powering up again, which lasts for another 20 episodes.)
Miranda: Make them stop! *Weep*
Haschel: Can't we just surrender or something?!
Dart: Hum de huuuuuum...(Applies more gel to his hair.)
Kongol:...Kongol bored!
Meru: *Snore*
Albert: (Slamming his head into a tree.)
4) LoD and Legend of Legaia (You knew this was coming.)
Vahn: Not you people again!
Dart: WE'LL WIN THIS TIME!
Gala: Suuuuure...
(A fight starts.)
Noa and Meru: Oooooooh! Fiiiiiiight!
5) LoD and Skies of Arcadia
Dart: HEY LOOK! WE'RE FLOATING!
Rose: I didn't know boats could fly!
Albert: Now I can write a book about these flying boats and look intelligent!
Meru: LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!
(She steps off the ship and floats around on her wings.)
Vyse:...Umm...I'm the captain! That means I have all the power and stuff!
Aika: GO TO YOUR ROOM VYSE!
Vyse: EEEEK! YES MA'AM! (Runs off.)
Aika: Heh heh.
Fina: I STILL WANNA DRIVE!
(Fina runs up to the helm, and naturally the ship starts going every which way. Everyone starts sliding back and forth across the deck and almost falling off and all that.)
Haschel: Is she trying to kill us?!
Miranda: I wouldn't doubt it.
Kongol: Kongol going to be sick...
6) LoD and the Infamous "Wassup?" Commercial (As the author, I order you to deal with the fact that they have TV's and phones even though they don't exist in the game!)
(Dart sits there watching TV. The phone rings and he picks it up.)
Dart: Hey.
Lavitz: Yo!
Dart: Dude, aren't you dead?
Lavitz: Umm...No?
Dart: Oh....Ok.
Lavitz: *Insert long pause you've all grown used to by now* WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUP?!
Dart: WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUP?!
Lavitz: WASSSSSSSS--I've got another call. (Switches to the other line.) Hello?
Lloyd: WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUP?!
Lavitz: WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS--(Switches back to Dart.) SSSSSSSSSSSSSUP?!
Dart: WASSSSSSSSSSSSS--Got another call. (He switches to the other line.) Umm, hey?
Albert: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Dart:...No Albert....No. (Hangs up on him.)
Albert: Huh? Oh wait, I messed up again, didn't I? DAMNIT!
7) LoD and Gundam Wing
Shana: (Screaming in an annoying whiny voice that just makes you want to shoot yourself.) DAAAAAAAAAAAART!
Dart: GAAAAAH! MAKE HER STOP!
Heero: You have woman problems too?!
Relena: HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOO!
Heero: NOOOOO! SAVE ME!
(He hides behind Dart and cries like a little baby.)
Meru: Ooooooh! Big...mechanical...things! COOL!
(Trowa turns to Dart.)
Trowa: You dare try to have cooler hair than me?!
Dart:...What?
Miranda: Why is that kid with the black hair worshipping that big robot thing?
Wufei: INJUSTICE!
Duo: HEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOO!
Heero: LEAVE ME ALONE! BOTH OF YOU!
Quatre: Can't we all just get along and talk over our problems over tea?!
Kongol: NO! KONGOL SMASH!
(Kongol does indeed smash, and Quatre lies on the ground unmoving.)
Haschel: Oh my God!
Meru: You killed...The guy with the pink shirt!
Rose: YOU Censored!
Albert: Oh great. Look who's back from the dead.
Censoring Guy: NYAA NYAAAAA!
8) LoD and Sesame Street (I TOLD YOU I WOULD HAVE MY REVENGE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!)
Big Bird: The letter of the day is--
Meru: 4!
(Big Bird is not paying much attention to Meru, and just agreeing with everything she says.)
Big Bird: That's right kids! The letter 4! And today's number is--
Meru: BOOGENHAGEN!
Big Bird: Correct! Boogenhagen is the number of the day!
Meru: I KNEW I was smart! NOW WHAT?!
Other Dragoons:...
(Within the next few seconds, Meru gets thrown into Oscar's trash can, falls for quite a while, and then hits the bottom with a loud crash.)
Meru: Ow!...AT LEAST I'M STILL SMART! MWAHAHAHA--Ooooooh! Banana peel!
Narrator: Yes. Well I think I should step in now. Dee has taken her antics too far. She is now endangering the mental health of all the readers. So I am taking over and ending this!
Dee: HEY HEY HEY! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! Didn't we go over this once already?! I'm the author!
Narrator: Yes yes of course. Oh! I just remembered! I think there are some donuts in the kitchen!
Dee:...Really?!
(Dee rushes to the kitchen, leaving the fanfic, or whatever you might want to call it, unattended.)
Narrator: Mwahahaha...
(The narrator ends the insanity.)
***
You can't get rid of me that easily, Narrator! Anyway. I guess if I get more ideas, I'll make more. Unless of course you all find it annoying and stupid like myself. Yes, I enjoy insulting myself. I think you can't be truly funny unless you understand you, yourself, aren't perfect. Behold my philosophy. Ok then, I'm going to bed now because I'm lazy. Later!