Disclaimer: I down't own X-Men and thus have no rights to this. Simple..good. To the point, even better,
Need a bigger clue? Watch the Thanksgiving parade.
Quarks and Phases.
"Beeeaaaassst!" A familiar young girl's bored voice ran down the sub-sub-sub.. alright, you get the
point already, sub basement of Xaiver's School for Higher Learning. Most the people
here are old enough to qualify for multiple doctorates already because of how long they've
been in school, but they don't because they're about slow, thanks to all the wacks in the head
due to rogue bricks with no plot or meaning in life; But, that's not the point, our point is,
Jubilee is bored. "Whacha doin?" She asked between pops of her fruit juice flavoured
grazing wad known as pink gum.
"In case you havn't noticed, Miss Lee," Beast said with dignity, I just can't pick on Beast,
"I have developed quite a perchance for Solitare."
"Yea, whatever." She said in her unimpressed because I'm a teenager tone. "You're the only guy
I know that can play Magick the Gathering by yourself and gripe about loosing."
I should probably mention, I don't own that iether.. but back to the story. "Brick brick... brick, brick
kapowee brick." she finished twitching one side of her body.
"Uhm.. oh.. kay.." Beast said as he unleased an elemental uncommon on himself. "Owwch! Thorns!" he said as he
countered back with a mimick. "You're gonna pay for that when I unleash my silver queen!" He told himself.
"Against this?!" he hissed at himself when he pulled out the fire sheild.
"Beaaasssssstttt!!" a southern accent grated through the walls worse than a New York Nasel. "Where are yuh?"
"He's playing solitare with the brick!" Jubilee yelled as she swallowed the gum she'd been chewing for three years.
"Ahhhhhhh!" You melted her!!!" A shrill cry rang out. Moments later, a near naked Cyclops, a disheveled Jean and a strangly
passive, yet giggling Proffessor X came running to the lab. With the exception of the Professor, who was having a hard time looking at
Scott's hard time, and keeping his eyes off Jean' exposed left boob. "I'm hungry!!" He yelled "Feed me, Mommy!"
"What!! Scott!" Jean shreiked as she buttoned up her shirt. "He's still hyptonosed to think he's Master Roshi!"
Uhm.. Yea.. third disclaimer.. I don't own him ither. Ok.. Game on! Carrrr!
"DArnit Jean! I told you it wasn't going to be funny!" Scott said as he blew the dog whistle.
"Whaa!!!" Chuck said "Where am I! Last thing I remember was a tornado, And you were there, and you, and you!"
"Yer not in Kansas anymore, Bub." Wolvering said, popping out of nowhere with a brick.
"Briiiiiiiii i i ick!!" Everyone yelled and hit the deck.
Ok.. I don't own whatever company made that movie iether.
"Oh Brick!" Jubilee sqealed. "You came back to me, I loooove you!" She said as she lovingly caressed the brick and cooed
about little dirt babies.
Scott cooed to Jean's left mammery gland and Professer X to the right as
Wolverine cooed to the dog whistle As Beast pulled out an Unmasking and a Troll.
"I win!! Yess! Finally! I Win!" Beast screamed. " I am the man!" Then Iceman
flipped down a complete distruction for no reason.
"Noooooooooooooooo!" Beast yelled. "Thats it! I'm going to be evil for now on!"
So he did.
Need a bigger clue? Watch the Thanksgiving parade.
Quarks and Phases.
"Beeeaaaassst!" A familiar young girl's bored voice ran down the sub-sub-sub.. alright, you get the
point already, sub basement of Xaiver's School for Higher Learning. Most the people
here are old enough to qualify for multiple doctorates already because of how long they've
been in school, but they don't because they're about slow, thanks to all the wacks in the head
due to rogue bricks with no plot or meaning in life; But, that's not the point, our point is,
Jubilee is bored. "Whacha doin?" She asked between pops of her fruit juice flavoured
grazing wad known as pink gum.
"In case you havn't noticed, Miss Lee," Beast said with dignity, I just can't pick on Beast,
"I have developed quite a perchance for Solitare."
"Yea, whatever." She said in her unimpressed because I'm a teenager tone. "You're the only guy
I know that can play Magick the Gathering by yourself and gripe about loosing."
I should probably mention, I don't own that iether.. but back to the story. "Brick brick... brick, brick
kapowee brick." she finished twitching one side of her body.
"Uhm.. oh.. kay.." Beast said as he unleased an elemental uncommon on himself. "Owwch! Thorns!" he said as he
countered back with a mimick. "You're gonna pay for that when I unleash my silver queen!" He told himself.
"Against this?!" he hissed at himself when he pulled out the fire sheild.
"Beaaasssssstttt!!" a southern accent grated through the walls worse than a New York Nasel. "Where are yuh?"
"He's playing solitare with the brick!" Jubilee yelled as she swallowed the gum she'd been chewing for three years.
"Ahhhhhhh!" You melted her!!!" A shrill cry rang out. Moments later, a near naked Cyclops, a disheveled Jean and a strangly
passive, yet giggling Proffessor X came running to the lab. With the exception of the Professor, who was having a hard time looking at
Scott's hard time, and keeping his eyes off Jean' exposed left boob. "I'm hungry!!" He yelled "Feed me, Mommy!"
"What!! Scott!" Jean shreiked as she buttoned up her shirt. "He's still hyptonosed to think he's Master Roshi!"
Uhm.. Yea.. third disclaimer.. I don't own him ither. Ok.. Game on! Carrrr!
"DArnit Jean! I told you it wasn't going to be funny!" Scott said as he blew the dog whistle.
"Whaa!!!" Chuck said "Where am I! Last thing I remember was a tornado, And you were there, and you, and you!"
"Yer not in Kansas anymore, Bub." Wolvering said, popping out of nowhere with a brick.
"Briiiiiiiii i i ick!!" Everyone yelled and hit the deck.
Ok.. I don't own whatever company made that movie iether.
"Oh Brick!" Jubilee sqealed. "You came back to me, I loooove you!" She said as she lovingly caressed the brick and cooed
about little dirt babies.
Scott cooed to Jean's left mammery gland and Professer X to the right as
Wolverine cooed to the dog whistle As Beast pulled out an Unmasking and a Troll.
"I win!! Yess! Finally! I Win!" Beast screamed. " I am the man!" Then Iceman
flipped down a complete distruction for no reason.
"Noooooooooooooooo!" Beast yelled. "Thats it! I'm going to be evil for now on!"
So he did.