Ares, God of Wart, WHAT???
Disclaimer: I do not own Ares God of War or in this case wart.
Author's Note: Ok this fanfiction I am making fun of myself. In the prologue to my Love Never Known Before, I made a typo by accident because I was too lazy to read through to check for stupid mistakes. I don't think you need to read the prologue to my other story to read this but your welcome too if you wish. Now on with the story!
One advantage of being a god is that you can have luxuries that are from the future. That is the case with Ares, God of WAR.
"Ah, now time to check my e-mail and maybe read a little Fanfiction on Fanfiction.net." Ares murmured quietly as he sat down on his leather-incased throne.
He quickly booted up his laptop the pale glow illuminating the dark room. His face now highlighted a pale blue from the glow of the computer he double clicks on AOL. It quickly pops up to the sign on screen. He slowly types in the password for his screen name WaRgOdArEs.
"You love Xena!" AOL greets him as he is logged on.
Ares growls slightly seeing that Aphrodite has been messing around with his sound effects again. He makes a mental note to change it back to what it was before. Xena saying, "Ares!"
Seeing he has no e-mail except for the one from Aphrodite (which he still hasn't read yet), he types in www.fanfiction.net. It takes a few seconds but the page finally loads just as Ares was about to loose his patience. (Does Ares have any patience?)
Ares quickly clicks on Shows, then sliding down to the category Xena: Warrior Princess. (Or should say WARTior Princess?)
"Hmmm, it does appear that there is a new story posted by Nomi Sunrider. Hey! It's a romance between Xena and me. I think I'll check it out"
So Ares clicks on the story expecting a hot juicy romance between his love and him. Little does he know that the poor author made a typo by accident, calling him God of Wart instead of God of War. He grumbles slightly seeing that it is just a prologue, meaning he will have to keep checking back to see if the next chapter has been posted. He slowly begins to scan the writing when he spots it. The horrible little...Bacchea!
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!!!" Ares roared as he read what was written.
"Ares God of WART!!! Why I ought to go smack that author upside the head for her grave error." He growled.
That's when he heard it. Everyone on Mount Olympus was laughing their heads off, and Ares had a horrible sinking feeling in his stomach that he knew what they were laughing at.
They were laughing at...that...that story. Oh that author is going to pay dearly for this embarrassment!
Du du dum! What will happen to Ares' Ego?
What will happen to our poor little author?
Well that is for you to decide let me know if you want me to continue this and what you think should happen. :-)