Disclaimer: Why the Hell Do we have to do these? Theirs No point in them! I hope you know I do not own Zelda if you do. Then You Need Help!
Link: Boy… This Is Boring… NAVI! GET ME THE NEWSPAPER!
Navi: But Kokiris Can't Read!
Link: How am I reading this then?
Navi: This What?????
Link: This!
Navi: What Is This?
Link: THIS GOD DAMN FANFIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Navi: oh…
Saria: Hey Link!!!!!!!! I Got A Present For Your B-Day!
Link: B-Day?
**Everyone Looks At Saria**
Link: Don't ever say "B-Day" again.
Saria: o Kay…
Navi: We Should Make Corn!
Mido: We Don't have A Stove or a Microwave.
Zelda: How about Pasta!
Everyone: No…
King Zora: What About Slim Fast!
Link: You can but we won't!
Saria: Still Want your present Link!
Link: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saria:
Link: Hey! I didn't want a Portable Hot Tub with Extra Powerful Jets and 30-Foot Pool with 2 High dives and a 100-Foot Water Slide A Brand Spanking New Corvette! I Want a Microwave!
Narrator: Hmmm… I Wonder Where They Got THOSE presents! Especially that Hot Tub!
**SCENE CHANGES TO THE FRONT OF A SHOP AT KAKARIKO VILLIAGE**
Narrator: Where Else! The super dooper upper looper fruit looppingly Shop! The place where everything was made! Let's see The Happy Customers in Here!
Customer: Need… F O O O D………. falls over dead
Customer #2: I ate my daughter's dollie I was so hungry!
Customer #3: … got cheese?
Narrator: Let's See Who's In Isle #9803246735403678659863275893647784382965743675387943756732658706547459648445687845769842405309625736578465673265782394756375683759236753645637876547385268732658732753286578934675364576435983759365732486578326587369856743657836573627586438756438756385973657368756743268796475674397658732658732657346587436576438953276587326589369362985! Why It's None Other Than Skull Kid!!!!! Finding A Winter Coat!
Skull Kid: Hrmmm…. The White Winter Coat Or The White Winter Coat… Hmmm…
Narrator: hey ummm… skull kid… It's the middle of spring here…
Skull Kid: oh…
Back In The Kokiri Forest
Zelda: Will Skull Kid Hurry With that dang Microwave????
Saria: You told him to get a winter coat Zelda!
Zelda: I said Microwave!
Link: Shut Up You guys!
Zelda And Saria: You!
Link: No! Navi!
Navi: Yea?
Link: Go Into The real world and go to walmart and get a microwave! K?
Navi: okay…
Link: Good Dog! I mean fairy…
Navi: I heard that you Twit!
Link: (whispering to Saria) she more of a rabid pencil!
Back At The Shop With a Really Long Name In The Same Aisle
Narrator: Well it looks like Skull Kid finally remembered To Buy A microwave!
Skull Kid: Xtra Power Microwave… Or The Extremally Crappy Microwave one… I think I'll take the Extreamally Crappy Microwave…
In The Real World
Shopkeeper: Your Selling Diamonds for a pencil!!!!
Navi: There Rupees…
Shopekeeper: There Goddamn Diamonds! There Gold Diamonds!
Navi: (talking to herself) maybe if I listen to him and say that they are golden diamonds I'll be rich! I'LL BY PAROMOUNT PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shopkeeper: I heard that.
Navi: Crap.
Shopkeeper: Get outta here you radioactive fly! swats her with a fly swatter
Navi: That's No Way To Act To A Fairy!
Shopkepper: Yeah Right!
Navi: You're not Shopkeeper! Your LaLa from the teletubies! You my favorite character from the Teletubies!
Shopkeeper: (LaLa) SSSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Going back to Kookie Forest I mean Kokiri Forest
SkullKid: I'm off to use the Microwave! My Wonderful Wonderful Microwave!
Tael: This chapter is gonna end soon.
Skullkid: No!!!!! I'm In the Middle Of Hyrule Field!
Tael: The writers getting tired of writing.
SkullKid: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ooh! A quarter! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skull Kid: I'm getting in the Forest if it's the Last thing I do!
Skull Kid Starts running faster
Skull Kid: I'm gonna get There!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaepora Gaepora: HOOT HOOT!
Skull Kid: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
skullkid looks up
Kaepora Gaebora: (looking at playboy magizine) Now I wanna marry you and you and you and you and you and you an-
Tael: okay we Need to stop this chapter!
Skull Kid: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*~TO BE CONTINUED~*~
Skull Kid: I'LL SUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So How'ed you like it? Was it good! Was it bad! Was it absolutley awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please Review! And if you flame! I'll burn your house down!… maybe not but I could!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^