THE ADVENTURES OF CORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PART II!!!!!!!!!! ^-^ YAY!
Hyrule Field
Kapora Gaebora: (reading playboy magazine) and you and you and you and yo- eeww! Eeww!!!!!!! That's not right!!!!!!
Skullkid: He's been hooting at that damn magazine the whole day!!!!!!!!!
Tael: Isn't it Link's birthday?
Tatl: Yeah Skullkid isn't it?
Skullkid: Yeah…
Tael: Let's go in the forest then!
Skullkid: Wait I'm almost done reading Cosmopolitan!
Tael: Why do they keep on reading those magazines???
Tatl: I don't know? Hey Kapora!
Kapora Gaebora: drooling hoo… hoo… damn it! I'm goin' to Hooters!
Tael: Weird!
Skullkid: oooh! She's hot!
Tatl: GOOD GOD SKULLKID! HURRY UP! I WANNA TRY OUR NEW EXTREMALLY CRAPPY MICROWAVE!
Skullkid: Wait a Second!
At Wal-Mart
Navi: Okay… so you say the Cereal on isle 5?
Retarded Shopkeeper: Yup…
Navi: Okay! Thank you!
On isle 5
Parent: okay Billy pick which Cereal you want!
Billy (I couldn't think of a different name!): I want the Fruit Loops!
Parent: Okay! Gets the Fruit Loops
Navi: Hey Fruit Loops! I LOVE THESE THINGS!!!!!!!! I CAN FIT THROUGH THE HOLE IN THESE THINGS! WATCH!!!!!!!!!! Rips open the box
Parent: There goes $3.00
Billy: It's a talking Radioactive Fly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Navi: WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOES THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF THE FRUIT LOOP
Navi: ARE YOU WATCHING DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!! HERE I GO! GOES THROUGH IT
Navi: DAMN… I'M STUCK… HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLUE FAIRY STUCK IN A FRUIT LOOP HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!! I'M STUCK IN A GODDAMN FRUIT LOOP!!!!!!!!!! ANYONE WANNA HELP A POOR CALM!!!!!!!!!!!!! FAIRY?????????????//
Parent: You're not calm! Here! Take some Adderal!
Navi: OOH! THANK YOU! I LOVE ADDERAL! IT GIVES ME REALLY BAD GAS THOUGH BUT OH WELL! IT TASTES LIKE MOLDY CHEESE! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^-^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SEE DEAD BATTERIES!!!!!!!!!
Billy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Parent: Okay let's go! I'm never going back to Wal-Mart again!
Shopkeeper: Come Again!
Parent: Feck You!
Random Person: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo you said a bad word!
Billy: No she didn't! I believe she said Feck!
Random Person: Whats the difference?
Billy: The Letter U! (I know… I ripped that off of Almost Famous)
Back on Isle 5
Navi: Oh Well! I'll guess I'll go back!
Navi Disappears in a Big crappy Pink light (crappy special affects)
Hyrule Field
Skullkid: Can I walk now?
Tatl: Not yet!
Skullkid: Now?
Tael: Okay!!!!!!!!! ^-^ Batteries!
Tatl and Tael throw batteries at Skullkid
Skullkid: Ow! That Hurts!
Skullkid runs into the Kokiri Forest
Skullkid: Okay! I'm Back!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone besides Skullkid: Yippee! Whoohoo! (Sarcastic)
Skullkid: I got the Microwave!!!!!!
Link: YOU DO???@?@@!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? YIPPPIEYIPPIEYIPPIEYIPPIEYIPPIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KILLED A WEINER DOG BY STICKING IT ONE OF THOSE! IT CAME OUT WITH IT'S EYES POPPED OUT! IT WAS COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: EEEWWWW!!!!!! Ooh! A nickel!
Link: Why are you obsessed with nickels now Zelda??????????????????????????????
Zelda: I eat them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: oh k… Nevermind then…
Zelda: Good! Yummie!
Navi Appears
NAVI: HEYGUESSWHATLINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!GOTSTUCKINTHEMIDDLEOFAFRUITLOOPANDIFARTEDAFEWTIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!ITFELTGOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: you are scaring me!!!!!!!!!!!!
Navi: I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS'NT IT WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: (whispering to Zelda): That's the biggest word she's ever said!
Zelda: (whispering to Link): It's bigger than the biggest word I've said! Now shut up!
Link: Well Excuuuuuuuuuse me Princess!
Zelda: Well Ecuuuuuuuuuuuse me Link!!!!!!!!!!
Link: I want my Presents!
Zelda: I want ccccccccccoooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!1
Saria: Ew! That Band Sucks!
Zelda: I want the Food Corn!
Skullkid: I got the Extremely Crappy Microwave!
Navi: IT COMES WITH A MAGIC COLOR CHANGING RING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^-^
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Well there's Chapter 2! I'll try to get chapter 3 up this week! Will Link Ever Get a Birthday Cake? Will I make this story better!?!?!?! Probably Not But Bare With Me!