PLANET OF FREAKS
[cut to ZIM in his class room at school. He is writing an essay]
ZIM: Hmmm...... I think I shall write about how humans are nothing
more than Euro trash. Yesss... that'll be it!!!
[class is then dismissed]
ZIM: *walking to his house and happens to see at a homeless family* Hmm....
I'll have to write this down....
[soon ZIM gets to his house and goes to his secret lair and logs on to
sick stories.com on the internet]
ZIM: *looking at a category* Mutant babies, eh? I guess that counts as freaks.... *checks another* Guy gets his head chopped of with an axe
by giving a sushi restaurant a bad management review; next day meals are
served looking suspiciously like human organs. Cool!!! *courtesy of the author* :)!!!
ZIM: *looking at the screen* What?!?! An alien autopsy hidden by the government?!?! *looks at an autopsy pic* Damn it!! now I'm really going
to destroy earth!!!! This means I will have to cancel school today.
[Next day]
Ms. Bitters: *picking something up off her desk* Hmmmm, a note from ZIM..
" dear Ms. Bitters, I cannot come to school today because I am sick. Here
is the essay. ZIM" *speaks in an even more morbid voice than ever* we are DOOMED.
ZIM: *preparing at his house* Ahhh!! Here it is!!! The ultimate bomb!!!
A mega nuculear obliterator!!! *Now I shall set this close to the earth's core, and fly out of here before the 12 minutes are up!!
[ZIM then puts the bomb into a a large air cannon and aims it at the earth
and fires it deep into the earth]
ZIM: I'd better get GIR and get out planet full of freaks!!! GIR!!! GIR!!!
Get over here now!!!!
GIR: *Running over to his master* Hi boss!! Want some Ice cream? *accidently spills it on ZIM's shirt* Ooops!!
ZIM: You fool!! This was my best shirt!!! Come to think of it, My only one!! Oh well... No time!! get to the space unit now!!!!Runs to the space unit with GIR*
[Once inside the spaceship]
ZIM: I'll have to forget about the house if I don't want to get blown up!!!
and *pushes a button and the space ship accelerates off into space*
*looks at the monitor* What's this? A tractor beam is picking us up?
GIR: Cool!! I llllllllllllliiiiiiiiike tractors!!
ZIM: *paying no attention to GIR* Its.... It's the TALLEST!!!
[Once inside the tallest's spaceship]
Purple: We see you have planted a bomb in the earth's core....
ZIM: *smirking* Why yes, I have, haven't I?
Red: Yes indeed you have. A job well done. We knew the humans would be too defiant to try and be ruled by us superior Irkens, once you gave us the
typical earthling description.
ZIM: *looking at his watch* five more seconds until the earth explodes guys!! 5 4 3 2 1. *All three Irkans watch the earth blow up in a
mushroom type explosion*
Purple: *with a supporting arm on ZIM's shoulder* We knew you could do it!!
Red: Yeah, that was great!!
ZIM: Then why was you guys so mean to me at the Impending Doom 2 Meeting?
Purple: Ohhh, that was because we knew it'd make you more determined to succeed!!
Red: Hey guys!! Let's all go to Nebular cafe for some Saturn Smoothies!!!
Purple&ZIM: awesome!!
!!!!!THE END!!!!!
[cut to ZIM in his class room at school. He is writing an essay]
ZIM: Hmmm...... I think I shall write about how humans are nothing
more than Euro trash. Yesss... that'll be it!!!
[class is then dismissed]
ZIM: *walking to his house and happens to see at a homeless family* Hmm....
I'll have to write this down....
[soon ZIM gets to his house and goes to his secret lair and logs on to
sick stories.com on the internet]
ZIM: *looking at a category* Mutant babies, eh? I guess that counts as freaks.... *checks another* Guy gets his head chopped of with an axe
by giving a sushi restaurant a bad management review; next day meals are
served looking suspiciously like human organs. Cool!!! *courtesy of the author* :)!!!
ZIM: *looking at the screen* What?!?! An alien autopsy hidden by the government?!?! *looks at an autopsy pic* Damn it!! now I'm really going
to destroy earth!!!! This means I will have to cancel school today.
[Next day]
Ms. Bitters: *picking something up off her desk* Hmmmm, a note from ZIM..
" dear Ms. Bitters, I cannot come to school today because I am sick. Here
is the essay. ZIM" *speaks in an even more morbid voice than ever* we are DOOMED.
ZIM: *preparing at his house* Ahhh!! Here it is!!! The ultimate bomb!!!
A mega nuculear obliterator!!! *Now I shall set this close to the earth's core, and fly out of here before the 12 minutes are up!!
[ZIM then puts the bomb into a a large air cannon and aims it at the earth
and fires it deep into the earth]
ZIM: I'd better get GIR and get out planet full of freaks!!! GIR!!! GIR!!!
Get over here now!!!!
GIR: *Running over to his master* Hi boss!! Want some Ice cream? *accidently spills it on ZIM's shirt* Ooops!!
ZIM: You fool!! This was my best shirt!!! Come to think of it, My only one!! Oh well... No time!! get to the space unit now!!!!Runs to the space unit with GIR*
[Once inside the spaceship]
ZIM: I'll have to forget about the house if I don't want to get blown up!!!
and *pushes a button and the space ship accelerates off into space*
*looks at the monitor* What's this? A tractor beam is picking us up?
GIR: Cool!! I llllllllllllliiiiiiiiike tractors!!
ZIM: *paying no attention to GIR* Its.... It's the TALLEST!!!
[Once inside the tallest's spaceship]
Purple: We see you have planted a bomb in the earth's core....
ZIM: *smirking* Why yes, I have, haven't I?
Red: Yes indeed you have. A job well done. We knew the humans would be too defiant to try and be ruled by us superior Irkens, once you gave us the
typical earthling description.
ZIM: *looking at his watch* five more seconds until the earth explodes guys!! 5 4 3 2 1. *All three Irkans watch the earth blow up in a
mushroom type explosion*
Purple: *with a supporting arm on ZIM's shoulder* We knew you could do it!!
Red: Yeah, that was great!!
ZIM: Then why was you guys so mean to me at the Impending Doom 2 Meeting?
Purple: Ohhh, that was because we knew it'd make you more determined to succeed!!
Red: Hey guys!! Let's all go to Nebular cafe for some Saturn Smoothies!!!
Purple&ZIM: awesome!!
!!!!!THE END!!!!!