Authors Notes: Well, after a few months I finally come back with some fics!!! Sorry to all those who waited for this. School took too much of my time. Glad there's only a week and a half left. Then…. SUMMER VACATION!!! Ah, I'm so happy. Anyway, this part is not as funny as the first but I hope you like it anyway. And please review!!!
The camera turns on then blacks out. A few curses and bonks later the camera turns on again. Lig is standing in front of the camera, waving.
"Konnichiwa minna and welcome to the second episode of Anime Spy Cam! Where we take a look into the lived of anime characters and get the goods on their personal lives! Now last week we went to see how our favorite Deathscythe pilot Duo was doing and we ended up getting into some trouble." On the screen flashes a picture of Gourry in a full body cast trying to explain to a pissed off Lina where he was. "Never piss off a Wufei or Lina. Get well, G-chan. Now today we are going to take a small look into the life of another gundam pilot, Quatre R. Winn-" she is interrupted by someone cursing in the background.
"Aw, whats the matter, Veggie-chan? Aren't you having fun?" she asked innocently. The pissed off saiyajin glared at her and grunted angrily. "Hmph! Woman, I do not find this 'fun'! This is a disgrace to me, the Saiyajin No Ouji! You tricked me into doing this foolishness!" he screamed, fuming.
"First of all my name is not 'woman' and if you don't want to do this then you don't have to-"
"Yes!" he screamed happily (OCC, ne?) and started to fly off at top speed, throwing the already damaged camera into the ground like a football. Lig grabbed it and appeared in front of Vegeta. "HOWEVER, if you leave then it will cost you." The prince smiled smugly. "Ha! What can you, a pathetic human, do to ME, the strongest warrior in the universe?"
"Well, I CAN post on the internet and print in every newspaper in the world these very embarrassing pictures of your close relationship with your daughters teddy bear, Mr.Snuggles!!!" she said smiling as she showed him pictures of him and Mr. Snuggles having a tea party and wearing frilly pink tutus. Dramatic music played in the background. Vegeta glared at her then sighed in surrender.
"Where's the damn camera?"
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"Now folks we are making our way through the Winner estate's immense garden, the only place where we are unable to be seen, and soon we will reach Quatre himself! Isn't this exciting, Veggie-chan?" she asked. Vegeta was crouching beside her, camera on hand, scowling.
"Don't call me Veggie-chan. And why the hell are we hiding like this? Woman, why can't we just fly there?"
"Because, then it wouldn't be any fun, now would it?" she said happily. He sighed and they kept crawling. After a few minutes, they finally got to the end… when they realized they had been going around in circles for the last hour. Vegeta was not happy about this. Lig only managed to grin sheepishly and say 'Ooopss…' making Vegeta's vein pop out from his forehead. After a short discussion (Vegeta firing 'Final Flash' after 'Final Flash', which had not effect on her whatsoever), they managed to sneak through the high-level security.
Vegeta eyed them curiously. "What high-level security?!? Its just two monkeys and a mouse in armor!"
"Hmm… I never knew Quatre was such a cheapskate for this kind of stuff."
"Yeah, he's even worse than Bulma." He said, then got beaten upside the head by a large frying pan that seemed to come out of nowhere. A woman cackling could be heard in the distance.
"Okayy…. Lets go before they-
"Hey, what are you two doing here?!?"
"-see us."
Two Arabic men with those little red hats (I don't remember what they're called) and with guns in their hand came up to them. The older one, Rashid, spoke first. "Miss, you are trespassing on Quatre-sama's very private property. I suggest you leave in peace, and there will be no harm done." Lig got angry and was just about to speak when the younger one, Abdul, walked up to Vegeta and bent over, smiling.
"Yeah, and take your freaky looking land gnome with you."
Lig became worried as she felt Vegeta's ki rise and began to crush the camera with his hand. "Anou, you shouldn't-"
Abdul cut her off and poked Vegeta in the stomach, completely oblivious. "How the heck did ya carry it way out here, anyway?" He poked at it again. Vegeta's vein popped out again. He laughed. "Hey, look what it did! Now this is strange!" he laughed and turned around, looking past Rashid. "Hey guys, look at the strange troll thing this girl has!"
Vegeta couldn't stand it anymore and his ki shot through the roof and a golden glow surround him, turning his hair blond and eyes green, filled with anger. "That's it!!! No one insults the Saiyajin No Ouji! FINAL FLAAAASHHH!!!" and he let out a massive energy attack towards the unsuspecting Magnuacs.
"What the-AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" and they were burnt to a crisp. Then he turned to the mansion in front of him and…
"Wait, Veggie-chan Don't do-"
"For the last damn time, don't call me Veggie-chan! FINALL FLAAAASHHH!!!" and he let out another attack. Right at that very moment Quatre was on the phone in his office. He turned around and looked at the window, noticing a strange light from outside. He wondered what was wrong.
"Sorry Duo but I have to go. Tell me about how Wufei beat up that guy later, ok?" he said. Duo's voice was faintly heard for a second on the phone, then Quatre hung up and walked over to the window.
"I wonder what could be wrong…. Oh, crap." he said and in an instant he and the entire Winner Estate blew up in a gigantic explosion. When the smoke cleared, all that could be seen was piles and piles of rubble where the mansion used to stand. In front of it stood a very arrogant looking and proud Vegeta. His hair and eyes returned back to normal and he dusted himself off.
"Well, I guess that takes care of that."
Lig stands beside him, shocked. "Oh my god, you killed Quatre!"
"Like I care. Its not my problem he was so weak." He said and started to walk away when he turned and saw Lig with a cell phone in hand and a crazy look on her face.
"What are you doing now?"
"Oh, I just called a few friends of mine to come by…" she said. In the distance a rumbling sound could be heard. Then, a large smoke cloud could be seen getting closer to them any second. The angry screaming and large signs with 'Quatre is hot' and 'Kill those who stand against Quatre-sama' were seen. The fangirls had arrived.
Vegeta gulped. "Shimatta."
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Vegeta lay in the hospital bed, in a full body cast, trying to drink water with a straw. A few seconds came in Bulma and Goku. Bulma looked at her husband in sympathy.
'You just never know when to just shut up and walk away, do you?"
"Oh, shut up."
"But Lina, I swear! She tricked me!"
""FIREBAAAALLLL!!!"
Gomen ne if you like Quatre but that's just how the story went. Please tell me who you want for the next part… and what you want me to do to them, heh heh… *evil grin*