This is a funny little poem that I wrote about the way Dilandau feels about Hitomi. Of course it's his POV and mine!! No offense to people who like Hitomi, but she's sometimes a bitch ne? Disclaimer:I don't own escaflowne, though I wish I did so I could have all those bishounen to myself!!



Hitomi I really hate you,

And I know it's true.

Hitomi I really hate you,

And the slayers hate you too.



I hate the way you smile,

And flash your ugly teeth.

I hate the way you fly,

I want to kill you scyethe.*



I hate the way you scream,

It's really quite a bitch.

Please drown in a stream,

Or crash into a ditch.



Oh you should catch on fire,

Get rid of that ugly hair.

Cause we all know that you're a lier,

And people stop and stare.



You are so damn ugly,

You need that dress removement.

Though Van thinks your snuggly,

I think death is an improvement.



Gosh damn go back to where you came from,

You screwed up my whole damn life.

Maybe some day you'll be drunk by rum,

And beaten with a scythe.



No one care how fast you run,

Or that you like Allen's hair.

I hope you shrivel in the sun,

And no one would give a care!



Wasn't that cool!! Hitomi bashing!! I like her but not enough to care!

*The word with a star by it is something like a scythe but not. Sakuli told me about it, but I'm not sure of the spelling. Well hope you enjoyed it and let me know what you think!!

Dilandau:I liked it a lot!

Tenshi_sho-ro:thanx..i knew you would ^_