One Week
Cody/Iori's Version
It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to one side
and said "What's with your name being Iori?"
Five days since you laughed at me saying
"How does it feel, to be Cody?"
Three days since the interview
I realized I hate the media, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you asked me
How it would be to be me
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish,
although I like the Chalet Swiss
And I like the sushi
'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad its
You try to match wits, you try to hold me
but I bust through
Like Andrew Lloyd, I've got a big show
Mine's about a Back-Hoe
There'll be a big sound from the pavement
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
'Cause it's so dangerous,
you'll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think you're the scum of the universe?
Tryin' hard not to say it or I'll feel bad.
I'm the kind of kid who likes to think things through
can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to not be forgiving
I have a history of getting mad at Ken
It's been one week since the Morning Show where you
Asked how the weather was down here
and I said "You're crazy"
Five days since Davis dared me
To Eat that week-old Sushi
It's been three days since the afternoon
I realized that I hated the media
not a moment too soon
Yesterday you made a short-joke
And now I sit back and wait
till you say you're sorry
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
Have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic
Like Sting, I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurasawa, I make mad films
Okay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a Samurai
Like Skywalker, gotta big hunch
Hey, that's my lunch
Yoda's a really, really old guy
Gonna get a set a better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying
off the backswing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause the cartoon has the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing
How can I help it if I think you're the scum of the universe?
Tryin' hard not to tell you or I'll feel bad
I'm the kind of kid who likes to think things through
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to not be forgiving
I have a history of getting mad at Ken
It's been one week since you looked at me
Asked me what I thought of the name "Iori"
And I said "Call me Cody."
Five days since I glared at you and said
"Kendo isn't about hitting people with a stick"
Three days since the backstage room
We realized we're both to blame,
but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
'Cause it'll still be two days
till we say we're sorry
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Cody: ~blinks~ That sucked...
Verie: Obviously. I WAS BORED OK?!!
Cody: But... still...
Verie: Shut. Up.
Cody: What's with the thing about me eating week-old sushi?
Verie: ~shrugs~ I felt like it ok?!
Cody: ... And why is your name Verie?
Verie: Why does your name mean "hermittage" and "retreat?"
Cody: wha-?
Verie: IORI IS NOT A NAME!!! It's the Japanese word for "hermittage" and "retreat."
Cody: DANGIT!
Verie: SO HA!
Cody: Well what does YOUR name mean?
Verie: ... I don't know...
Cody: ...
Verie: Anyways, that was a really bad version of One Week by me, sung by Cody/Hermittage.
Cody: SHUT UP ABOUT MY NAME!
Verie: And now for the uh... Disclaimer.
Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon or One Week and I'm not in anyway associated with the group that sings it. Iori does infact mean Hermittage and Retreat according to my Japanese ? English Dictionary. If it doesn't well uh... I'll try to figure out what it really means. Also this song is supposed to be about how Cody hates the media. ... Don't ask me why, I just felt like making it.
Cody/Iori's Version
It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to one side
and said "What's with your name being Iori?"
Five days since you laughed at me saying
"How does it feel, to be Cody?"
Three days since the interview
I realized I hate the media, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you asked me
How it would be to be me
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish,
although I like the Chalet Swiss
And I like the sushi
'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad its
You try to match wits, you try to hold me
but I bust through
Like Andrew Lloyd, I've got a big show
Mine's about a Back-Hoe
There'll be a big sound from the pavement
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
'Cause it's so dangerous,
you'll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think you're the scum of the universe?
Tryin' hard not to say it or I'll feel bad.
I'm the kind of kid who likes to think things through
can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to not be forgiving
I have a history of getting mad at Ken
It's been one week since the Morning Show where you
Asked how the weather was down here
and I said "You're crazy"
Five days since Davis dared me
To Eat that week-old Sushi
It's been three days since the afternoon
I realized that I hated the media
not a moment too soon
Yesterday you made a short-joke
And now I sit back and wait
till you say you're sorry
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
Have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic
Like Sting, I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurasawa, I make mad films
Okay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a Samurai
Like Skywalker, gotta big hunch
Hey, that's my lunch
Yoda's a really, really old guy
Gonna get a set a better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying
off the backswing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause the cartoon has the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing
How can I help it if I think you're the scum of the universe?
Tryin' hard not to tell you or I'll feel bad
I'm the kind of kid who likes to think things through
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to not be forgiving
I have a history of getting mad at Ken
It's been one week since you looked at me
Asked me what I thought of the name "Iori"
And I said "Call me Cody."
Five days since I glared at you and said
"Kendo isn't about hitting people with a stick"
Three days since the backstage room
We realized we're both to blame,
but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
'Cause it'll still be two days
till we say we're sorry
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Cody: ~blinks~ That sucked...
Verie: Obviously. I WAS BORED OK?!!
Cody: But... still...
Verie: Shut. Up.
Cody: What's with the thing about me eating week-old sushi?
Verie: ~shrugs~ I felt like it ok?!
Cody: ... And why is your name Verie?
Verie: Why does your name mean "hermittage" and "retreat?"
Cody: wha-?
Verie: IORI IS NOT A NAME!!! It's the Japanese word for "hermittage" and "retreat."
Cody: DANGIT!
Verie: SO HA!
Cody: Well what does YOUR name mean?
Verie: ... I don't know...
Cody: ...
Verie: Anyways, that was a really bad version of One Week by me, sung by Cody/Hermittage.
Cody: SHUT UP ABOUT MY NAME!
Verie: And now for the uh... Disclaimer.
Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon or One Week and I'm not in anyway associated with the group that sings it. Iori does infact mean Hermittage and Retreat according to my Japanese ? English Dictionary. If it doesn't well uh... I'll try to figure out what it really means. Also this song is supposed to be about how Cody hates the media. ... Don't ask me why, I just felt like making it.