It's been one week since your super-sale
I cocked my head to one side
and said "Yippee!"
Five days since the clerk laughed at me saying
"Get that together, come back and see me"
Three days since the make-up aisle
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Christina Aguilera
I summon fish to the dish,
although I like the Chalet Swiss
And I like the sushi
'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad its
You try to match wits, you try to hold me
but I bust through
Like Andrew Lloyd, I've got a big show
Mine's about a Back-Hoe
There'll be a big sound from the pavement
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
'Cause it's so dangerous,
you'll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think you're like
horribly over-priced?!
Tryin' hard not to scream though I feel bad
I'm the kind of girl who laughs at a 20 percent off sale
can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind
on my sleeve
I have a history of taking everything of the racks
It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air
and said "You're crazy"
Five days since you kicked me out
I've still got the scrapes on both my knees
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault
not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait
till you say you're sorry
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
Have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I nope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic
Like Sting, I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurasawa, I make mad films
Okay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a Samurai
Like Skywalker, gotta big hunch
Hey, that's my lunch
Yoda's a really, really old guy
Gonna get a set a better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying
off the backswing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause the cartoon has the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing
How can I help it if I think you're horribly
over-priced?!
Tryin' hard not to scream though I feel bad
I'm the kind of girl who laughs at a 20 percent off sale
can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear
my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking everything off the racks
It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides
and said "I'll need an ID"
Five days since I laughed at you and said
"You just did just what I thought
you were gonna do"
Three days since the 50% off sale
We realized we're both to blame,
but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
'Cause it'll still be two days
till we say we're sorry"
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Verie: Oh super-sale oh super-sale at Mervyns California!
Mimi: what does that have to do with anything???
Verie: ~shrugs~ and this was Mimi's Version of One Week, sung to some clerk as some store
she shops at…
Mimi: Mervyns?
Verie: …. ~shrugs~
Mimi: hey… Ken's not here! Does that mean I'm one of your favorite characters?!
Verie: No. I'm neutral; and Ken wasn't there on Cody's version either and I dislike Cody, not
strongly… but… HE DIDN'T LIKE KEN!
Ken: oh come on! Get over it!
Verie: shut up.
Ken: … you're confusing.
Verie: heheheheheheh. Hmm… I need an Izzy version… DISCLAIMER TIME!
Disclaimer: I own my name. Steal name = DIE from uh…. Being.. whacked… with… the wroth
(my frying pan) or my purple-pineapple laptop plushie!!!! BWUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mimi: ~gasp~ YOU STOLE IZZY'S LAPTOP BRAND!
Vere: quiet you!
I cocked my head to one side
and said "Yippee!"
Five days since the clerk laughed at me saying
"Get that together, come back and see me"
Three days since the make-up aisle
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Christina Aguilera
I summon fish to the dish,
although I like the Chalet Swiss
And I like the sushi
'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad its
You try to match wits, you try to hold me
but I bust through
Like Andrew Lloyd, I've got a big show
Mine's about a Back-Hoe
There'll be a big sound from the pavement
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
'Cause it's so dangerous,
you'll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think you're like
horribly over-priced?!
Tryin' hard not to scream though I feel bad
I'm the kind of girl who laughs at a 20 percent off sale
can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind
on my sleeve
I have a history of taking everything of the racks
It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air
and said "You're crazy"
Five days since you kicked me out
I've still got the scrapes on both my knees
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault
not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait
till you say you're sorry
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
Have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I nope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic
Like Sting, I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurasawa, I make mad films
Okay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a Samurai
Like Skywalker, gotta big hunch
Hey, that's my lunch
Yoda's a really, really old guy
Gonna get a set a better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying
off the backswing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause the cartoon has the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing
How can I help it if I think you're horribly
over-priced?!
Tryin' hard not to scream though I feel bad
I'm the kind of girl who laughs at a 20 percent off sale
can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear
my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking everything off the racks
It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides
and said "I'll need an ID"
Five days since I laughed at you and said
"You just did just what I thought
you were gonna do"
Three days since the 50% off sale
We realized we're both to blame,
but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
'Cause it'll still be two days
till we say we're sorry"
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Verie: Oh super-sale oh super-sale at Mervyns California!
Mimi: what does that have to do with anything???
Verie: ~shrugs~ and this was Mimi's Version of One Week, sung to some clerk as some store
she shops at…
Mimi: Mervyns?
Verie: …. ~shrugs~
Mimi: hey… Ken's not here! Does that mean I'm one of your favorite characters?!
Verie: No. I'm neutral; and Ken wasn't there on Cody's version either and I dislike Cody, not
strongly… but… HE DIDN'T LIKE KEN!
Ken: oh come on! Get over it!
Verie: shut up.
Ken: … you're confusing.
Verie: heheheheheheh. Hmm… I need an Izzy version… DISCLAIMER TIME!
Disclaimer: I own my name. Steal name = DIE from uh…. Being.. whacked… with… the wroth
(my frying pan) or my purple-pineapple laptop plushie!!!! BWUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mimi: ~gasp~ YOU STOLE IZZY'S LAPTOP BRAND!
Vere: quiet you!