One Week
Sora's Version
It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to one side
and said "I'm angry"
Five days since you laughed at me saying
"Get your puke outta my hat, then come back and see me"
Three days since the living room
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish,
although I like the Chalet Swiss
And I like the sushi
'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad its
You try to match wits, you try to hold me
but I bust through
Like Andrew Lloyd, I've got a big show
Mine's about a Back-Hoe
Ther'll be a big sound from the pavement
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
'Cause it's so dangerous,
you'll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think you're funny
when you're mad
Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't undersatand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind
on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air
and said "See? I'm not lazy!"
Five days since you kicked the soccer ball to me
I've still got the grass-stains burns on both my knees
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault
not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait
till you say you're sorry
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
Have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I nope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic
Like Sting, I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurasawa, I make mad films
Okay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a Samurai
Like Skywalker, gotta big hunch
Hey, that's my lunch
Gennai was a really, really old guy
Gonna get a set a better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying
off the backswing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause the cartoon has the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing
How can I help it if I think you're funny
when you're mad
Tryin' hard not to smile or I'll feel bad
I'm the kind of girl who likes to make people feel happy
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear
my heart on my sleeve
I have a history of going out with Tai.
It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides
and said "I'm sorry"
Five days since I laughed at you and said
"You just did just what I thought
you were gonna do"
Three days since the living room
We realized we're both to blame,
but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
'Cause it'll still be two days
till we say we're sorry
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Verie: And uh... that was Sora's version.
Ken: ... that was the same as the original song practically!
Verie: shut up.... and uh... Sora was singing that to Tai... uh.. yeah.
Sora: .... that....
Verie: sucked? stunk? Was the crappiest thing you've ever read???
Sora: Actually I was going to say that it was the stupidest thing known to
the universe.
Verie: same thing.
Ken: make my version already!
Verie: I was trying to!! But I couldn't think of anything to put!!! And you
weren't a season 1 dd so I couldn't put the Gennai thing...
Ken: ... that's why you didn't do me?! BECAUSE I'M NOT IN SEASON 1?!!!!
Verie: ... eh... yeah.
Ken: ... dang you.
Verie: ok, I own nothing. Except my name.
Ken: STOP SAYING THAT ALREADY!!!!
Sora: Yeah, it's annoying!
Verie: YOU JUST WANT A CHANCE TO STEAL MY NAME!!!!! heheheheheheheh....