A/N: Um, I wrote this for no apparent reason...just for the fun of it, I guess.
One day Mr. Smiley face guy at the top of the screen was skipping across the easy grid when he came across a flag and a smiley girl.
"Would you please click yourself off, Mr. Flag,"
*Sniff sniff* "But, I'm to young to go."
"Yes, yes that's what they all say now... MOVE!"
"I-I-I won't."
That's when Mr. Smiley Guy stepped in.
"Can I help you?"
"Yes, you can. This flag will not puss itself."
"Then we will have to force him."
Both Mr. Smiley Guy and Ms. Smiley Girl takeled the flag to come up with a two. They went around the board and did this to every flag until they came to an extremely stubborn one.
"If you will not push yourself in we will have to force you."
"Oh, but thou must not push me because thy is a bomb."
"Smiley guys and girls never believe flags," the smileys put in.
"Oh, but thou must believe thy this time since thy really, truly is a bomb."
At this the Smileys tackeled the flag but ended up pushing the button in front of this flag in their made rush to revele a mine and bye bye the smileys went. Then the flag pushed itself in to revele a three. He chuckled quietly to himself and crawled up the grid and pushed the big X.
Author: YAY, I won... I think.
The moral of this story is to not believe the lying, ugly, terrible, nasty, sly, stupid, greedy, thy and thou saying red flags.
A/N: Why the thy and thou? Why the moral? Why minesweeper? I have no clue but please write a review.
One day Mr. Smiley face guy at the top of the screen was skipping across the easy grid when he came across a flag and a smiley girl.
"Would you please click yourself off, Mr. Flag,"
*Sniff sniff* "But, I'm to young to go."
"Yes, yes that's what they all say now... MOVE!"
"I-I-I won't."
That's when Mr. Smiley Guy stepped in.
"Can I help you?"
"Yes, you can. This flag will not puss itself."
"Then we will have to force him."
Both Mr. Smiley Guy and Ms. Smiley Girl takeled the flag to come up with a two. They went around the board and did this to every flag until they came to an extremely stubborn one.
"If you will not push yourself in we will have to force you."
"Oh, but thou must not push me because thy is a bomb."
"Smiley guys and girls never believe flags," the smileys put in.
"Oh, but thou must believe thy this time since thy really, truly is a bomb."
At this the Smileys tackeled the flag but ended up pushing the button in front of this flag in their made rush to revele a mine and bye bye the smileys went. Then the flag pushed itself in to revele a three. He chuckled quietly to himself and crawled up the grid and pushed the big X.
Author: YAY, I won... I think.
The moral of this story is to not believe the lying, ugly, terrible, nasty, sly, stupid, greedy, thy and thou saying red flags.
A/N: Why the thy and thou? Why the moral? Why minesweeper? I have no clue but please write a review.