Short Stories From DBZ Land

These are just a few saying and short stories about our fave characters!!!! These ideas of jokes came from my friends, Stacee, Micheal, Nicolas and Megan! I liked them, so I applied them to the DBZ character I thought fit it best! Thank you all! Please Read and Review! I will be very happy! Now on with the fic!!

Red Light, Green Light
Vegeta and Goku were out driving in Bulma's car one sunny Saturday afternoon. This was a large car, so both of them could barley see over the dashboard. As they were driving, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just kept on driving. Vegeta looked at the rearview mirror and thought, 'Was that a red light we went though?"
A few minutes later, the duo came to another Red light at an intersection and speed right through again. Vegeta was sure that that was another red light they just went through, so he decided to pay CLOSE attention to the next light.
At the next light, Vegeta saw that it was red, and they went right through it. Vegeta growled and turned to Goku who was driving. "Kakarrot! You baka! You just ran through 3 red lights! You could have killed us!"
Goku turned and gave Vegeta a confused look. "Huh? I am I driving?"
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Vegeta and Bra

One day Vegeta was driving his four year-old daughter Bra to school when he beeped his car horn by mistake.

Bra turned at looked at Vegeta for an explanation.

Vegeta said, "I did that by accident."

Bra smiled. "I know that daddy!"

Vegeta gave his daughter a questioning look. "How, Princess?"

Bra giggled. "Because you didn't say the A-word afterwards!"



MODERN PROVERBS

Goku: A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Chi Chi: A Husband is someone who takes out the trash, and gives the impression
He just cleaned the house.

Bulma: Countless numbers of people have eaten in my kitchen and have gone to lead
Normal lives.

Bulma: Housework done properly can kill you.

Yajirobe: One should not weight more than your refrigerator.
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Poor Goten....(a little OCC!)

Goten was not the brightest teenager around. Everyday, when he walked home from school, he would get beaten up and they would steal his lunch money.

Finally, Goten decided that it would be better for him if he took a different way home, but also train more with his father.

So he and Goku trained, and trained and trained for weeks.

One day, Gotan decided to take his old route home. He was confident that he could take on these guys now. The battle ensued....

Next day, Goten got up and walked down stairs to breakfast. Chi Chi turned and passed out at the sight of her son.

Goku turned and was shocked. "Goten! I thought you trained for that fight?"

Goten smiled. One eye was black and blue, he had a swollen jaw and a busted lip.

"I took my old route home Dad. So I could see if I was up to the challenge of defending my self from those guys.

Goku said, "What happened?"

Goten replied, "They jumped me before I could get my socks and shoes off!!"




ADVICE FROM GOKU!

A man was driving in the country, when he spotted certain Saiyan training on the side of the road (why he was there, nobody knows!). The man stopped, rolled down his window and yelled a Goku, "Sir, what is the quickest way to Satan City?"

Goku scratched his head. "Are you walking or driving?"

The man gaped at Goku. He was after all driving a car, but he decided to tell this strange man how he was getting there.

"I am driving, sir."

Goku smiled. "That's the quickest way!"
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Yajirobe and the Cake

Yajirobi decided to go on a diet, and he told all of his friends what he was doing. They all were thrilled and supported him.

One morning, however, he arrived at Capsule Corp. with a gigantic pound cake.

Bulma looked at him and scolded, "Yajirobe, you are supposed to be on a diet! What is going on?"

Yajirobe smiled. "Well Bulma, this happens to be a special, very special pound cake. I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning and there in the window were a lot of cakes, cookies and stuff. I felt that I, being led to this particular bakery was no accident, so I prayed, 'Kami, if you want me to have one of those delicious pound cakes, let me have a parking spot directly in front of the bakery."

Yajirobe walked over to Bulma's table sat down and began to cut the cake. He then added, "And sure enough, the tenth time around the block, there is was!"

Witty sayings from Son Goku

Goku: If the # 2 pencil is the most popular, then why is it still #2

Goku: I doubt, therefore I might be.

Goku: Before they invented drawing boards, where did they go back to?

Goku: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Goku: If work is so terrific, the how come they have to pay you to do it?

Goku: Never walk alone in a dark alley. You could get hurt.

Goku: If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Goku: Never take my food.


OK!! That is all I have! I hoped you liked it, and if you liked it...could you review please! I thank you! Any constructive crtisimsm will be appreciated. Ja ne!