Disclaimer: I do not own Marvin the Martian, his dog, or Bugs Bunny.
I hope you enjoy the story!!
Mars:
Marvin the Martian is just sitting on the ground, trying to figure out a way to blow up earth. Talking to his dog, he says, "What do YOU think is a way that would work? Every time I try, that rabbit always stops me! Maybe, if I go to earth, I could plant bombs, and then set them off with a remote?" he suggested to himself, but after further thought, "Actually, that sounds like a good idea! What do you think?" he asked his dog. The dog just shrugged with his front two feet. "Yes! That's what I'll do! Come on, we need to get ready to go." He got in his spaceship, and headed for earth.
Earth:
Marvin landed his spaceship in the desert, where no one would see him. "Now all I have to do is dig some holes to put the bombs in. Hmm..." he said, noticing a hole in the ground, "maybe I won't have to dig. If there's enough holes here already, I'll just put the bombs in them. Excellent, now it won't take so long."
He put a bomb down the first hole. He was on his way to the second, when he heard a CLUNK, then, "Ow!"
Marvin didn't know what to think of that, so he just decided to ignore it. He started to walk away again, but something hit him in the head. He looked around, and found a bomb on the ground. So, he picked it up, and threw it back down the hole. This time, there seemed to be ... a creature ... coming out of the hole. He was holding the bomb in his right hand, throwing it up and catching it again. "This yours?" he asked Marvin. Then he recognized Marvin, "YOU AGAIN!?!? What are you doing here?"
Marvin recognized Bugs, "Yes me! I'm here to blow up the earth. I'm going to plant the bombs, and blow them up later, from Mars."
"Oh, really?"
"Yes! Except now my plan's ruined. Why couldn't you have been somewhere else?"
"I live here..."
"I know!" getting even madder, Marvin pulled out his 'ray gun', and aimed it at Bugs. "It doesn't matter," Bugs told him. "Mars is going to be blown up pretty soon. Here on earth, we're trying to blow up every planet that has no life. You must've already been on your way here, because we didn't find any life on Mars. If you don't want Mars to be blown up, you'll have to go back. If you're there, they'll see that there's life there, then they won't blow it up. Your choice."
"Oh no! I have to save Mars!" Marvin said, as he took the bomb from Bugs, and ran back to his spaceship. When Marvin had taken off, Bugs chuckled and said, "Eh... Sucker..."
Mars:
Marvin's looking through his 'really big telescope', and sees no sign of earth trying to blow up Mars.
"Silly Earthling! I'm very angry! The earth WILL be blown up. Just not this time..."
The End
I hope you enjoy the story!!
Mars:
Marvin the Martian is just sitting on the ground, trying to figure out a way to blow up earth. Talking to his dog, he says, "What do YOU think is a way that would work? Every time I try, that rabbit always stops me! Maybe, if I go to earth, I could plant bombs, and then set them off with a remote?" he suggested to himself, but after further thought, "Actually, that sounds like a good idea! What do you think?" he asked his dog. The dog just shrugged with his front two feet. "Yes! That's what I'll do! Come on, we need to get ready to go." He got in his spaceship, and headed for earth.
Earth:
Marvin landed his spaceship in the desert, where no one would see him. "Now all I have to do is dig some holes to put the bombs in. Hmm..." he said, noticing a hole in the ground, "maybe I won't have to dig. If there's enough holes here already, I'll just put the bombs in them. Excellent, now it won't take so long."
He put a bomb down the first hole. He was on his way to the second, when he heard a CLUNK, then, "Ow!"
Marvin didn't know what to think of that, so he just decided to ignore it. He started to walk away again, but something hit him in the head. He looked around, and found a bomb on the ground. So, he picked it up, and threw it back down the hole. This time, there seemed to be ... a creature ... coming out of the hole. He was holding the bomb in his right hand, throwing it up and catching it again. "This yours?" he asked Marvin. Then he recognized Marvin, "YOU AGAIN!?!? What are you doing here?"
Marvin recognized Bugs, "Yes me! I'm here to blow up the earth. I'm going to plant the bombs, and blow them up later, from Mars."
"Oh, really?"
"Yes! Except now my plan's ruined. Why couldn't you have been somewhere else?"
"I live here..."
"I know!" getting even madder, Marvin pulled out his 'ray gun', and aimed it at Bugs. "It doesn't matter," Bugs told him. "Mars is going to be blown up pretty soon. Here on earth, we're trying to blow up every planet that has no life. You must've already been on your way here, because we didn't find any life on Mars. If you don't want Mars to be blown up, you'll have to go back. If you're there, they'll see that there's life there, then they won't blow it up. Your choice."
"Oh no! I have to save Mars!" Marvin said, as he took the bomb from Bugs, and ran back to his spaceship. When Marvin had taken off, Bugs chuckled and said, "Eh... Sucker..."
Mars:
Marvin's looking through his 'really big telescope', and sees no sign of earth trying to blow up Mars.
"Silly Earthling! I'm very angry! The earth WILL be blown up. Just not this time..."
The End