TITLE: It Happened On A Tuesday Nite
DISCLAIMER: I do not own BtVS, Friends, 2Ge+her, Blink182, or Jaime, I do own myself though!
"Hurry up, Mon, we'll be late!" Ross Geller yelled to his sister.
"Shut up, Ross! I'm hurrying as fast as I can!" Monica Geller-Bing shot back at him, as they ran along the sidewalk. Her husband, Chandler Bing waited for her as she caught up to the rest of the group. They were spending the week in Sunnydale, California, as they needed a break from the harsh winter of New York.
"I can't believe 2Ge+her is playing here!" Phoebe Buffay-Tribbiani squealed along with Rachel Green.
"What, you like these 2Ge+her guys more than me, Pheebs?" Her husband, Joey Tribbiani said as he walked up behind her and slid his arm around her waist.
"You know I love you more than anyone." She said as she kissed him. Their kiss began to grow, but suddenly stopped as they heard two voices behind them.
"Oh, my God! Get a room!"
"Hello! I'm 15 years old, I should not be seeing this on the street of California! New York, maybe, but not California!" Phoebe and Joey stopped kissing and everyone else stopped walking, at once they all turned around. Standing about 1O feet behind them were two girls. Both girls were tall and had short hair and blue eyes, one had blonde hair though and the other had red hair. The red haired, slightly taller one, turned to her and simply said.
"Welcome to California." They both began cracking up.
"Are you guys high?" Rachel asked the two who were still laughing.
"HIGH ON LIFE!" They both screamed and began laughing again.
"What is wrong with you?" Chandler asked. The blonde girl stared at him.
"Absolutely nothing. We're on our way to the Bronze to see..." They both turned toward each other and began jumping up and down.
"2GE+HER!" They screamed and began running down the street singing. "Breaking up is hard enough WHOA-OH-OH-OH! Say you have nothing but I called your bluff! You've got my sweater, my hat, I can't find my cat!" They both turned back toward the group and hissed like cats. "The hardest part of breaking up, is getting back your stuff!" They both disappeared down an alley way. The six friends stared at each other and shrugged.
"Riiiight." Ross said.
"And those are going to be the girls at the 2Ge+her concert." Chandler said. Suddenly he was pushed from behind by four girls and two guys walking.
"Come on, Buffy, I don't want to miss the concert. "A short girl with long brown hair said.
"Dawn. Stop it! We'll be there soon!" The one addressed a Buffy answered.
"Can the little one go into the Bronze?" Another girl said.
"Anya, for the last time, she's not called the little one." One of the guys with brown hair said.
"Guys," A British voice rang out. "You almost ran down these people."
"Oh!" Buffy said and she spun around. "I'm sorry. It's just that my little sister, is very excited about going to this concert. She loves 2Ge+her."
"You guys are going to see them also?" Monica asked. "Were visiting California for the first time, so we decided to watch a show..." She was suddenly interrupted by a scream splitting through the air. Before she could turn to the others, the six people ran off toward the scream. Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel looked at each other and ran off toward the scream as well.
By the time Buffy and the others got back to the alley, the two screamers were leaning against each other, hysterically laughing, gasping for air. There was a blonde guy standing in front of them, looking upset.
"You again!" Joey yelled at the two girls from before as he and his friends ran up behind Buffy, Dawn, Anya, and the others with her.
"You...can't....bite....anyone!" The tall blonde girl gasped out between their peals of laughter.
"Whatever." The older guy said.
"Spike..." Buffy said warningly as the guy standing in front of the two girls turned around.
"Yes, luv?" He answered with a British accent much like the older guys.
"Don't think I'm not glad to see you..."
"Which were not..." The brown haired guy cut in.
"Hush, Xander." Buffy said. "But, what the hell are you doing to these two girls?"
"Just wanted to give them a scare."
"Why don't you just pour dirt on Monica's rug?" Rachel muttered.
"So, Slayer, who are these people?" Monica, Ross, Phoebe, Joey, Rachel, and Chandler gave each other a look that clearly said 'Slayer?!'
"Well...umm...actually, I have no idea." She turned to them. "Hi, I'm Buffy, this is Dawn, Xander, Giles, Oz, Spike, Anya, and Willow. And you guys are..."
"Monica."
"Chandler."
"Phoebe."
"Joey."
"Ross"
"Rachel."
"Okay, got that down. And the giggle twins are..." She looked toward the two girls who had stopped laughing.
"Dana." The blonde said.
"Jaime." The red head said. "And you guys are? Wait! Let me guess! You'd be super girl!" She said pointing to Buffy.
"And you're all her sidekicks! Except for the vampire who cant bite! You are a vampire aren't you? Cause you got all grr-y! A-A-A...." She trailed off and looked toward the door.
"Is everything okay out here?" Chad Linus asked.
"Yeah, we heard screaming." Jerry O'Keefe said. Dana and Jaime looked at each other and both burst into tears.
"N-No!" Dana sobbed out. "I was attacked by some guy!"
"Aww, you poor thing." Chad said and walked over to Dana, giving her a hug. Jerry did the same to Jaime.
"Shh, you guys'll be okay." Jerry said and he rocked Jaime. Jaime and Dana reached hands out and high fived.
"Riiiight." Ross said again.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own BtVS, Friends, 2Ge+her, Blink182, or Jaime, I do own myself though!
"Hurry up, Mon, we'll be late!" Ross Geller yelled to his sister.
"Shut up, Ross! I'm hurrying as fast as I can!" Monica Geller-Bing shot back at him, as they ran along the sidewalk. Her husband, Chandler Bing waited for her as she caught up to the rest of the group. They were spending the week in Sunnydale, California, as they needed a break from the harsh winter of New York.
"I can't believe 2Ge+her is playing here!" Phoebe Buffay-Tribbiani squealed along with Rachel Green.
"What, you like these 2Ge+her guys more than me, Pheebs?" Her husband, Joey Tribbiani said as he walked up behind her and slid his arm around her waist.
"You know I love you more than anyone." She said as she kissed him. Their kiss began to grow, but suddenly stopped as they heard two voices behind them.
"Oh, my God! Get a room!"
"Hello! I'm 15 years old, I should not be seeing this on the street of California! New York, maybe, but not California!" Phoebe and Joey stopped kissing and everyone else stopped walking, at once they all turned around. Standing about 1O feet behind them were two girls. Both girls were tall and had short hair and blue eyes, one had blonde hair though and the other had red hair. The red haired, slightly taller one, turned to her and simply said.
"Welcome to California." They both began cracking up.
"Are you guys high?" Rachel asked the two who were still laughing.
"HIGH ON LIFE!" They both screamed and began laughing again.
"What is wrong with you?" Chandler asked. The blonde girl stared at him.
"Absolutely nothing. We're on our way to the Bronze to see..." They both turned toward each other and began jumping up and down.
"2GE+HER!" They screamed and began running down the street singing. "Breaking up is hard enough WHOA-OH-OH-OH! Say you have nothing but I called your bluff! You've got my sweater, my hat, I can't find my cat!" They both turned back toward the group and hissed like cats. "The hardest part of breaking up, is getting back your stuff!" They both disappeared down an alley way. The six friends stared at each other and shrugged.
"Riiiight." Ross said.
"And those are going to be the girls at the 2Ge+her concert." Chandler said. Suddenly he was pushed from behind by four girls and two guys walking.
"Come on, Buffy, I don't want to miss the concert. "A short girl with long brown hair said.
"Dawn. Stop it! We'll be there soon!" The one addressed a Buffy answered.
"Can the little one go into the Bronze?" Another girl said.
"Anya, for the last time, she's not called the little one." One of the guys with brown hair said.
"Guys," A British voice rang out. "You almost ran down these people."
"Oh!" Buffy said and she spun around. "I'm sorry. It's just that my little sister, is very excited about going to this concert. She loves 2Ge+her."
"You guys are going to see them also?" Monica asked. "Were visiting California for the first time, so we decided to watch a show..." She was suddenly interrupted by a scream splitting through the air. Before she could turn to the others, the six people ran off toward the scream. Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel looked at each other and ran off toward the scream as well.
By the time Buffy and the others got back to the alley, the two screamers were leaning against each other, hysterically laughing, gasping for air. There was a blonde guy standing in front of them, looking upset.
"You again!" Joey yelled at the two girls from before as he and his friends ran up behind Buffy, Dawn, Anya, and the others with her.
"You...can't....bite....anyone!" The tall blonde girl gasped out between their peals of laughter.
"Whatever." The older guy said.
"Spike..." Buffy said warningly as the guy standing in front of the two girls turned around.
"Yes, luv?" He answered with a British accent much like the older guys.
"Don't think I'm not glad to see you..."
"Which were not..." The brown haired guy cut in.
"Hush, Xander." Buffy said. "But, what the hell are you doing to these two girls?"
"Just wanted to give them a scare."
"Why don't you just pour dirt on Monica's rug?" Rachel muttered.
"So, Slayer, who are these people?" Monica, Ross, Phoebe, Joey, Rachel, and Chandler gave each other a look that clearly said 'Slayer?!'
"Well...umm...actually, I have no idea." She turned to them. "Hi, I'm Buffy, this is Dawn, Xander, Giles, Oz, Spike, Anya, and Willow. And you guys are..."
"Monica."
"Chandler."
"Phoebe."
"Joey."
"Ross"
"Rachel."
"Okay, got that down. And the giggle twins are..." She looked toward the two girls who had stopped laughing.
"Dana." The blonde said.
"Jaime." The red head said. "And you guys are? Wait! Let me guess! You'd be super girl!" She said pointing to Buffy.
"And you're all her sidekicks! Except for the vampire who cant bite! You are a vampire aren't you? Cause you got all grr-y! A-A-A...." She trailed off and looked toward the door.
"Is everything okay out here?" Chad Linus asked.
"Yeah, we heard screaming." Jerry O'Keefe said. Dana and Jaime looked at each other and both burst into tears.
"N-No!" Dana sobbed out. "I was attacked by some guy!"
"Aww, you poor thing." Chad said and walked over to Dana, giving her a hug. Jerry did the same to Jaime.
"Shh, you guys'll be okay." Jerry said and he rocked Jaime. Jaime and Dana reached hands out and high fived.
"Riiiight." Ross said again.