Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or any of he characters within it, though I wish I owned my darling Wufie-chan

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or any of he characters within it, though I wish I owned my darling Wufie-chan!!

The Day Wufei Went Crazy

            It was a bright and sunny day, without a cloud in the sky.  Wufei gazed out the window at the parking lot before him.  He was extremely bored and couldn't wait until his upcoming lunch break.  "I hate this job" he sighed.  He watched as a red convertible pulled into the drive through. "Hi, welcome to Burger Boys, can I take your order?" he lazily said into the microphone.  A voice came from the other end of the speaker: " yeah, uh, I'll have a number 5 and two orders of French fries." Wufei unenthusiastically replied, " Will that be all?" "Yeah" the voice replied.  "$10.50 at the window please."  Wufei hung up the microphone as he banged his head against the window in boredom. He wanted to scream.  The car pulled up to the window and Wufei tossed the food into the car.  He collected the job and continued in his endless boredom.  Suddenly, he heard a stern voice behind him, "Wufei Chang, I need to speak with you."  Not knowing who was speaking to him, Wufei turned around and rudely stated, "Whadda ya want?!" in a very annoyed voice.  Wufei then shivered in terror when he realized that standing behind him was none other then his boss, Mr. Koman.  Wufei immediately began to apologize, to his angry boss. (This wasn't the first time this had happened.)  Mr. Koman continued," Wufei, we've had a lot of complaints lately that our drive through staff hasn't shown very much enthusiasm…." "Blah blah blah blah" (or at least that's what Wufei was hearing) " blah blah blah… so, we've decided to let you go."  Wufei's ears suddenly perked up, "Excuse me sir?"  "We've decided to let you go" the agitated boss repeated.  "What! What do you mean!? I don't even get a freak'n warning?!" Wufei's anger was growing.  " Mr. Chang, you have received numerous warnings prior to this notice.  Five this week in fact."  "Well…. Uh…. Those didn't count!" Wufei exclaimed.  Mr. Koman continued, " I would appreciate it if you could calmly remove your hat and uniform, and exit the building." " Don't I even get my pay check?!" Wufei was now yelling. "Paycheck for what?" Mr. Koman exclaimed, " You haven't done a bit of work since you got her!  I don't know why I hired you in the first place!"  "Well your not getting this hat back!" Wufei snidely remarked, clutching the green and yellow striped hat. "This one either!" Wufei said as he snatched the hat right off of Mr. Koman's head. "Hey you little brat! Give that back!"  Shouted the boss.  Wufei jumped up on the front desk waving the hats in the air, hysterically shouting, "INJUSTICE!!" He opened up a nearby cash register and started chucking pennies at the customers.  "Hey stop that!!" the boss yelled, "you've gone mad!" he worriedly ordered an employee to call the cops. Wufei laughed a maniacal laugh as he ran out the door chasing any people that had not yet evacuated.  On his way out he frantically knocked over the gumball machine, shattering it to pieces, tripping anyone who dared to follow him.  By now the police had arrived.  Wufei jumped over the first cop car and kicked another cop off his motorcycle.  He rode away screaming, "You'll never catch me!" and "I shall have my revenge!!!"  He drove out into the intersection causing an accident with a big-rig and a pink limousine. He pressed on the gas and disappeared over the horizon leaving nothing but destruction in his path.  He would never look at a burger or fries for the rest of his life.