GOOD BYE TATOOINE HOME
(sung to "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" by Elton John)
[scene: Luke Skywalker is on the Millennium Falcon. Han Solo is piloting. R2D2 is playing chess with Chewbacca as C3PO mediates. Obi Wan Kenobi says something about "the cries of millions suddenly silenced". Luke is whining, as usual. He sings.]
When are we gonna come down?
We've been here since I don't know when
I shoulda stayed on the farm
I shoulda listened to Uncle Owen
Feel like I've been up here forever
That Wookie's voice is real hoarse
And Ben has got me doin' things blindfolded
This boy's too young to be usin'-
The For-or-orse
Ah ah ah ah
Ah aah aaah
So good-bye Tatooine home
Where the Jawas at night do prowl
I've started my Jedi training
I guess I can't go home now
A moisture farm out in the desert
And a house shaped like a dome
Oh, I finally decided my future lies
Beyond my Tatooine ho-o-ome
Ah ah ah ah
Ah aah aaah
What do you think we'll do, Ben?
Think she's on the Death Star?
I think Han has had to many vodka and tonics
When we met him at that weird bar
Jabba will get a replacement
There's plenty like Greedo around
Leia is held by Darth Vader
Just like me she's far away
From ho-o-ome
Ah ah ah ah
Ah aah aaah
So good-bye Tatooine home
Where the Jawas at night do prowl
I've started my Jedi training
I guess I can't go home now
A moisture farm built out in the desert
And a house shaped like a dome
Oh, I finally decided my future lies
Beyond my Tatooine ho-o-ome
Ah ah ah ah
Ah aah aaah....
Stephens 2
(sung to "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" by Elton John)
[scene: Luke Skywalker is on the Millennium Falcon. Han Solo is piloting. R2D2 is playing chess with Chewbacca as C3PO mediates. Obi Wan Kenobi says something about "the cries of millions suddenly silenced". Luke is whining, as usual. He sings.]
When are we gonna come down?
We've been here since I don't know when
I shoulda stayed on the farm
I shoulda listened to Uncle Owen
Feel like I've been up here forever
That Wookie's voice is real hoarse
And Ben has got me doin' things blindfolded
This boy's too young to be usin'-
The For-or-orse
Ah ah ah ah
Ah aah aaah
So good-bye Tatooine home
Where the Jawas at night do prowl
I've started my Jedi training
I guess I can't go home now
A moisture farm out in the desert
And a house shaped like a dome
Oh, I finally decided my future lies
Beyond my Tatooine ho-o-ome
Ah ah ah ah
Ah aah aaah
What do you think we'll do, Ben?
Think she's on the Death Star?
I think Han has had to many vodka and tonics
When we met him at that weird bar
Jabba will get a replacement
There's plenty like Greedo around
Leia is held by Darth Vader
Just like me she's far away
From ho-o-ome
Ah ah ah ah
Ah aah aaah
So good-bye Tatooine home
Where the Jawas at night do prowl
I've started my Jedi training
I guess I can't go home now
A moisture farm built out in the desert
And a house shaped like a dome
Oh, I finally decided my future lies
Beyond my Tatooine ho-o-ome
Ah ah ah ah
Ah aah aaah....
Stephens 2