A/N: I was writing lotsa sap--I needed a break, 'kay?I wrote this a while ago, just got it typed and finished now. It's going in my Tribute To Rachel (an upcoming fic) It's Marco's POV about Rachel. Very messed up. R&R PLEEZ!! W.P.=Warrior Princess, just for clarification. To the tune of Liquid Dreams by O-Town.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own the characters,
I don't own a single lyric,
Enough ranting and raving,
Just read the fic!!


Visser 1's Hork Bajir surround me
I'm lost in a world of scary dreams
Then she comes to rescue me
And hopefully murder the Visser so mean,

Now this hot girl, she's not your average girl
She's a morphing neurotic teen from a magazine
And she's so fine, designed to blow your mind
She's a Xena warrior princess who's about to be queen, ooh!

I dream about a girl who isn't at all mild
More than a little touch of Xena's wild style
With a supermodel smile (when she's human)
Throw in the body of an animal
you've got the Animorph of my dreams
(my scary dreams)

An elephant's legs to stomp in the dark
A big enough morph for her to make her mark
When it comes to the test, her elephant's the best
and her grizzly morph brings the rest, ohh oh oh

Now this hot girl, she's not your average girl
She's a morphing neurotic teen from a magazine
And she's so fine, designed to blow your mind
She's a Xena warrior princess who's about to be queen, ooh!

I dream about a girl who isn't at all mild
More than a little touch of Xena's wild style
With a supermodel smile (when she's human)
Throw in the body of an animal
you've got the Animorph of my dreams
(my crazy dreams)

Looks ain't everything, she's got a war-crazed personality
Like Xena W.P.
Rachel knows I'm crazy, and kinda sorta lazy,
But in my mind,
I leave the whole world behind
Every night I dream

Crazy dreams, my insane dreams
Visser One and screams, these scary dreams

I dream about a girl who isn't at all mild
More than a little touch of Xena's wild style
With a supermodel smile (when she's human)
Throw in the body of an animal
you've got the Animorph of my dreams
(my insane dreams)

I dream about a girl who isn't at all mild
More than a little touch of Xena's wild style
With a supermodel smile (when she's human)
Throw in the body of an animal
you've got the Animorph of my dreams
(my scary dreams)



A/N: This song is REALLY stupid. Do you think so? Flames are accepted, as long as it's only for the song. Also, constructive critism is good. I'm kinda hoping to make you laugh with the song but I seriously doubt that it's working. I wanted to make you laugh *with* me at the *song*, not *at* me to mock *me*.