A/N: For notes, see end.

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Hermione watched them on the train. She had cast a charm over the glass on their compartment to make it opaque. Neville lay asleep on Ron's shoulder in the seat across from her. Draco sat in Harry's lap. She rolled her eyes. They started kissing as soon as the train had left and hadn't come up for air yet. Their hands were all over the place and the occasional moans that issued from one of the boys' lips had caused their friends to request politely at first, then more pointedly that they go into a separate compartment. Harry groaned again, at which Cra-*No, Vincent,* Hermione corrected herself- grabbed them both by their collars and tossed them out of the compartment, eliciting cheers from Ron and Greg.

"Bout time," Ron said. Neville opened his eyes. He ran a finger own Ron's stomach.
"I didn't mind," he said, looking up at Ron through his lashes.
"Why's that?" Ron asked. Neville sat up and took a set of earplugs out of his ears. Ron laughed and kissed Neville, who returned it softly. Hermione sighed. They were so cute together. Ron was completely absorbed with Neville, and Neville relished the attention, something he rarely got.

Next to her, Greg laughed. "What's so funny?" she asked.
"I must have read this part at least a dozen times, and it still cracks me up," he replied. He pushed his copy of Hogwarts, A History toward her, pointing at a paragraph. Hermione read it and giggled.
"That's my favorite part," she said.
"It reminds me of Crystal Balls don't Bounce: The Development of Divination."
"Really? I've never read it."
"I've got it with me, if you want to take a look at it."
"Sure." He opened his trunk and brought out at a large, red book with gold lettering. He handed it to her and she opened it eagerly, lost in the fascinating history of divination (which she found not so fascinating).

"Oh, not a book! The last thing 'Mione needs is to read another book!" Ron groaned. She smiled sweetly at him, stuck out her tongue, and went back to reading. "How rude!" Ron huffed.
"Don't worry about her, Ron," Neville said, directing Ron's attention back to him, which was easy. He kissed him.
"I see where this is headed. Why don't you get your own compartment?" Vincent said good-naturedly.
"What a fabulous idea," Neville said, leading Ron out the door.

Vincent smiled to himself. If anybody had told him how this year was going to end, he would have packed them off to an asylum. He was on first-name basis with the Gryffindors he had fought with the most. Greg and Hermione were- well, who knew what Greg and Hermione were? Draco and Harry couldn't keep their hands off each other. Ron and Neville were going out. Could things get any weirder? Vincent blinked. Standing in front of him was an odd little witch with white hair and robes that shined. "Goodness!" she said. "I certainly had a tough time setting everything straight. It's not easy being Order when your brother Chaos is running around and that nut Complication likes to go and drool over everything. The laundry bills get quite expensive," she said ruefully, looking at a spot on her robes. "Oh well. My work here is done!" And she vanished.
"Yes, they could," Vincent sighed.

Draco and Harry came back into the compartment, flushed and panting. No need to ask what they'd been up to. Neville and Ron came back shortly afterwards. No need to ask what they'd been doing either. The train pulled into King's Cross. They said their good-byes on the train. "You'll write?" Harry asked.
"Of course," Draco replied, kissing Harry. He smiled and went to meet his father on the platform. Who knows? He might even be able to visit Harry.

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The end, darlings! Who's up for a sequel? I've even got - a Plot! *gasp* How's this for a summary: Lucius finds out his son is dating Harry Potter. Complication becomes a permanent house guest, along with his cousin Confusion. Let me know what you think! I've got a plan now.

In the sequel (if you want it) expect Lucius, Sirius, Lupin, more Ron/Neville and hey, we might even get Seamus hooked up with someone!

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Love-
J. Silver

P.S. Hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. Not bad for my first finished, multi-chaptered story, huh? ^_^