Cloud: ::Inhales the air:: AH, what a day to have a picnic and relax.
Barret: Relax from what?! Running away from monsters and drinking???
Cloud: ....yeah thats about it.
Barret: Oh, ok. I was just wondering
::They set the picnic site up and sits back::
Yuffie: I want to chase the duckys! Vinny, let's go chase the duckys!! ::she drags him by the arm::
Vincent: Why am i the tourchered one?
::Aeris and Tifa sit next to Cloud snuggling him::
Aeris: Cloudy, can me and you take a nice walk on the path and fake that we got lost and make out?
Tifa: Hell no! He's mine you stupid whore!!!
Aeris: Who are you calling whore, you slut!!
::they stand up getting into there battle stances::
Aeris: Ok, bring it on, Bitch!
Tifa: Gladly!
::they get into one of those cloudy fights, as Cloud sits there watching big breasted women play Volleyball::
Cloud: Hehehe, thats the way to play!
At the Lake...
Yuffie: Here Ducky, ducky, ducky!! ::She chases a duck around the tree as vincent watches her like shes gone insane::
Yuffie: Come on, Vinny, chase the duckies.
Vincent: no..
Yuffie: Come on , Vinny, chase the duckies!!
Vincent: no!
Yuffie: COME ON, VINNY, CHASE THE DUCKIES!!!!!
Vincent: NO!
Yuffie: Chase the damn ducks, you basterd!!!
Vincent: ::walks over to a duck, pulling out his gun and shoots it:: There!! I chase the duckies!!! ::he walks away::
Yuffie:: OH MY GOD! you killed ducky!
A duck : You basterd!
At the playground....
Kid: ::crys:: Mommy! that ugly man stole my swing!!
Cid: who you calling ugly, you little brat!
Kid: You!
Cid: OH, thats it!! ::stands:: Show me whatcha got, Kid!!
Kid: ::he runs up to Cid, and gives him a hard low blow and runs off::
Cid: ::falls, holding his nuts::
Barret: Gezz man, that kid showed you.
Cid: Oooh, get me some ice, i think its swollen.
Barret: Eww ,am, I'm not getting you no ice far that!
Cid: Come on, im dying here!!
Barret: Hell no! ::walks away::
Cid: Aw come on, man! ::Crawls after him::
At the Picnic site....
::tifa and Aeris are still fighting. Clouds now taping the Volleyball game, and Vincent walks up::
Vincent: Hey Cloud. Wheres Red and Cait Sith?
Cloud: No clue, they did come with us.
Vincent: ::looks to tifa and Aeris fighting then to cloud camera::..so, what are ya taping?
Cloud: The game..
Vincent: Game?
::cloud points to the girls playing, Vincent looked, and sat down::
Vincent: I'll join you then..
At the Enterce to the park...
Red: Let us in now!
Park Ranger: Sorry, kitty, i cant. No Pets allowed
Cait Sith: We're not pets!!
P. Ranger: Then what are you?
Red: uhhh...
Cait Sith:.....p-pokemon?
P. Ranger: Just what i thought...::thats out a shotgun:: Alright get off the park propertiy, or I'll blast a cap in you ass!
Red & Cait: ..but we're pokemon!!
P. Ranger: if you pokemon..then i still have to shot you..rules are, if anything or anyone from pokemon step foot in this park it assigned to shot them down dead..
::then, Ash from pokemon walk up and trys to past, but the ranger shot his head off and he fell dead in a second::
Ranger: see..
Red: ok then.....umm..we're Digimon!
Ranger: AHH! ::takes out a tasser and shocks Red, he fall completely burnt::
Cait sith: Ah! Red13mon..i mean Red!
Ranger:..we have to shock anything thats digimon, now its your turn!
Cait Sith: AHH!! ::runs past the Ranger and into the park::
Ranger: Hey get back here!!
Picnic site...
::Cloud and vincent sat back watching the juggy's (sorry i like to watch the Man Show even though im a woman myself, its just funny) drinking beers, while Tifa and aeris still fight::
Vincent:...my god..
Cloud: ..god bless the park..
::one of the girls leap up to get the ball, and fall into a puddle, she stands and runs over with her wet white shirt::
Vincent: you getting that?
Cloud: yep! Hehehe
:then one of the juggy's looke to them and waves, they wave back. She runs over, but as she does, her "Jugs" bouce up and down in delightness:
VBall Juggy: Hey guys!
Both: Hi...
VBall Juggy: You guys wanna play..w're short two players..
Vincent:: ..love too!
::she smiles and pulls them up, leading them to the VBall nets::
Minute later...
::Tifa And Aeris stop there fighting and looks around::
Tifa: Hey where's Cloud?
Aeris: ?
::then Cloud blod laughand Vincent deep chuckle, came from the VBall nets. They looked and seen vincent and cloud playing VBall with Juggy's::
Tifa: How dare they!
Aeris: OH! He will be hurt SO badly!
::they stomp over::
Aeris: Cloud! ::as she was about to say something else, a VBall hit her in the face and knocks her over dead::
Vincent: Oh my god i killed Aeris!
Tifa: yeah..so what else is new..
Vincent:..nothin..just playing with these nice women over here ::smiles to them::
Tifa: oh yeah..Cloud, Vincent, you come back here right now, i need pleasure!!
::the both look blankly at her::
Vincent:..Tifa, remember the rule..i cant screw you unless im drunk..got that
Tifa:...well..Get drunk now!!
Vincent: No!
Cloud: oh this always gets werid..
Tifa: Cloud , come!
Cloud: no!
Tifa: damnit!! Come both of you!!
::then a Vbal hits her and she falls dead::
Cloud: Nice shot vincent...your more deadly with balls than a gun
Vincent: you know what...i think you right, hahhaha..
::everyone begins to play again, as Cait Sith runs past with the ranger on his tail, cid crawls over to the cooler, grabing some ice and putting it in his pants. A park truck drives by with Yuffie in a cage::
Once again the picnic was fun, thanks to the Juggy's!
Barret: Hey! wait! Nothing happened to me!!
Uhh..
Barret: Make something happen to me!
Ok..::clears throat:: Meanwhile, when all the good stuff was happening, Barret got lost in the forest next to the part, getting chased by something...
Barret: Oh my god! What the fuck is that! What the fuck is that! AHHH!!
::then shows Barret with the carmera pointed to his face, up his nose somewhat::
Barret: I want to say im sorry, that i wanted to make something happen to me, and that it was stupid of me to walk into this forest...even though i dont know how i got here. I love you guys, forgive me...
::the camera drops, and gose out::
ONCE Again! The day was fun thanks to the Juggy's and that thing that chased Barret.
Valentina: Im sorry the BBC would like to applogize to all those duck lovers. It was wrong and bad that Yuffie and Vincent we're chasing them, and shooting. I hope you can forgive us, we'll do better. Thank you, Kiss kiss.
No Ducks, Reds, or Barrets were harm during the making of this fi, thank you.