Title: Patience is a Virtue~p3
By: Me, Nani?
Genre: Humor
Author note: ugh, sorry for seperating the parts, but it seems it was necessary. I will try to
make this one longer.
Talya Ford kissed her little 'Angels' for the next two minutes and spoke in babyish voice,
all the while Heero stood by and watched in horror. "Mum Mum Loves you, yes she does, and mum mum
and papa will be right back! Yes we will," she snuggeled the little angels one more time stood up
and straightend her dress.Heero was glad this part was over, what were these kids or toy poodles?!
"Well, we shall be out till midnight, I hope you don't mind staying up till then," Heero shook his
head. "Thats good! well here is the number where we'll be and this is the schedule booklet." She
handed him a small leather white booklet, she told him the page was booked marked all he had
to do was open it. "And they can watch TV, but not too much mind you," she ended the tone with a
very mother like voice, "Yes" pipped in Mr. Ford who has been silent all this time. Heero
thanked god for that. "We don't want the children seeing..." Mr. Ford winked,
"Mature themes...do we?"
"...Yeah...right" Heero added another mental note, 'Duo is paying me extra, plus tax'.
They were small standing a mere 3'4 each, they looked up at this new visitor in wonder.
The girl was named Moyra De Ford, she was an adorable curly blond with large brown eyes and a
sweet face, she tugged at her kitty nightgown in curiosity. Her brother; Peter De Ford was quite
similar to Moyra blond curly hair only cut short- with large brown eyes, he had a two dots on the
tip of his nose, dots of distingushing birth.
Heero didn't know what to do first, but he sighed and said, "Ok, drop the act". Moyra and
Peter scrunched up their faces in confusion, "What act?" Peter asked. Heero rolled his eyes, "You
expect me to believe...that your really -as your mother put it- more behaved then angels?"
"Yes," Moyra said, although still confused about the question. "Okay...," he answered, getting
a little confused himself; Duo didn't really give any detail about them, he just said they we're
'cute'. Heero would admit that, but he didn't buy it.
"Ok," Heero looked around, "what do you guys wanna do?"
"I think your suppose to follow the schedule," Moyra told him. Heero couldn't believe it! was
this kid for real?!
Heero looked into her brown eyes and found she was telling the truth, "Ok, let me see here."
He opened the booklet and read:
9/01
6:00pm Dinner (pre-heated) and Snack Time
6:53pm Clean-up Time
7:00pm TV Time
8:00pm Sing and Dance Time
8:40pm Time for Bed ^_^
Heero closed the book and grimced, 'I can not believe this!' "Well, I guess I need to feed you
guys," he walked in to the large kitchen, Moyra and Peter right at his heels, he pulled the oven
open -it was set real low to keep the containers inside warm. He pulled them out and opened
them; one held pasta the other sauce. "Well at least this is normal," he muttered and filled the
childrens plates, they ate quietly and happily...not one drop of sauce or tipped cup was on the
table when they finished! Heero figured the weirdness was returning again, even Quatre had the
tendency to make a little mess at the table once in a while...or a blue moon. Another strange
thing...they ended directly at 6:52pm! Heero went to clean...but there was nothing to clean!
Heero just put the dishes in the sink and walked into the living room, Moyra and Peter
following right behind him, they leaped on the couch and bounced happily and sang; "Fun Time Fun
Time, Welcome to FunnyLand!" Heero didn't know what the heck they were doing, but he realized it
when he turned on the TV, a goofy blue Hippo sung the 'Fun Song.' Heero turned the channel in
disgust only to find a green Hippo singing something quite similar to the last, he turned the
channel again...finding a yellow one! He sighed heavily, "your parents put one of those V-Chip
things on here huh?"
The children looked at one another, "whats a V-Chip?" they asked.
8:00pm
Heero welcomed this time! If he to sit and watch that Hippo for another minute...
Heero waited till the kids picked their song and opened the CD player, a familiar tune jumped
out from the speakers..."Fun Time Fun Time, we always have fun at Fun Time, Fun Time Fun Time...
Welcome to FunnyLAND!"
Heero groaned and covered his ears with two teddy bears.
The song was over in 30seconds...but if felt longer than that, "Lets hear it again!" Peter
shouted to Heero, "NO!" Peter became shocked, Heero quickly corrected his self, "I mean...why
don't you do something else to finish off Sing and...Dance Time"
"Like what?"
"Read a Book"
"But we're only 4!"
"Great! all the more to start at an early age!"
Moyra said no, "I want to play...um...dress up!"
"No Fuc" Heero began.
"But it'll be FUN!" Peter exclaimed cutting Heero off.
Heero sat miserable as Moyra brushed his hair, she hummed as she clipped another bunny
barrette to Heero's head, "almost finished," she told him happily, "yeah...whatever."
Moyra combed and then frowned, "Hiiro...way is Duo's hair so much more Bouncy and Shiny than
yours?" she asked, it was an innocent question, but it bugged him. "Because I like having dull
short non-bouncy hair...Ok?" he told her; she frowned again, "we should wash and condition this
that's what Duo does." Heero pulled away from the tiny hands, "Duo lets you wash and brush his
hair?!"
Peter looked up from his spot on the floor, a Top hat too large for his head was on his curly
locks, "Duo doesn't need too."
Heero silently growled.
Author Note: last one coming.
By: Me, Nani?
Genre: Humor
Author note: ugh, sorry for seperating the parts, but it seems it was necessary. I will try to
make this one longer.
Talya Ford kissed her little 'Angels' for the next two minutes and spoke in babyish voice,
all the while Heero stood by and watched in horror. "Mum Mum Loves you, yes she does, and mum mum
and papa will be right back! Yes we will," she snuggeled the little angels one more time stood up
and straightend her dress.Heero was glad this part was over, what were these kids or toy poodles?!
"Well, we shall be out till midnight, I hope you don't mind staying up till then," Heero shook his
head. "Thats good! well here is the number where we'll be and this is the schedule booklet." She
handed him a small leather white booklet, she told him the page was booked marked all he had
to do was open it. "And they can watch TV, but not too much mind you," she ended the tone with a
very mother like voice, "Yes" pipped in Mr. Ford who has been silent all this time. Heero
thanked god for that. "We don't want the children seeing..." Mr. Ford winked,
"Mature themes...do we?"
"...Yeah...right" Heero added another mental note, 'Duo is paying me extra, plus tax'.
They were small standing a mere 3'4 each, they looked up at this new visitor in wonder.
The girl was named Moyra De Ford, she was an adorable curly blond with large brown eyes and a
sweet face, she tugged at her kitty nightgown in curiosity. Her brother; Peter De Ford was quite
similar to Moyra blond curly hair only cut short- with large brown eyes, he had a two dots on the
tip of his nose, dots of distingushing birth.
Heero didn't know what to do first, but he sighed and said, "Ok, drop the act". Moyra and
Peter scrunched up their faces in confusion, "What act?" Peter asked. Heero rolled his eyes, "You
expect me to believe...that your really -as your mother put it- more behaved then angels?"
"Yes," Moyra said, although still confused about the question. "Okay...," he answered, getting
a little confused himself; Duo didn't really give any detail about them, he just said they we're
'cute'. Heero would admit that, but he didn't buy it.
"Ok," Heero looked around, "what do you guys wanna do?"
"I think your suppose to follow the schedule," Moyra told him. Heero couldn't believe it! was
this kid for real?!
Heero looked into her brown eyes and found she was telling the truth, "Ok, let me see here."
He opened the booklet and read:
9/01
6:00pm Dinner (pre-heated) and Snack Time
6:53pm Clean-up Time
7:00pm TV Time
8:00pm Sing and Dance Time
8:40pm Time for Bed ^_^
Heero closed the book and grimced, 'I can not believe this!' "Well, I guess I need to feed you
guys," he walked in to the large kitchen, Moyra and Peter right at his heels, he pulled the oven
open -it was set real low to keep the containers inside warm. He pulled them out and opened
them; one held pasta the other sauce. "Well at least this is normal," he muttered and filled the
childrens plates, they ate quietly and happily...not one drop of sauce or tipped cup was on the
table when they finished! Heero figured the weirdness was returning again, even Quatre had the
tendency to make a little mess at the table once in a while...or a blue moon. Another strange
thing...they ended directly at 6:52pm! Heero went to clean...but there was nothing to clean!
Heero just put the dishes in the sink and walked into the living room, Moyra and Peter
following right behind him, they leaped on the couch and bounced happily and sang; "Fun Time Fun
Time, Welcome to FunnyLand!" Heero didn't know what the heck they were doing, but he realized it
when he turned on the TV, a goofy blue Hippo sung the 'Fun Song.' Heero turned the channel in
disgust only to find a green Hippo singing something quite similar to the last, he turned the
channel again...finding a yellow one! He sighed heavily, "your parents put one of those V-Chip
things on here huh?"
The children looked at one another, "whats a V-Chip?" they asked.
8:00pm
Heero welcomed this time! If he to sit and watch that Hippo for another minute...
Heero waited till the kids picked their song and opened the CD player, a familiar tune jumped
out from the speakers..."Fun Time Fun Time, we always have fun at Fun Time, Fun Time Fun Time...
Welcome to FunnyLAND!"
Heero groaned and covered his ears with two teddy bears.
The song was over in 30seconds...but if felt longer than that, "Lets hear it again!" Peter
shouted to Heero, "NO!" Peter became shocked, Heero quickly corrected his self, "I mean...why
don't you do something else to finish off Sing and...Dance Time"
"Like what?"
"Read a Book"
"But we're only 4!"
"Great! all the more to start at an early age!"
Moyra said no, "I want to play...um...dress up!"
"No Fuc" Heero began.
"But it'll be FUN!" Peter exclaimed cutting Heero off.
Heero sat miserable as Moyra brushed his hair, she hummed as she clipped another bunny
barrette to Heero's head, "almost finished," she told him happily, "yeah...whatever."
Moyra combed and then frowned, "Hiiro...way is Duo's hair so much more Bouncy and Shiny than
yours?" she asked, it was an innocent question, but it bugged him. "Because I like having dull
short non-bouncy hair...Ok?" he told her; she frowned again, "we should wash and condition this
that's what Duo does." Heero pulled away from the tiny hands, "Duo lets you wash and brush his
hair?!"
Peter looked up from his spot on the floor, a Top hat too large for his head was on his curly
locks, "Duo doesn't need too."
Heero silently growled.
Author Note: last one coming.